（旋轉藝術）
數到三
一、二、三！ One, two, three
一、二、三！
Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is.
來玩套圈圈，25分錢可投3次 看啊，很簡單吧 Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is.
來玩套圈圈，25分錢可投3次 看啊，很簡單吧
There you go, a winner! 來玩套圈圈，25分錢可投3次 看啊，很簡單吧
There you go, a winner!
優勝者出現了！ There you go, a winner!
優勝者出現了！
And now, for my shocking finale. 優勝者出現了！
And now, for my shocking finale.
嚇人的結局來了 And now, for my shocking finale.
嚇人的結局來了
Not for the squeamish. 嚇人的結局來了
Not for the squeamish.
膽小的人別過來 Not for the squeamish.
膽小的人別過來
Not for the faint of heart. 膽小的人別過來
Not for the faint of heart.
懦弱的人也走遠一點 Not for the faint of heart.
懦弱的人也走遠一點
I call my trick "The Jaws of Death."
我稱這個把戲為 「死亡入口」 I call my trick "The Jaws of Death."
我稱這個把戲為 「死亡入口」
Now. Say it. Say it.
快點說，說啊 Now. Say it. Say it.
快點說，說啊
Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight. 快點說，說啊
Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我 Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我
No harm will come to you. Alakazam! 哈洛，快用你神奇的力量解救我
No harm will come to you. Alakazam!
你絕對不會受到傷害 阿拉卡參！ No harm will come to you. Alakazam!
你絕對不會受到傷害 阿拉卡參！
Help me! Help me!
救我！救我！ Help me! Help me!
救我！救我！
I'm going to be an actress.
我將來要當演員 I'm going to be an actress.
我將來要當演員
主演：小勞勃道尼
主演：方基墨
片名：吻兩下打兩槍
主演：米雪蒙娜根
主演：柯寶柏森
主演：達許米霍克 賴瑞米勒
主演：洛克蒙丹巴、香儂索沙蒙 安琪拉林德弗
改編自布瑞特哈勒岱所著之 《遍地黃金》
制片：喬西佛
編劇：沙恩布萊克
導演：沙恩布萊克
（第一天：我愛麻煩）
還是很難相信 就在去年聖誕節...
Hard to believe it was last Christmas... 還是很難相信 就在去年聖誕節...
Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
哈夢妮跟我改變了這個世界 Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
哈夢妮跟我改變了這個世界
...that me and Harmony changed the world. 哈夢妮跟我改變了這個世界
...that me and Harmony changed the world.
我們不是故意的 而且整件事情也沒有搞得太久 ...that me and Harmony changed the world.
我們不是故意的 而且整件事情也沒有搞得太久
And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know. 我們不是故意的 而且整件事情也沒有搞得太久
And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know.
那種事也維持不了太久 And we didn 't mean to. And it didn 't last long, you know.
那種事也維持不了太久
A thing like that can 't. 那種事也維持不了太久
A thing like that can 't.
現在我在洛杉磯，沒事就參加派對 那種派對的女生，如果叫吉兒... A thing like that can 't.
現在我在洛杉磯，沒事就參加派對 那種派對的女生，如果叫吉兒...
Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill... 現在我在洛杉磯，沒事就參加派對 那種派對的女生，如果叫吉兒...
Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill...
也要故意寫成姬爾 Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. the kind where if a girl is named Jill...
也要故意寫成姬爾
...she spells it J- Y-L-L-E, that bullshit. 也要故意寫成姬爾
...she spells it J- Y-L-L-E, that bullshit.
那個人就是我，我叫做哈利拉克哈特 我是你們的解說員
that's me there. My name 's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator. 那個人就是我，我叫做哈利拉克哈特 我是你們的解說員
歡迎來到洛杉磯 that's me there. My name 's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator.
歡迎來到洛杉磯
Welcome to L.A. 歡迎來到洛杉磯
Welcome to L.A.
歡迎參加這個派對 Welcome to L.A.
歡迎參加這個派對
Welcome to the party. 歡迎參加這個派對
Welcome to the party.
在抽煙的那個人是戴伯尼蕭 我的制作人，是他發掘我的
the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me. 在抽煙的那個人是戴伯尼蕭 我的制作人，是他發掘我的
the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me.
跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做蓋伊派瑞 the guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my prodycer. He discovered me.
跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做蓋伊派瑞
the man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry. 跟他在一起的人是派瑞凡史卓克 又叫做蓋伊派瑞
是個如假包換的私家偵探 跟電影電視界有合作關系 the man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry.
是個如假包換的私家偵探 跟電影電視界有合作關系
Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated. 是個如假包換的私家偵探 跟電影電視界有合作關系
Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated.
他可是業界的重要人物 喔，還有，他是同性戀 Honest-to-God private eye, consylts in film, tV. just incorporated.
他可是業界的重要人物 喔，還有，他是同性戀
He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay. 他可是業界的重要人物 喔，還有，他是同性戀
He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay.
別鬧了，派瑞，拜托？ He 's bigtime. Also, he 's gay.
別鬧了，派瑞，拜托？
Don't start, Perry, huh? 別鬧了，派瑞，拜托？
Don't start, Perry, huh?
我看到你手在摸那裏 你是很強悍啦，不過一看到裸男... Don't start, Perry, huh?
我看到你手在摸那裏 你是很強悍啦，不過一看到裸男...
I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy... 我看到你手在摸那裏 你是很強悍啦，不過一看到裸男...
I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy...
腦袋馬上想著「我要」 I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy...
腦袋馬上想著「我要」
...your brain says, "I want that." 腦袋馬上想著「我要」
...your brain says, "I want that."
我就不會那樣急躁 你那個樣子就像是看到一頭大象 ...your brain says, "I want that."
我就不會那樣急躁 你那個樣子就像是看到一頭大象
I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick... 我就不會那樣急躁 你那個樣子就像是看到一頭大象
心裏只想著：「快點 快把他的血拿來塗在我船上」 I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick...
心裏只想著：「快點 快把他的血拿來塗在我船上」
...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse." 心裏只想著：「快點 快把他的血拿來塗在我船上」
...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse."
那不該是你第一個想到的事情 ...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse."
那不該是你第一個想到的事情
It's just that that's not the first thing you think of. 那不該是你第一個想到的事情
It's just that that's not the first thing you think of.
洛杉磯 It's just that that's not the first thing you think of.
洛杉磯
L.A. 洛杉磯
L.A.
現在你們大概好奇 我為何跑來這兒 L.A.
現在你們大概好奇 我為何跑來這兒
By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not. 現在你們大概好奇 我為何跑來這兒
By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not.
但搞不好你們想的是 怎麼用彩色黏土做出漫劃人物 By now you may wonder how I woynd up here, or maybe not.
但搞不好你們想的是 怎麼用彩色黏土做出漫劃人物
Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books. 但搞不好你們想的是 怎麼用彩色黏土做出漫劃人物
Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books.
重點是，我沒看到別的解說員 所以給我閉嘴 Maybe you wonder how Silly putty picks shit up from comic books.
重點是，我沒看到別的解說員 所以給我閉嘴
Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down. 重點是，我沒看到別的解說員 所以給我閉嘴
Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
我怎麼會跑來這裏的？ 你們自己看吧 Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
我怎麼會跑來這裏的？ 你們自己看吧
How did I get here? See for yourself. 我怎麼會跑來這裏的？ 你們自己看吧
How did I get here? See for yourself.
（哈利為什麼會在派對現場） How did I get here? See for yourself.
（哈利為什麼會在派對現場）
（馬格玩具店）
克洛伊 再把名字念一次給我聽好嗎...
Chloe, just run the name by me one more time... 克洛伊 再把名字念一次給我聽好嗎...
Chloe, just run the name by me one more time...
我一定是漏掉了什麼 Chloe, just run the name by me one more time...
我一定是漏掉了什麼
...because I must be missing something. 我一定是漏掉了什麼
...because I must be missing something.
我要抓狂了 我已經前前後後找三次了 ...because I must be missing something.
我要抓狂了 我已經前前後後找三次了
I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times. 我要抓狂了 我已經前前後後找三次了
I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times.
《網路偵探》，網子的網... I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times.
《網路偵探》，網子的網...
Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask... 《網路偵探》，網子的網...
Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask...
-你幹嘛不問店員？ -不行，他們都在忙 Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E... Why don 't you ask...
-你幹嘛不問店員？ -不行，他們都在忙
...an employee or something? No, they' re all busy. -你幹嘛不問店員？ -不行，他們都在忙
...an employee or something? No, they' re all busy.
「《未來戰警》—人民保護者」 是這樣嗎？意思就是他負責保護人民
"Protocop, protector of man." Is that it? Protocop? He protects men. 「《未來戰警》—人民保護者」 是這樣嗎？意思就是他負責保護人民
哈利叔叔，到處看看 到處都有標示 "Protocop, protector of man." Is that it? Protocop? He protects men.
哈利叔叔，到處看看 到處都有標示
Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs. 哈利叔叔，到處看看 到處都有標示
Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs.
那個戲兩年前就沒了 你去問...等一下，店是開著的嗎？ Uncle Harry, look aroynd. there are signs.
那個戲兩年前就沒了 你去問...等一下，店是開著的嗎？
that show was cancelled two years ago. just ask... Wait, are they even open? 那個戲兩年前就沒了 你去問...等一下，店是開著的嗎？
是啊，假期延長營業時間 不要靠近窗戶 that show was cancelled two years ago. just ask... Wait, are they even open?
是啊，假期延長營業時間 不要靠近窗戶
Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window. 是啊，假期延長營業時間 不要靠近窗戶
Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window.
我得掛掉了 不過我會找到的 Y eah, it's holiday hours. Look... Get away from the window.
我得掛掉了 不過我會找到的
I gotta go, but I'll find this. 我得掛掉了 不過我會找到的
I gotta go, but I'll find this.
-這下好啦 -該死，哈利，那東西壞了！
Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong! -這下好啦 -該死，哈利，那東西壞了！
Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong!
-把槍給我！ -不要，把子彈給我！ Great. Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong!
-把槍給我！ -不要，把子彈給我！
Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets! -把槍給我！ -不要，把子彈給我！
Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets!
不要動！ Give me the gun! No. Give me the bullets!
不要動！
Freeze! 不要動！
Freeze!
-別開玩笑了 -給我站在這裏等警察來
You gotta be fucking kidding me. We'll stand here and wait for the police. -別開玩笑了 -給我站在這裏等警察來
把槍放下，小姐，我們什麼都沒做 我們一點都不危險，快把槍放下 You gotta be fucking kidding me. We'll stand here and wait for the police.
把槍放下，小姐，我們什麼都沒做 我們一點都不危險，快把槍放下
Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun. 把槍放下，小姐，我們什麼都沒做 我們一點都不危險，快把槍放下
Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun.
-嘿，小姐，這把槍沒上膛... -瑞奇，不要！ Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun.
-嘿，小姐，這把槍沒上膛... -瑞奇，不要！
Hey, lady, gun is not loaded... Richie, no! -嘿，小姐，這把槍沒上膛... -瑞奇，不要！
Hey, lady, gun is not loaded... Richie, no!
瑞奇！
Richie! 瑞奇！
Richie!
該死！
Shit! 該死！
Shit!
糟了
Oh, boy. 糟了
Oh, boy.
別急嘛
Take it easy. 別急嘛
Take it easy.
天啊，不... 還沒輪到你喔，先生
Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir. 天啊，不... 還沒輪到你喔，先生
Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir.
-去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞絲，幫個忙，就讓他上吧 Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir.
-去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞絲，幫個忙，就讓他上吧
Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him. -去跟大家一起等吧 -葛瑞絲，幫個忙，就讓他上吧
Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him.
-他准備好了，你准備好了沒？ -好了嗎？ Go wait with the others. Grace, do me a favor, let's take him.
-他准備好了，你准備好了沒？ -好了嗎？
He's ready. You're ready? Ready? -他准備好了，你准備好了沒？ -好了嗎？
He's ready. You're ready? Ready?
好，來吧 He's ready. You're ready? Ready?
好，來吧
Okay, come on. 好，來吧
Okay, come on.
你知道劇情大網嗎？ 有沒有問題？
You know the setup? Got any questions? 你知道劇情大網嗎？ 有沒有問題？
You know the setup? Got any questions?
他沒有問題啦 看他這樣就知道，來吧 You know the setup? Got any questions?
他沒有問題啦 看他這樣就知道，來吧
He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go. 他沒有問題啦 看他這樣就知道，來吧
He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go.
開始讀劇本吧 He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go.
開始讀劇本吧
Let's read. 開始讀劇本吧
Let's read.
-他在哪裏？瑞夫在哪兒？ -他在哪裏？
Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he? -他在哪裏？瑞夫在哪兒？ -他在哪裏？
Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he?
在哪兒...？ Where is he? Where's Raphael? Where is he?
在哪兒...？
Where's...? 在哪兒...？
Where's...?
（盡管整晚拷問我吧 要我放棄我的委托人，做不到）
盡管整晚拷問我吧 要我放棄我的委托人，做不到
Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit. 盡管整晚拷問我吧 要我放棄我的委托人，做不到
Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit.
少在那邊裝好人了 混帳東西
Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off. 少在那邊裝好人了 混帳東西
Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off.
是你害他送命的！ Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off.
是你害他送命的！
You got your partner killed. 是你害他送命的！
You got your partner killed.
他搞不清楚狀況，你也知道
He was in over his head, you knew it. 他搞不清楚狀況，你也知道
He was in over his head, you knew it.
搞不好是你開的槍 He was in over his head, you knew it.
搞不好是你開的槍
You may as well have pulled the trigger. 搞不好是你開的槍
You may as well have pulled the trigger.
是你把他殺了！ You may as well have pulled the trigger.
是你把他殺了！
You killed him! 是你把他殺了！
You killed him!
不，我沒...我沒有殺他 是他自己要跟的
No, I didn't... I didn't kill him. He wanted in. 不，我沒...我沒有殺他 是他自己要跟的
No, I didn't... I didn't kill him. He wanted in.
為什麼？
Why...? 為什麼？
Why...?
為什麼？！
Why?! 為什麼？！
Why?!
我不想讓他跟的 是他自己堅持要一起去 Why?!
我不想讓他跟的 是他自己堅持要一起去
I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted. 我不想讓他跟的 是他自己堅持要一起去
I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted.
我跟他說「你待在家裏」 可是他不聽啊，這個大白癡 I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted.
我跟他說「你待在家裏」 可是他不聽啊，這個大白癡
I said, "Stay at home." But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch. 我跟他說「你待在家裏」 可是他不聽啊，這個大白癡
是我害死他的，對不對？
I killed him, didn't I? 是我害死他的，對不對？
I killed him, didn't I?
幹！這都是我的錯 對不起 I killed him, didn't I?
幹！這都是我的錯 對不起
Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry. 幹！這都是我的錯 對不起
Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry.
抱歉
Sorry. 抱歉
Sorry.
嘿，加油
Hey, good luck. 嘿，加油
Hey, good luck.
看到沒，這就是我講的 老派的方法
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. 看到沒，這就是我講的 老派的方法
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
-學院派 -布蘭多，把這個人送到洛杉磯去 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
-學院派 -布蘭多，把這個人送到洛杉磯去
Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A. -學院派 -布蘭多，把這個人送到洛杉磯去
Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A.
打電話給蓋伊派瑞 Studio. Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A.
打電話給蓋伊派瑞
Get Gay Perry on the phone. 打電話給蓋伊派瑞
Get Gay Perry on the phone.
結果呢，他們要幫我試鏡了 很酷吧？
Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild? 結果呢，他們要幫我試鏡了 很酷吧？
Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild?
前一分鍾，我還在東村 賣Xbox遊戲機
One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village... 前一分鍾，我還在東村 賣Xbox遊戲機
One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village...
下一分鍾 我已經在洛杉磯喝香檳了 One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village...
下一分鍾 我已經在洛杉磯喝香檳了
...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A. 下一分鍾 我已經在洛杉磯喝香檳了
...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A.
-嗨 -嘿 ...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A.
-嗨 -嘿
Hi. Hey. -嗨 -嘿
Hi. Hey.
你是做什麼的？ Hi. Hey.
你是做什麼的？
So, what do you do? 你是做什麼的？
So, what do you do?
喔，我退休了 我在小時候發明了骰子 So, what do you do?
喔，我退休了 我在小時候發明了骰子
I' m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. 喔，我退休了 我在小時候發明了骰子
I' m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid.
-你呢？ -我是演戲的
How about you? I do a little acting. -你呢？ -我是演戲的
How about you? I do a little acting.
我要去看一下還有誰來了
I' m gonna see who else is here. 我要去看一下還有誰來了
I' m gonna see who else is here.
總之我就是那樣混進派對的 I' m gonna see who else is here.
總之我就是那樣混進派對的
Anyway, that's how I got to the party. 總之我就是那樣混進派對的
Anyway, that's how I got to the party.
哈夢妮的部分 就是另外一個故事了
Now, Harmony, different story. 哈夢妮的部分 就是另外一個故事了
Now, Harmony, different story.
可能會有人說 她是因為一個大機器人才去的 Now, Harmony, different story.
可能會有人說 她是因為一個大機器人才去的
Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot. 可能會有人說 她是因為一個大機器人才去的
Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot.
待會兒你們就會看到 Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot.
待會兒你們就會看到
I'll show you that in a minute. 待會兒你們就會看到
I'll show you that in a minute.
但對我來說，不管是不是 她都注定要去派對 I'll show you that in a minute.
但對我來說，不管是不是 她都注定要去派對
but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here. 但對我來說，不管是不是 她都注定要去派對
but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here.
天啊，看看那雙腿 but for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here.
天啊，看看那雙腿
Jeez, look at those stems, will you? 天啊，看看那雙腿
Jeez, look at those stems, will you?
雖然這跟她參加派對沒什麼關系 Jeez, look at those stems, will you?
雖然這跟她參加派對沒什麼關系
Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here. 雖然這跟她參加派對沒什麼關系
Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here.
對，種族主義者 我是說真的 Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here.
對，種族主義者 我是說真的
Yes, racist. I' m serious. 對，種族主義者 我是說真的
Yes, racist. I' m serious.
另外一只馴鹿還笑他 結果沒想到，他們竟然要他 Yes, racist. I' m serious.
另外一只馴鹿還笑他 結果沒想到，他們竟然要他
The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. 另外一只馴鹿還笑他 結果沒想到，他們竟然要他
說他跟霧燈一樣有用 The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him.
說他跟霧燈一樣有用
He's as good as a fog light or whatever. 說他跟霧燈一樣有用
He's as good as a fog light or whatever.
你來告訴我，這有什麼差別 He's as good as a fog light or whatever.
你來告訴我，這有什麼差別
You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than: 你來告訴我，這有什麼差別
You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than:
「別跟瑞奇講話，他是黑人 You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than:
「別跟瑞奇講話，他是黑人
"Don't talk to Reggie, he's black. 「別跟瑞奇講話，他是黑人
"Don't talk to Reggie, he's black.
喔，等等，他會打籃球 那把他簽下來吧」 "Don't talk to Reggie, he's black.
喔，等等，他會打籃球 那把他簽下來吧」
Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up." 喔，等等，他會打籃球 那把他簽下來吧」
洛道夫、瑞奇 Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up."
洛道夫、瑞奇
Rudolph, Reggie. 洛道夫、瑞奇
Rudolph, Reggie.
（哈夢妮如何混進派對） Rudolph, Reggie.
（哈夢妮如何混進派對）
哈夢妮費斯藍恩是典型的洛城女孩 不過她不是來自這裏
Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there. 哈夢妮費斯藍恩是典型的洛城女孩 不過她不是來自這裏
Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there.
她出身印第安那州南部的一個小鎮 Harmony Faith Lane was your tupical L.A. girl, she wasn 't from there.
她出身印第安那州南部的一個小鎮
She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana. 她出身印第安那州南部的一個小鎮
She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana.
「有疑問的時候就去殺一頭豬」 是他們小鎮的格言 She grew up in a burg in soythern Indiana.
「有疑問的時候就去殺一頭豬」 是他們小鎮的格言
"When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto. 「有疑問的時候就去殺一頭豬」 是他們小鎮的格言
"When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto.
就跟那些會變壞的女孩一樣 哈夢妮其實超級聰明的 "When in doybt, cut up a pig." that was the town motto.
就跟那些會變壞的女孩一樣 哈夢妮其實超級聰明的
Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart. 就跟那些會變壞的女孩一樣 哈夢妮其實超級聰明的
她之所以有這樣的表現 Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart.
她之所以有這樣的表現
Of course, credit where credit's dye... 她之所以有這樣的表現
Of course, credit where credit's dye...
是因為她有一個很棒的老師 不是她 Of course, credit where credit's dye...
是因為她有一個很棒的老師 不是她
...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her. 是因為她有一個很棒的老師 不是她
...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her.
是他 ...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her.
是他
Him. 是他
Him.
（強尼葛薩默驚悚片 《死得其所》） Him.
（強尼葛薩默驚悚片 《死得其所》）
「下地獄去吧，強尼葛薩默！
"'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! ' 「下地獄去吧，強尼葛薩默！
"'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! '
她穿上合身的洋裝 "'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! '
她穿上合身的洋裝
She poured herself into a seamless dress. 她穿上合身的洋裝
She poured herself into a seamless dress.
她的外表透露出一些端倪」 She poured herself into a seamless dress.
她的外表透露出一些端倪」
From the looks of it, she spilled some." 她的外表透露出一些端倪」
From the looks of it, she spilled some."
在廉價的書裏 強尼這樣說... From the looks of it, she spilled some."
在廉價的書裏 強尼這樣說...
Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks... 在廉價的書裏 強尼這樣說...
Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks...
有一個叫做海岸的應許之地... Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks...
有一個叫做海岸的應許之地...
...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"... 有一個叫做海岸的應許之地...
...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"...
一個叫做洛杉磯的魔幻城市 ...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"...
一個叫做洛杉磯的魔幻城市
...and a magical city called Los Angeles. 一個叫做洛杉磯的魔幻城市
多年來她一直希望他是真實的 ...and a magical city called Los Angeles.
多年來她一直希望他是真實的
As the years progressed, she wished he was real. 多年來她一直希望他是真實的
希望他會出現在印地安那州 解救她的小妹 As the years progressed, she wished he was real.
希望他會出現在印地安那州 解救她的小妹
Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna. 希望他會出現在印地安那州 解救她的小妹
Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna.
爸爸每天晚上都不放過妹妹
you see, Papa was at her night after night. 爸爸每天晚上都不放過妹妹
you see, Papa was at her night after night.
可是強尼從沒出現
but Jonny never showed. 可是強尼從沒出現
but Jonny never showed.
而且寫書的人死了
And then the guy writing the books died. 而且寫書的人死了
And then the guy writing the books died.
16歲的時候她離開家 And then the guy writing the books died.
16歲的時候她離開家
Age 16, she split. 16歲的時候她離開家
Age 16, she split.
她搭了公車去洛杉磯 書中說的應許之地 Age 16, she split.
她搭了公車去洛杉磯 書中說的應許之地
took the bus to L.A., the promised land. 她搭了公車去洛杉磯 書中說的應許之地
took the bus to L.A., the promised land.
她會賺很多錢、變得很有名 然後就可以拉小妹一把 took the bus to L.A., the promised land.
她會賺很多錢、變得很有名 然後就可以拉小妹一把
She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis. 她會賺很多錢、變得很有名 然後就可以拉小妹一把
She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis.
在過世之前 She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis.
在過世之前
Before he died... 在過世之前
Before he died...
書的作者說強尼那個人物 其實是個混蛋 Before he died...
書的作者說強尼那個人物 其實是個混蛋
...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke. 書的作者說強尼那個人物 其實是個混蛋
...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke.
他是為了錢才寫那本書 內容其實是廢話連篇 ...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke.
他是為了錢才寫那本書 內容其實是廢話連篇
He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit. 他是為了錢才寫那本書 內容其實是廢話連篇
He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit.
可是哈夢妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根蔥啊？ He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit.
可是哈夢妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根蔥啊？
Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he? 可是哈夢妮才不在乎，她早知道了 他算哪根蔥啊？
Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he?
他不過是個作家
He was just a writer. 他不過是個作家
He was just a writer.
這就是她跟我混進 同一個派對的原因 He was just a writer.
這就是她跟我混進 同一個派對的原因
And that's how she got to the same party as me... 這就是她跟我混進 同一個派對的原因
And that's how she got to the same party as me...
該死，我漏掉了什麼 And that's how she got to the same party as me...
該死，我漏掉了什麼
Oh, shit. I skipped something. 該死，我漏掉了什麼
Oh, shit. I skipped something.
該死，機器人的事情忘了說 剛剛還故意賣關子，結果忘了講 Oh, shit. I skipped something.
該死，機器人的事情忘了說 剛剛還故意賣關子，結果忘了講
Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot. 該死，機器人的事情忘了說 剛剛還故意賣關子，結果忘了講
Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot.
幹！我的講解真爛 跟我老爸講的笑話一樣遜 Damn it. this robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot.
幹！我的講解真爛 跟我老爸講的笑話一樣遜
fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. 幹！我的講解真爛 跟我老爸講的笑話一樣遜
fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke.
等等，倒回去，我忘了說 那個牛仔騎了一匹藍馬，幹！ fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke.
等等，倒回去，我忘了說 那個牛仔騎了一匹藍馬，幹！
"Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " fuck. 等等，倒回去，我忘了說 那個牛仔騎了一匹藍馬，幹！
我不知道你們還想不想看啦 這就是我剛說的那個機器人 "Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " fuck.
我不知道你們還想不想看啦 這就是我剛說的那個機器人
I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff. 我不知道你們還想不想看啦 這就是我剛說的那個機器人
I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff.
我還可以再說髒話嗎？ I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff.
我還可以再說髒話嗎？
Can I say "fuck" more? 我還可以再說髒話嗎？
Can I say "fuck" more?
回到《未來戰警》 由傑夫尼爾主演 Can I say "fuck" more?
回到《未來戰警》 由傑夫尼爾主演
Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal. 回到《未來戰警》 由傑夫尼爾主演
Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal.
（好奇女孩）
搞什麼？
What the...? 搞什麼？
What the...?
天啊
Oh, my God. 天啊
Oh, my God.
嘿！
Hey! 嘿！
Hey!
尼爾身邊的人說 他已經兩年沒演戲了...
sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years... 尼爾身邊的人說 他已經兩年沒演戲了...
sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years...
而今晚稍早的時候... sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years...
而今晚稍早的時候...
...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight... 而今晚稍早的時候...
...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight...
就在重播《未來戰警》的時候 他看起來很沮喪 ...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight...
就在重播《未來戰警》的時候 他看起來很沮喪
...during a rerun of Protocop. 就在重播《未來戰警》的時候 他看起來很沮喪
...during a rerun of Protocop.
那個演員到現在都還留著戲服... ...during a rerun of Protocop.
那個演員到現在都還留著戲服...
the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show... 那個演員到現在都還留著戲服...
the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show...
聽說他當時穿著戲服... the actor, who still retains a costyme he wore on the show...
聽說他當時穿著戲服...
...allegedly dressed up... 聽說他當時穿著戲服...
...allegedly dressed up...
在腳踏車專用道上閑晃 跑到威尼斯海灘的房子... ...allegedly dressed up...
在腳踏車專用道上閑晃 跑到威尼斯海灘的房子...
...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house... 在腳踏車專用道上閑晃 跑到威尼斯海灘的房子...
而前途大好的演員哈夢妮費斯 發現他的時候被嚇了一大跳 ...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house...
而前途大好的演員哈夢妮費斯 發現他的時候被嚇了一大跳
...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him. 而前途大好的演員哈夢妮費斯 發現他的時候被嚇了一大跳
如果是我從旁經過的話 會說：「嗨，哈囉」 ...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him.
如果是我從旁經過的話 會說：「嗨，哈囉」
I'd jog by, "Hi, hello," you know, that sort of thing. 如果是我從旁經過的話 會說：「嗨，哈囉」
-這個女的是誰？ -我同情那個家夥 I'd jog by, "Hi, hello," you know, that sort of thing.
-這個女的是誰？ -我同情那個家夥
Who's this? I feel for the guy. -這個女的是誰？ -我同情那個家夥
Who's this? I feel for the guy.
這個城市真的會把人給逼瘋 Who's this? I feel for the guy.
這個城市真的會把人給逼瘋
this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people. 這個城市真的會把人給逼瘋
this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people.
就像是在電椅上放個放屁坐墊 this city can 't get enoygh of messing with people.
就像是在電椅上放個放屁坐墊
Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair. 就像是在電椅上放個放屁坐墊
Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair.
-就是那種感覺 -他們就愛這樣 Like putting a whoopee cyshion on the seat of an electric chair.
-就是那種感覺 -他們就愛這樣
Like that. They always do this. -就是那種感覺 -他們就愛這樣
Like that. They always do this.
永遠看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月曆 Like that. They always do this.
永遠看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月曆
You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964. 永遠看不到腰部以下的部分 就像是1964年份的玩伴月曆
不然就是在床後面拍 不然就弄個陰影，永遠都... You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964.
不然就是在床後面拍 不然就弄個陰影，永遠都...
It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never... 不然就是在床後面拍 不然就弄個陰影，永遠都...
It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never...
我幹嘛告訴你啊？ 去邀請她啊 It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never...
我幹嘛告訴你啊？ 去邀請她啊
What am I telling you for? Invite her to something. 我幹嘛告訴你啊？ 去邀請她啊
What am I telling you for? Invite her to something.
就這樣，賓果！
And there it was. Bingo. 就這樣，賓果！
And there it was. Bingo.
命運
Destiny. 命運
Destiny.
（強尼葛薩默恐怖片 《死亡任務》）
（當強尼葛薩默 刮胡子割到自己時）
（《你不會想要住在那裏的》）
你知道嗎 你最好是她的醫生
You know what, you better be her doctor. 你知道嗎 你最好是她的醫生
You know what, you better be her doctor.
走開，什麼都別想 做就對了
Walk away. Don't think, just do it. 走開，什麼都別想 做就對了
Walk away. Don't think, just do it.
幹嘛？你是她哥哥嗎？ 這根本不關你的事 Walk away. Don't think, just do it.
幹嘛？你是她哥哥嗎？ 這根本不關你的事
What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. 幹嘛？你是她哥哥嗎？ 這根本不關你的事
What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man.
-我會修理你一頓 -你盡管試試看
I will fuck you up. No, you'll try. -我會修理你一頓 -你盡管試試看
I will fuck you up. No, you'll try.
最後掉眼淚的會是你 我的朋友 I will fuck you up. No, you'll try.
最後掉眼淚的會是你 我的朋友
And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. 最後掉眼淚的會是你 我的朋友
And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend.
所以再說一次 不要再想了，給我走開 And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend.
所以再說一次 不要再想了，給我走開
So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away. 所以再說一次 不要再想了，給我走開
不然我們現在就到外面去解決 So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away.
不然我們現在就到外面去解決
Or let's you and me go outside right now. 不然我們現在就到外面去解決
Or let's you and me go outside right now.
我睡覺時間已經過了 Or let's you and me go outside right now.
我睡覺時間已經過了
It's past my bedtime. 我睡覺時間已經過了
It's past my bedtime.
做個選擇吧 It's past my bedtime.
做個選擇吧
Make a choice. 做個選擇吧
Make a choice.
混蛋東西
Asshole. 混蛋東西
Asshole.
沒事吧？
You all right? 沒事吧？
You all right?
沒事
Yeah. 沒事
Yeah.
謝啦，老兄
Thanks, bro. 謝啦，老兄
Thanks, bro.
總有一天我會學會怎麼打架 Thanks, bro.
總有一天我會學會怎麼打架
One day, I'll actually learn how to fight. 總有一天我會學會怎麼打架
One day, I'll actually learn how to fight.
-派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特 One day, I'll actually learn how to fight.
-派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特
Perry Van Shrike. Hey. Harry Lockhart. -派瑞凡史卓克 -嘿，哈利拉克哈特
Perry Van Shrike. Hey. Harry Lockhart.
我聽過你的名字 那個顧問
I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant. 我聽過你的名字 那個顧問
-你一定是...總之... -蓋伊派瑞？ I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant.
-你一定是...總之... -蓋伊派瑞？
You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry? -你一定是...總之... -蓋伊派瑞？
You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry?
沒錯 戴伯尼是這樣叫你的 You must be... Anyway... Gay Perry?
沒錯 戴伯尼是這樣叫你的
Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that. 沒錯 戴伯尼是這樣叫你的
Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that.
-我想你們應該是老朋友了吧 -五年了 Y eah. Right. Dabney calls you that.
-我想你們應該是老朋友了吧 -五年了
I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years. -我想你們應該是老朋友了吧 -五年了
I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years.
哇，五年啊 I guess you guys are old buddies. Five years.
哇，五年啊
Wow, five years. 哇，五年啊
Wow, five years.
-還是同性戀嗎？ -我？不是 Wow, five years.
-還是同性戀嗎？ -我？不是
Still gay? Me? No. -還是同性戀嗎？ -我？不是
Still gay? Me? No.
我可是崇拜女生「那裏」的 只不過是我太愛這個名字了 Still gay? Me? No.
我可是崇拜女生「那裏」的 只不過是我太愛這個名字了
I' m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. 我可是崇拜女生「那裏」的 只不過是我太愛這個名字了
I' m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.
你怎麼會在派對上睡著？ 這裏有很多怪人耶
You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here. 你怎麼會在派對上睡著？ 這裏有很多怪人耶
You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here.
戴伯尼要你去上偵探課
Dabney wants you to take detective lessons. 戴伯尼要你去上偵探課
Dabney wants you to take detective lessons.
-什麼？ -為了精進你的演技 Dabney wants you to take detective lessons.
-什麼？ -為了精進你的演技
Come again? For your acting. -什麼？ -為了精進你的演技
Come again? For your acting.
我明天要去監視 你要來嗎？ Come again? For your acting.
我明天要去監視 你要來嗎？
I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game? 我明天要去監視 你要來嗎？
I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game?
那個人是怎樣的人，罪犯嗎？ I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game?
那個人是怎樣的人，罪犯嗎？
What's the person like? Crime lord? 那個人是怎樣的人，罪犯嗎？
What's the person like? Crime lord?
拜托，我覺得他是一個悲哀的 孤單的男人... What's the person like? Crime lord?
拜托，我覺得他是一個悲哀的 孤單的男人...
Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man... 拜托，我覺得他是一個悲哀的 孤單的男人...
Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man...
獨自出沒在好萊塢山丘上的家 Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man...
獨自出沒在好萊塢山丘上的家
...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills. 獨自出沒在好萊塢山丘上的家
...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills.
那樣根本就是同志行為 ...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills.
那樣根本就是同志行為
That was incredibly gay. 那樣根本就是同志行為
That was incredibly gay.
-唉喲 -是啊，你應該看看另一個家夥 That was incredibly gay.
-唉喲 -是啊，你應該看看另一個家夥
Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy. -唉喲 -是啊，你應該看看另一個家夥
Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy.
哈利，這位是我們慷慨的主人 哈倫戴克斯特 Good God. Ouch. Yeah, you should see the other guy.
哈利，這位是我們慷慨的主人 哈倫戴克斯特
Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter. 哈利，這位是我們慷慨的主人 哈倫戴克斯特
Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter.
是的，你是戴伯尼從東村挖到的 黃金男孩 Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter.
是的，你是戴伯尼從東村挖到的 黃金男孩
Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East. 是的，你是戴伯尼從東村挖到的 黃金男孩
希望還沒到你的睡覺時間 Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East.
希望還沒到你的睡覺時間
I hope it isn't past your bedtime. 希望還沒到你的睡覺時間
I hope it isn't past your bedtime.
還沒有 我媽以前都說我得了霓虹燈症候群 I hope it isn't past your bedtime.
還沒有 我媽以前都說我得了霓虹燈症候群
No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease. 還沒有 我媽以前都說我得了霓虹燈症候群
No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease.
只要霓虹燈一亮我就醒了 No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease.
只要霓虹燈一亮我就醒了
When the neon lights came on, I woke up. 只要霓虹燈一亮我就醒了
When the neon lights came on, I woke up.
我想這種情況也發生在我周遭 我女兒在巴黎住了十年 When the neon lights came on, I woke up.
我想這種情況也發生在我周遭 我女兒在巴黎住了十年
I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris. 我想這種情況也發生在我周遭 我女兒在巴黎住了十年
她說那裏根本就是拍攝吸血鬼的 完美場景 I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris.
她說那裏根本就是拍攝吸血鬼的 完美場景
She says it is heaven for the vampire set. 她說那裏根本就是拍攝吸血鬼的 完美場景
She says it is heaven for the vampire set.
不好意思，我好像得去 幫忙切那個龐然大物
If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity. 不好意思，我好像得去 幫忙切那個龐然大物
If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity.
她媽過世了，所以就只剩他 跟他失而複得的小寶貝相依為命
Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy. 她媽過世了，所以就只剩他 跟他失而複得的小寶貝相依為命
-失而複得？那一定更是寶貝 -可不是嗎 Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy.
-失而複得？那一定更是寶貝 -可不是嗎
Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it? -失而複得？那一定更是寶貝 -可不是嗎
Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it?
三個月之前，她還在為她媽留下的 百萬遺產跟他打官司呢 Born-again? That's precious. Isn't it?
三個月之前，她還在為她媽留下的 百萬遺產跟他打官司呢
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions. 三個月之前，她還在為她媽留下的 百萬遺產跟他打官司呢
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
他當時還說她是... 總之就是難聽的字眼 Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
他當時還說她是... 總之就是難聽的字眼
He called her a... Well, a bad word. 他當時還說她是... 總之就是難聽的字眼
He called her a... Well, a bad word.
說她是淫婦 歡迎來到好萊塢
Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood. 說她是淫婦 歡迎來到好萊塢
Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood.
好吧，我道歉 Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood.
好吧，我道歉
Okay, I apologize. 好吧，我道歉
Okay, I apologize.
那一幕很爛 怎麼會在電影裏出現呢？ Okay, I apologize.
那一幕很爛 怎麼會在電影裏出現呢？
that is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie? 那一幕很爛 怎麼會在電影裏出現呢？
天啊，搞不好你想這一幕 之後還會再出現呢？ that is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie?
天啊，搞不好你想這一幕 之後還會再出現呢？
Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?" 天啊，搞不好你想這一幕 之後還會再出現呢？
Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?"
我最討厭那樣，比如說電視上 播了一個有關新發電廠的事情 Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?"
我最討厭那樣，比如說電視上 播了一個有關新發電廠的事情
I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant. 我最討厭那樣，比如說電視上 播了一個有關新發電廠的事情
I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant.
不知道事件的高潮在哪裏... I hate that. A tV's on, talking about the new power plant.
不知道事件的高潮在哪裏...
Wonder where the climax will happen. 不知道事件的高潮在哪裏...
Wonder where the climax will happen.
或是《獵殺紅色十月》的廚師鏡頭 什麼時候會出現，抱歉 Wonder where the climax will happen.
或是《獵殺紅色十月》的廚師鏡頭 什麼時候會出現，抱歉
Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry. 或是《獵殺紅色十月》的廚師鏡頭 什麼時候會出現，抱歉
嗨，謝謝你們賞光 Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry.
嗨，謝謝你們賞光
Hi, thank you for coming. 嗨，謝謝你們賞光
Hi, thank you for coming.
你認識那個剛走的金發女孩嗎？ Hi, thank you for coming.
你認識那個剛走的金發女孩嗎？
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left? 你認識那個剛走的金發女孩嗎？
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
喔，把你打的很慘的那個女生？ 我不認識 Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
喔，把你打的很慘的那個女生？ 我不認識
Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No. 喔，把你打的很慘的那個女生？ 我不認識
Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No.
再見，晚安 Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No.
再見，晚安
Bye, have a better night. 再見，晚安
Bye, have a better night.
她有種特質，我是說那個女孩 Bye, have a better night.
她有種特質，我是說那個女孩
She had something, that gal, this quality. 她有種特質，我是說那個女孩
She had something, that gal, this quality.
就像是高中女生... She had something, that gal, this quality.
就像是高中女生...
Like the girl from high school... 就像是高中女生...
Like the girl from high school...
那種翹家的女孩，懂嗎？ 到現在還讓人忘不了的女生 Like the girl from high school...
那種翹家的女孩，懂嗎？ 到現在還讓人忘不了的女生
...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still. 那種翹家的女孩，懂嗎？ 到現在還讓人忘不了的女生
-我知道，我有過經驗 -是嗎？ ...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still.
-我知道，我有過經驗 -是嗎？
Yeah, I had that. You did? -我知道，我有過經驗 -是嗎？
Yeah, I had that. You did?
巴比邁爾斯 Yeah, I had that. You did?
巴比邁爾斯
Bobby Mills. 巴比邁爾斯
Bobby Mills.
那你應該想辦法跟他聯絡啊
Well, maybe you should try to get in touch. 那你應該想辦法跟他聯絡啊
Well, maybe you should try to get in touch.
我打賭五塊錢 你還是可以把到那個男人 Well, maybe you should try to get in touch.
我打賭五塊錢 你還是可以把到那個男人
I got 5 bucks says you could still get him. 我打賭五塊錢 你還是可以把到那個男人
I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
是嗎？真有趣 我打賭十塊說不可能 I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
是嗎？真有趣 我打賭十塊說不可能
Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper." 是嗎？真有趣 我打賭十塊說不可能
Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper."
我有兩個25分錢銅板唱著 《佛蒙特月光》這首曲子 Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper."
我有兩個25分錢銅板唱著 《佛蒙特月光》這首曲子
I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont." 我有兩個25分錢銅板唱著 《佛蒙特月光》這首曲子
I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont."
-什麼？ -會說話的錢 I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont."
-什麼？ -會說話的錢
What? Talking money. -什麼？ -會說話的錢
What? Talking money.
-會說話的猴子？ -會說話的猴子，對啊 What? Talking money.
-會說話的猴子？ -會說話的猴子，對啊
A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah. -會說話的猴子？ -會說話的猴子，對啊
A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah.
是從未來過來的猴子 醜的不得了，只會說「植物」 A talking monkey? T alking monkey, yeah.
是從未來過來的猴子 醜的不得了，只會說「植物」
Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus." 是從未來過來的猴子 醜的不得了，只會說「植物」
Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus."
明天要上偵探課
Detective lessons tomorrow. 明天要上偵探課
Detective lessons tomorrow.
-別忘了 -好 Detective lessons tomorrow.
-別忘了 -好
Don't forget. Okay. -別忘了 -好
Don't forget. Okay.
還有，哈利... Don't forget. Okay.
還有，哈利...
And Harry... 還有，哈利...
And Harry...
過來這裏 And Harry...
過來這裏
Come here. 過來這裏
Come here.
那個女孩我認識 她幫我拍過一些戲 Come here.
那個女孩我認識 她幫我拍過一些戲
That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me. 那個女孩我認識 她幫我拍過一些戲
That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me.
去骨牌室碰碰運氣吧
Try the Domino Room. 去骨牌室碰碰運氣吧
Try the Domino Room.
在哪裏？ Try the Domino Room.
在哪裏？
Where's that? 在哪裏？
Where's that?
-嘿，我是芙莉卡 -嘿
Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey. -嘿，我是芙莉卡 -嘿
Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey.
-你好嗎？ -很好，你是做什麼的？ Hey there. I'm Flicka. Hey.
-你好嗎？ -很好，你是做什麼的？
How are you? Good. So, what do you do? -你好嗎？ -很好，你是做什麼的？
How are you? Good. So, what do you do?
-我是個私家偵探，你呢？ -我是空姐
I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess. -我是個私家偵探，你呢？ -我是空姐
I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess.
-真的？ -是啊 I'm a private detective. And you? I'm a stewardess.
-真的？ -是啊
Really? Yeah. -真的？ -是啊
Really? Yeah.
-幸會 -就這樣？ Really? Yeah.
-幸會 -就這樣？
Well, nice to meet you. That it? -幸會 -就這樣？
Well, nice to meet you. That it?
-是啊 -好 Well, nice to meet you. That it?
-是啊 -好
Yeah. Yep. -是啊 -好
Yeah. Yep.
我要傑克威士忌加汽水 謝謝
Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks. 我要傑克威士忌加汽水 謝謝
Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks.
晚安，我叫哈利
Evening. Harry. 晚安，我叫哈利
Evening. Harry.
天啊，我全身酸痛
God, I'm sore. 天啊，我全身酸痛
God, I'm sore.
我的意思是，我的體力已經不像 50年代電影裏的火爆小子一樣 God, I'm sore.
我的意思是，我的體力已經不像 50年代電影裏的火爆小子一樣
I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950s. 我的意思是，我的體力已經不像 50年代電影裏的火爆小子一樣
I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950s.
-我是不是剛剛在派對上看過你？ -為什麼？
Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why? -我是不是剛剛在派對上看過你？ -為什麼？
Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why?
-什麼為什麼？ -為什麼是我？ Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? Why?
-什麼為什麼？ -為什麼是我？
Why what? Why me? -什麼為什麼？ -為什麼是我？
Why what? Why me?
我是說真的，為什麼你不挑 那個女孩？她很漂亮啊 Why what? Why me?
我是說真的，為什麼你不挑 那個女孩？她很漂亮啊
Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty. 我是說真的，為什麼你不挑 那個女孩？她很漂亮啊
哪一個？ Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty.
哪一個？
Which one? 哪一個？
Which one?
左邊那個 坐在巴西的比利鮑伯松頓旁邊 Which one?
左邊那個 坐在巴西的比利鮑伯松頓旁邊
On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton. 左邊那個 坐在巴西的比利鮑伯松頓旁邊
On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton.
喔，那個有點難到手 On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton.
喔，那個有點難到手
Oh, that's a bit of a reach. 喔，那個有點難到手
Oh, that's a bit of a reach.
我打斷了你，我感覺很壞 你喝的是什麼？ Oh, that's a bit of a reach.
我打斷了你，我感覺很壞 你喝的是什麼？
I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking? 我打斷了你，我感覺很壞 你喝的是什麼？
I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking?
-很糟 -很糟？什麼？ I' m interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking?
-很糟 -很糟？什麼？
Bad. Bad? Sorry? -很糟 -很糟？什麼？
Bad. Bad? Sorry?
-你應該說「感覺很糟」 -很糟？ Bad. Bad? Sorry?
-你應該說「感覺很糟」 -很糟？
You feel bad. Bad? -你應該說「感覺很糟」 -很糟？
You feel bad. Bad?
「很壞」不適用在這裏 「感覺很壞」聽起來會變成... You feel bad. Bad?
「很壞」不適用在這裏 「感覺很壞」聽起來會變成...
"Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism... 「很壞」不適用在這裏 「感覺很壞」聽起來會變成...
"Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
-感覺這種東西很壞 -那邊的那個女孩怎麼樣？ "Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
-感覺這種東西很壞 -那邊的那個女孩怎麼樣？
...which allows you to feel is broken. Well, that one over there? -感覺這種東西很壞 -那邊的那個女孩怎麼樣？
在...喔，不行不行 ...which allows you to feel is broken. Well, that one over there?
在...喔，不行不行
Between... Oh, God, nix, nix. That's... 在...喔，不行不行
Between... Oh, God, nix, nix. That's...
-她是金發，金發女孩很可悲 -因為？
The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because? -她是金發，金發女孩很可悲 -因為？
The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because?
因為她跟人上床的次數 比她吃飯的次數還多 The blond. The blond's pathetic. Because?
因為她跟人上床的次數 比她吃飯的次數還多
For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. 因為她跟人上床的次數 比她吃飯的次數還多
我聽過這種說法 她連午餐都沒吃 For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals.
我聽過這種說法 她連午餐都沒吃
I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch. 我聽過這種說法 她連午餐都沒吃
I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch.
-最糟糕的是... -告訴我 I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch.
-最糟糕的是... -告訴我
Worst thing, though... Do tell. -最糟糕的是... -告訴我
Worst thing, though... Do tell.
最糟的是她已經35歲了 還想要當演員 Worst thing, though... Do tell.
最糟的是她已經35歲了 還想要當演員
Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. 最糟的是她已經35歲了 還想要當演員
Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act.
我每次試鏡都會看到她
I see her at auditions all the time. 我每次試鏡都會看到她
I see her at auditions all the time.
-來不及了，寶貝，你早就沒機會啦 -你還真有愛心
It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you. -來不及了，寶貝，你早就沒機會啦 -你還真有愛心
It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you.
可以問一下你幾歲嗎？ It's over, baby. You missed. That's charitable of you.
可以問一下你幾歲嗎？
May I ask how old you are? 可以問一下你幾歲嗎？
May I ask how old you are?
-問吧 -好，你幾歲？
Go for it. Okay, how old are you? -問吧 -好，你幾歲？
Go for it. Okay, how old are you?
-34歲 -是嗎？ Go for it. Okay, how old are you?
-34歲 -是嗎？
Thirty-four. Yeah? -34歲 -是嗎？
Thirty-four. Yeah?
-我是個寶貝 -你的夥伴呢？那個跟你... Thirty-four. Yeah?
-我是個寶貝 -你的夥伴呢？那個跟你...
I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you... -我是個寶貝 -你的夥伴呢？那個跟你...
I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you...
-跟你一起離開派對的人呢？ -他是個該死的混蛋 I'm a baby. Where's your buddy? The guy you...
-跟你一起離開派對的人呢？ -他是個該死的混蛋
The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole. -跟你一起離開派對的人呢？ -他是個該死的混蛋
The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole.
我只是想搭便車 抱歉，我很愛罵髒話 The guy you left the party with? He's a fucking asshole.
我只是想搭便車 抱歉，我很愛罵髒話
I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot. 我只是想搭便車 抱歉，我很愛罵髒話
I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot.
-我知道，沒關系 -你認識主人嗎？ I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot.
-我知道，沒關系 -你認識主人嗎？
I know. It's okay. Did you know the host? -我知道，沒關系 -你認識主人嗎？
I know. It's okay. Did you know the host?
-不認識 -他看起來很面熟 I know. It's okay. Did you know the host?
-不認識 -他看起來很面熟
No. He looked familiar, though. -不認識 -他看起來很面熟
No. He looked familiar, though.
大概是個演員吧 No. He looked familiar, though.
大概是個演員吧
Probably an actor. 大概是個演員吧
Probably an actor.
快走開，蒼蠅先生
Go away, Mr. Fly. 快走開，蒼蠅先生
Go away, Mr. Fly.
-我在跟你朋友說話 -她不想跟你說話
I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you. -我在跟你朋友說話 -她不想跟你說話
I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you.
美女，她馬上就會回到你身邊 別擔心 I was talking to your friend. She doesn't want to talk to you.
美女，她馬上就會回到你身邊 別擔心
Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax. 美女，她馬上就會回到你身邊 別擔心
Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax.
她沒時間 Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax.
她沒時間
She doesn't have a minute. 她沒時間
She doesn't have a minute.
如果你改變心意想跟我喝一杯...
Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink... 如果你改變心意想跟我喝一杯...
Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink...
我會在那裏跟印地安人喬派西一起 Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink...
我會在那裏跟印地安人喬派西一起
...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci. 我會在那裏跟印地安人喬派西一起
...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci.
-你真的很... -很棒吧？
You are so... That was good, right? -你真的很... -很棒吧？
You are so... That was good, right?
你為什麼要跟他聊天？ 別再說了 You are so... That was good, right?
你為什麼要跟他聊天？ 別再說了
Why are you humoring him? Stop it. 你為什麼要跟他聊天？ 別再說了
Why are you humoring him? Stop it.
那邊有張空桌子 Why are you humoring him? Stop it.
那邊有張空桌子
You know what, there's an empty table over there. 那邊有張空桌子
You know what, there's an empty table over there.
聽說那裏很適合蠢蛋去 You know what, there's an empty table over there.
聽說那裏很適合蠢蛋去
I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout. 聽說那裏很適合蠢蛋去
I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout.
你很適合閉上嘴 I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout.
你很適合閉上嘴
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock. 你很適合閉上嘴
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
公主、可怕的朋友 再見 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
公主、可怕的朋友 再見
Princess. Scary friend. 公主、可怕的朋友 再見
Princess. Scary friend.
該死
Goddamn it. 該死
Goddamn it.
哈利拉克哈特 你到底認不認得我？ Goddamn it.
哈利拉克哈特 你到底認不認得我？
Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what? 哈利拉克哈特 你到底認不認得我？
天啊！印第安那安布利！ Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what?
天啊！印第安那安布利！
God! Embrey, Indiana! 天啊！印第安那安布利！
God! Embrey, Indiana!
愛蛇、害怕蜘蛛
Loves snakes, afraid of spiders. 愛蛇、害怕蜘蛛
Loves snakes, afraid of spiders.
拜托，記得嗎？ 你是那個神奇哈利...
Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry... 拜托，記得嗎？ 你是那個神奇哈利...
Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry...
-不對不對，你是偉大哈洛 -哈夢妮？ Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry...
-不對不對，你是偉大哈洛 -哈夢妮？
No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony? -不對不對，你是偉大哈洛 -哈夢妮？
No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony?
你把我砍成兩半，記得嗎？ No, no, no. Harold the Great. Harmony?
你把我砍成兩半，記得嗎？
You cut me in half, remember? 你把我砍成兩半，記得嗎？
You cut me in half, remember?
該死，天啊！ 你好嗎？ You cut me in half, remember?
該死，天啊！ 你好嗎？
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you? 該死，天啊！ 你好嗎？
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you?
我再度變成一個糟糕的解說員了... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you?
我再度變成一個糟糕的解說員了...
Okay, I was a bad narrator again... 我再度變成一個糟糕的解說員了...
Okay, I was a bad narrator again...
因為電影一開頭的那個魔術師 就是我 Okay, I was a bad narrator again...
因為電影一開頭的那個魔術師 就是我
...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me. 因為電影一開頭的那個魔術師 就是我
...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me.
我不想把責任怪到你們頭上... ...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me.
我不想把責任怪到你們頭上...
I don 't want to put this on you... 我不想把責任怪到你們頭上...
I don 't want to put this on you...
不過如果你們有認真看的話 應該不用我說... I don 't want to put this on you...
不過如果你們有認真看的話 應該不用我說...
...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to... 不過如果你們有認真看的話 應該不用我說...
...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to...
很好，難怪 我知道了 ...but if you 've been paying athention, I shouldn 't have to...
很好，難怪 我知道了
Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea. 很好，難怪 我知道了
Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea.
幹嘛不把這兩個蹩腳的臨時演員 放到鏡頭前面來個大特寫？ Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea.
幹嘛不把這兩個蹩腳的臨時演員 放到鏡頭前面來個大特寫？
Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens? 幹嘛不把這兩個蹩腳的臨時演員 放到鏡頭前面來個大特寫？
噓，胖女人，走開啦 Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens?
噓，胖女人，走開啦
Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave. 噓，胖女人，走開啦
Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave.
看到沒？「哈洛」 Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave.
看到沒？「哈洛」
See there? "Harold." 看到沒？「哈洛」
See there? "Harold."
還記得我說過 被高中女同學迷的團團轉的事嗎？ See there? "Harold."
還記得我說過 被高中女同學迷的團團轉的事嗎？
Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me? 還記得我說過 被高中女同學迷的團團轉的事嗎？
Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me?
看到哈夢妮讓我想到那個女生 Remember how I said this high school chick haynted me?
看到哈夢妮讓我想到那個女生
How seeing Harmony made me think of her? 看到哈夢妮讓我想到那個女生
How seeing Harmony made me think of her?
因為她就是那個女生 所有的回憶湧上心頭 How seeing Harmony made me think of her?
因為她就是那個女生 所有的回憶湧上心頭
that's because it was her. It all came flooding back. 因為她就是那個女生 所有的回憶湧上心頭
that's because it was her. It all came flooding back.
（她） that's because it was her. It all came flooding back.
（她）
我曾經是她吐露心聲的好友
How I was the one she confided in. 我曾經是她吐露心聲的好友
How I was the one she confided in.
（我） How I was the one she confided in.
（我）
她當時的男友一個換過一個
Wtile ste was doing every other guy. 她當時的男友一個換過一個
Wtile ste was doing every other guy.
（某個混蛋） Wtile ste was doing every other guy.
（某個混蛋）
我第一次感受到 可憐一個人...
It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone... 我第一次感受到 可憐一個人...
It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone...
同時又想跟她上床 兩種想法同時在腦中打轉的感覺 It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone...
同時又想跟她上床 兩種想法同時在腦中打轉的感覺
...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. 同時又想跟她上床 兩種想法同時在腦中打轉的感覺
...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head.
非常的悲哀 同時又有種快感 ...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head.
非常的悲哀 同時又有種快感
Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney. 非常的悲哀 同時又有種快感
Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney.
很病態嗎？ 對，應該是很病態 Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney.
很病態嗎？ 對，應該是很病態
Is that sick? I think... Yeah, I think that's sick. 很病態嗎？ 對，應該是很病態
Is that sick? I think... Yeah, I think that's sick.
丟下我妹妹 把她留在老家...
Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone... 丟下我妹妹 把她留在老家...
Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone...
是我做過最難的事情
Hardest thing I ever did. 是我做過最難的事情
Hardest thing I ever did.
還記得小時候...
Do you remember when we were real little... 還記得小時候...
有拍電影的人到我們小鎮去嗎？ Do you remember when we were real little...
有拍電影的人到我們小鎮去嗎？
...and a movie crew came to town? 有拍電影的人到我們小鎮去嗎？
...and a movie crew came to town?
那個神秘的家夥 強尼什麼的？ ...and a movie crew came to town?
那個神秘的家夥 強尼什麼的？
That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name? 那個神秘的家夥 強尼什麼的？
That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name?
-葛薩默 -強尼葛薩默，沒錯 That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name?
-葛薩默 -強尼葛薩默，沒錯
Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right. -葛薩默 -強尼葛薩默，沒錯
Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right.
你媽發瘋似的 買了所有的書跟紀念品 Gossamer. Jonny Gossamer. Right.
你媽發瘋似的 買了所有的書跟紀念品
Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff. 你媽發瘋似的 買了所有的書跟紀念品
Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff.
-對啊...天啊，好久以前的事了 -是啊，都過了這麼多年
That was... God, that was forever ago. Yeah, that was back in the day. -對啊...天啊，好久以前的事了 -是啊，都過了這麼多年
That was... God, that was forever ago. Yeah, that was back in the day.
哈利...
Harry... 哈利...
Harry...
我沒有成名
...I didn't get famous. 我沒有成名
...I didn't get famous.
是還沒有
Yet. 是還沒有
Yet.
可是...
I did... 可是...
I did...
我拍了一個廣告 I did...
我拍了一個廣告
...get to do this one commercial. 我拍了一個廣告
...get to do this one commercial.
真的嗎？哪一個？ ...get to do this one commercial.
真的嗎？哪一個？
You're shitting me. Which one? 真的嗎？哪一個？
You're shitting me. Which one?
有一個跟熊有關的那個？ You're shitting me. Which one?
有一個跟熊有關的那個？
Well, you know the one with the bear? 有一個跟熊有關的那個？
Well, you know the one with the bear?
然後...真是有趣 Well, you know the one with the bear?
然後...真是有趣
And it goes... Well, this is funny. 然後...真是有趣
-「我比較喜歡傑拿洛」 -「可是我是只熊，什麼都不知道 And it goes... Well, this is funny.
-「我比較喜歡傑拿洛」 -「可是我是只熊，什麼都不知道
"I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know? -「我比較喜歡傑拿洛」 -「可是我是只熊，什麼都不知道
"I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know?
我只會吃魚而已」 那個是你拍的？ "I prefer Genaros, but..." "But I'm a bear, what do I know?
我只會吃魚而已」 那個是你拍的？
I suck heads off fish. " That was you? 我只會吃魚而已」 那個是你拍的？
I suck heads off fish. " That was you?
-我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的 I suck heads off fish. " That was you?
-我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的
Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah. -我的天啊 -是啊，是我拍的
Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
-真了不起 -不過是個廣告 Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
-真了不起 -不過是個廣告
That's awesome. Commercial. -真了不起 -不過是個廣告
That's awesome. Commercial.
不會啊，很厲害 That's awesome. Commercial.
不會啊，很厲害
Come on, that's a big deal. 不會啊，很厲害
Come on, that's a big deal.
-可是全國性的廣告呢 -哈利，別說了 Come on, that's a big deal.
-可是全國性的廣告呢 -哈利，別說了
That's a national commercial. Harry, stop. -可是全國性的廣告呢 -哈利，別說了
That's a national commercial. Harry, stop.
那沒什麼啦 不過廣告中有一個地方很棒... That's a national commercial. Harry, stop.
那沒什麼啦 不過廣告中有一個地方很棒...
It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got... 那沒什麼啦 不過廣告中有一個地方很棒...
我像這樣揮著手 It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got...
我像這樣揮著手
...to sort of do the wave. 我像這樣揮著手
...to sort of do the wave.
我喜歡傑拿洛
"I prefer Genaros." 我喜歡傑拿洛
"I prefer Genaros."
-總之沒什麼了不起啦 -很棒啊 "I prefer Genaros."
-總之沒什麼了不起啦 -很棒啊
Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool. -總之沒什麼了不起啦 -很棒啊
Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool.
-一點都不特別 -我覺得很特別啊 Whatever, it's nothing. It's pretty cool.
-一點都不特別 -我覺得很特別啊
It's nothing special at all. Well, I think it's special. -一點都不特別 -我覺得很特別啊
It's nothing special at all. Well, I think it's special.
動作巨星史蒂芬席格也覺得特別
Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special. 動作巨星史蒂芬席格也覺得特別
Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special.
在那裏，你11點鍾的方向 Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special.
在那裏，你11點鍾的方向
Right there, at your 11o'clock. 在那裏，你11點鍾的方向
Right there, at your 11o'clock.
很棒對不對？ Right there, at your 11o'clock.
很棒對不對？
That's dead-on, right? 很棒對不對？
That's dead-on, right?
沒關系 我一進來就把他搞定了 That's dead-on, right?
沒關系 我一進來就把他搞定了
That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in. 沒關系 我一進來就把他搞定了
That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in.
跟我回旅館，跟我喝一杯 帶你的朋友一起也沒關系
Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend. 跟我回旅館，跟我喝一杯 帶你的朋友一起也沒關系
喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 會比念完「傑克羅寶遜」還快 Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend.
喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 會比念完「傑克羅寶遜」還快
It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 喝杯酒而已，你到家的速度 會比念完「傑克羅寶遜」還快
我不知道耶，我可以... It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson."
我不知道耶，我可以...
I don't know about that. I can say... 我不知道耶，我可以...
I don't know about that. I can say...
-很快念完「傑克羅寶遜」這個名字 -我只是在嚇你啦
..."Jack Robinson" pretty fast. I'm timing you. -很快念完「傑克羅寶遜」這個名字 -我只是在嚇你啦
..."Jack Robinson" pretty fast. I'm timing you.
傑克羅寶遜
Jack Robinson. 傑克羅寶遜
Jack Robinson.
-你知道現在幾點嗎？ -真是抱歉
Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry. -你知道現在幾點嗎？ -真是抱歉
Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry.
天啊，你看起來還是很漂亮 真是明豔動人，就像是... Do you have any idea what time it is? I'm really sorry.
天啊，你看起來還是很漂亮 真是明豔動人，就像是...
God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like... 天啊，你看起來還是很漂亮 真是明豔動人，就像是...
God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like...
-你怎麼會在這裏？ -這是個好問題 God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like...
-你怎麼會在這裏？ -這是個好問題
Why are you here? Good question. -你怎麼會在這裏？ -這是個好問題
Why are you here? Good question.
聽起來很瘋狂，可是我不記得... Why are you here? Good question.
聽起來很瘋狂，可是我不記得...
Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred... 聽起來很瘋狂，可是我不記得...
Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred...
兩點到五點之間發生了什麼事 我腦筋一片空白 Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred...
兩點到五點之間發生了什麼事 我腦筋一片空白
...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur. 兩點到五點之間發生了什麼事 我腦筋一片空白
...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur.
-是嗎？瑪莉呢？ -瑪莉？ ...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur.
-是嗎？瑪莉呢？ -瑪莉？
Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah? -是嗎？瑪莉呢？ -瑪莉？
Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah?
-那個跟你一起的女生... -瑪莉在我家睡著了... Really? Where's Marleah? Marleah?
-那個跟你一起的女生... -瑪莉在我家睡著了...
The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place... -那個跟你一起的女生... -瑪莉在我家睡著了...
The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place...
我沒看到你離開... The girl you... Marleah fell asleep at my place...
我沒看到你離開...
...and I didn't see you leave... 我沒看到你離開...
...and I didn't see you leave...
我在你把舌頭 放進她嘴巴裏的時候離開的 ...and I didn't see you leave...
我在你把舌頭 放進她嘴巴裏的時候離開的
I left when you had your tongue down her throat. 我在你把舌頭 放進她嘴巴裏的時候離開的
I left when you had your tongue down her throat.
-我有嗎？ -有 I left when you had your tongue down her throat.
-我有嗎？ -有
I did? Yeah. -我有嗎？ -有
I did? Yeah.
天啊，不會吧，親錯嘴巴 弄錯女人了，真糟糕 I did? Yeah.
天啊，不會吧，親錯嘴巴 弄錯女人了，真糟糕
God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad. 天啊，不會吧，親錯嘴巴 弄錯女人了，真糟糕
God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad.
對，很糟 你只有10秒鍾時間，哈利 God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad.
對，很糟 你只有10秒鍾時間，哈利
Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry. 對，很糟 你只有10秒鍾時間，哈利
Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry.
喔，壓力真大 我今天來這裏... Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry.
喔，壓力真大 我今天來這裏...
Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here... 喔，壓力真大 我今天來這裏...
Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here...
是因為我覺得你既美麗又聰明... Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here...
是因為我覺得你既美麗又聰明...
...because I think you're intelligent and attractive... 是因為我覺得你既美麗又聰明...
...because I think you're intelligent and attractive...
夠多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你會跑來... ...because I think you're intelligent and attractive...
夠多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你會跑來...
That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here... 夠多了，住嘴，天啊！ 我不敢相信你會跑來...
That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here...
在跟我朋友上床後 跟我說你喜歡我！ That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here...
在跟我朋友上床後 跟我說你喜歡我！
...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend! 在跟我朋友上床後 跟我說你喜歡我！
...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend!
可是我沒有啊 我相信我沒有跟她上床 ...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend!
可是我沒有啊 我相信我沒有跟她上床
That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not. 可是我沒有啊 我相信我沒有跟她上床
That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not.
什麼？你剛說你不記得！ That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not.
什麼？你剛說你不記得！
What? You said you don't remember! 什麼？你剛說你不記得！
What? You said you don't remember!
如果我說我喝醉了記不得 怎麼可能會想得起來？ What? You said you don't remember!
如果我說我喝醉了記不得 怎麼可能會想得起來？
If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gothen it up? 如果我說我喝醉了記不得 怎麼可能會想得起來？
我知道這很扯 而且不正常 If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gothen it up?
我知道這很扯 而且不正常
I know this is outrageous and not normal. 我知道這很扯 而且不正常
I know this is outrageous and not normal.
我沒有假裝自己很正常 我臨陣退縮... I know this is outrageous and not normal.
我沒有假裝自己很正常 我臨陣退縮...
I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out... 我沒有假裝自己很正常 我臨陣退縮...
I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out...
白癡，為什麼？...
Moron. Why? Why? Why? 白癡，為什麼？...
Moron. Why? Why? Why?
（第二天 湖邊的少女）
還有裏面的情節 真的超酷的
And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool. 還有裏面的情節 真的超酷的
And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool.
是真的，我可以在一天內念完 And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool.
是真的，我可以在一天內念完
Seriously, I would go through one in a day. 是真的，我可以在一天內念完
Seriously, I would go through one in a day.
-一天內讀完一本書，哇塞 -強尼葛薩默總是會... Seriously, I would go through one in a day.
-一天內讀完一本書，哇塞 -強尼葛薩默總是會...
A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on... -一天內讀完一本書，哇塞 -強尼葛薩默總是會...
A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on...
把兩個看來完全沒關系的東西 放在一起 A whole book in one day. Wow. See, Gossamer would always take on...
把兩個看來完全沒關系的東西 放在一起
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated. 把兩個看來完全沒關系的東西 放在一起
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
其中一個很正常 另外一個則是誇張到不行... ...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
其中一個很正常 另外一個則是誇張到不行...
One's normal and the other's some wild shit... 其中一個很正常 另外一個則是誇張到不行...
One's normal and the other's some wild shit...
可是到最後你會發現 其實兩件事情是有關聯的 One's normal and the other's some wild shit...
可是到最後你會發現 其實兩件事情是有關聯的
...then you'd find out that they're connected. 可是到最後你會發現 其實兩件事情是有關聯的
...then you'd find out that they're connected.
其實他講的是同一件事 ...then you'd find out that they're connected.
其實他講的是同一件事
That it's all one case. 其實他講的是同一件事
That it's all one case.
那是本質... That it's all one case.
那是本質...
That's the essence of the... 那是本質...
That's the essence of the...
對，我常聽人這麼說 可不可以別翻來翻去？ That's the essence of the...
對，我常聽人這麼說 可不可以別翻來翻去？
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there? 對，我常聽人這麼說 可不可以別翻來翻去？
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there?
好小喔，是真的嗎？
It's tiny. Is this real? 好小喔，是真的嗎？
It's tiny. Is this real?
對，是迪林格手槍，有裝子彈 It's tiny. Is this real?
對，是迪林格手槍，有裝子彈
Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded. 對，是迪林格手槍，有裝子彈
Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded.
-我都說這是我的同志槍 -為什麼？
I call it my faggot gun. Because? -我都說這是我的同志槍 -為什麼？
I call it my faggot gun. Because?
因為只能打幾發子彈 然後就得放棄找個更好的 I call it my faggot gun. Because?
因為只能打幾發子彈 然後就得放棄找個更好的
It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. 因為只能打幾發子彈 然後就得放棄找個更好的
It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better.
你自己要問的
You asked, chief. 你自己要問的
You asked, chief.
准備上課吧
On with our lesson. 准備上課吧
On with our lesson.
-我的委托人是艾莉森愛米斯 -愛米斯
My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. Ames. -我的委托人是艾莉森愛米斯 -愛米斯
女性，她請我幫做錄影監視 My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. Ames.
女性，她請我幫做錄影監視
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance. 女性，她請我幫做錄影監視
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
-她是美女嗎？ -喔，天啊 Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
-她是美女嗎？ -喔，天啊
Is she a looker? Oh, man. -她是美女嗎？ -喔，天啊
Is she a looker? Oh, man.
她來開門，除了收音機開著 身上什麼都沒穿 Is she a looker? Oh, man.
她來開門，除了收音機開著 身上什麼都沒穿
She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio. 她來開門，除了收音機開著 身上什麼都沒穿
She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio.
邀請我坐下，坐在我的大腿上...
Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap... 邀請我坐下，坐在我的大腿上...
Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap...
-點了一支煙 -真的嗎？ Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap...
-點了一支煙 -真的嗎？
...fires up a smoke. Really? -點了一支煙 -真的嗎？
...fires up a smoke. Really?
當然不是真的，笨蛋 ...fires up a smoke. Really?
當然不是真的，笨蛋
No. Idiot. 當然不是真的，笨蛋
No. Idiot.
她是打電話找我的 No. Idiot.
她是打電話找我的
She hired me over the phone. 她是打電話找我的
She hired me over the phone.
-然後用信用卡付錢 -嗯 She hired me over the phone.
-然後用信用卡付錢 -嗯
Paid for it with a credit card. Okay. -然後用信用卡付錢 -嗯
Paid for it with a credit card. Okay.
第一個守則 這個行業其實很無聊 Paid for it with a credit card. Okay.
第一個守則 這個行業其實很無聊
Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. 第一個守則 這個行業其實很無聊
-你一定要抽煙嗎？ -要我把煙熄掉嗎？ Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring.
-你一定要抽煙嗎？ -要我把煙熄掉嗎？
Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out? -你一定要抽煙嗎？ -要我把煙熄掉嗎？
Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out?
對，如果發現棕色的大片矮樹叢 就馬上把煙丟進去 Do you have to smoke? You want me to put it out?
對，如果發現棕色的大片矮樹叢 就馬上把煙丟進去
Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there. 對，如果發現棕色的大片矮樹叢 就馬上把煙丟進去
你跟哈夢妮高中就認識啦 你不是說她看不上你嗎 Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there.
你跟哈夢妮高中就認識啦 你不是說她看不上你嗎
So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you. 你跟哈夢妮高中就認識啦 你不是說她看不上你嗎
不對，她搞過所有的男生 除了我以外 So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you.
不對，她搞過所有的男生 除了我以外
No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me. 不對，她搞過所有的男生 除了我以外
No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me.
不，這也不對 她做出一個例外 No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me.
不，這也不對 她做出一個例外
No, that's not true. She made one concession. 不，這也不對 她做出一個例外
No, that's not true. She made one concession.
她答應不會跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床 No, that's not true. She made one concession.
她答應不會跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床
She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney. 她答應不會跟我最好的朋友 休可查尼上床
She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney.
因為他是我最好的朋友 所以她才給我這樣的待遇 She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney.
因為他是我最好的朋友 所以她才給我這樣的待遇
He was my best friend, so she gave me that. 因為他是我最好的朋友 所以她才給我這樣的待遇
He was my best friend, so she gave me that.
-她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不會答應的 He was my best friend, so she gave me that.
-她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不會答應的
Well, that was nice of her. Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't. -她真是好心啊 -就算他要求，她也不會答應的
別動，安靜 Well, that was nice of her. Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't.
別動，安靜
Stay put. Be quiet. 別動，安靜
Stay put. Be quiet.
「休可查尼」？他一定是同性戀 Stay put. Be quiet.
「休可查尼」？他一定是同性戀
"Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay. 「休可查尼」？他一定是同性戀
"Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay.
-他的車子怎麼搞的？ -我看起來像技工嗎？
What's wrong with his car? Do I look like a mechanic? -他的車子怎麼搞的？ -我看起來像技工嗎？
What's wrong with his car? Do I look like a mechanic?
-我們要跟著他嗎？ -他會去哪兒呢？
Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go? -我們要跟著他嗎？ -他會去哪兒呢？
Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go?
他本來在我們前面 然後他就插到...他跑到哪去了？ Are we gonna follow him? Where'd he go?
他本來在我們前面 然後他就插到...他跑到哪去了？
He was right in front of us, then he cut in... Where is he? 他本來在我們前面 然後他就插到...他跑到哪去了？
He was right in front of us, then he cut in... Where is he?
管他的，他一定在某個地方 他在我們前面右轉了
What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us. 管他的，他一定在某個地方 他在我們前面右轉了
What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us.
-天啊！ -該死！
Jesus! Shit! -天啊！ -該死！
Jesus! Shit!
哈利，回來 Jesus! Shit!
哈利，回來
Harry, come back. 哈利，回來
Harry, come back.
哈利 Harry, come back.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-車裏沒有人，哈利 -什麼？ Harry.
-車裏沒有人，哈利 -什麼？
There's no one in the car. Harry. What? -車裏沒有人，哈利 -什麼？
There's no one in the car. Harry. What?
哈利，別動 There's no one in the car. Harry. What?
哈利，別動
Harry, stop. 哈利，別動
Harry, stop.
-車要往下沉了 -等等，你聽那個聲音
I think it's going down. Wait, the sound. -車要往下沉了 -等等，你聽那個聲音
I think it's going down. Wait, the sound.
-看看後座 -不，找鑰匙！ I think it's going down. Wait, the sound.
-看看後座 -不，找鑰匙！
Check the back seat. No, get the keys! -看看後座 -不，找鑰匙！
Check the back seat. No, get the keys!
鑰匙！找鑰匙！！ Check the back seat. No, get the keys!
鑰匙！找鑰匙！！
The keys! Get the keys! 鑰匙！找鑰匙！！
The keys! Get the keys!
派瑞
Perry. 派瑞
Perry.
派瑞？
Perry? 派瑞？
Perry?
該死
Shit. 該死
Shit.
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
Perry!
她從哪冒出來的？
Where'd she come from? 她從哪冒出來的？
Where'd she come from?
她被丟在後車廂 我開槍射掉鎖才打開的 Where'd she come from?
她被丟在後車廂 我開槍射掉鎖才打開的
She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open. 她被丟在後車廂 我開槍射掉鎖才打開的
天啊 She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open.
天啊
Oh, Jesus. 天啊
Oh, Jesus.
我的天，他們把她的臉怎麼了？
God, what did they do to her face? 我的天，他們把她的臉怎麼了？
God, what did they do to her face?
-她死了嗎？ -沒有，她只是閉目養神一下
Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. -她死了嗎？ -沒有，她只是閉目養神一下
Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute.
她當然死啦 脖子都被扭斷了 Is she dead? No. She's resting her eyes for a minute.
她當然死啦 脖子都被扭斷了
Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. 她當然死啦 脖子都被扭斷了
Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken.
-嘿，怎麼搞的？ -閉嘴
Hey, what the hell's going on? Shut up. -嘿，怎麼搞的？ -閉嘴
Hey, what the hell's going on? Shut up.
-嘿，這裏有個死掉的女生！ -閉嘴
Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up. -嘿，這裏有個死掉的女生！ -閉嘴
Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up.
兩個戴面具的家夥 就這樣走掉了 Hey, we got a dead girl here! Hey, shut up.
兩個戴面具的家夥 就這樣走掉了
Two guys in masks, and there they go. 兩個戴面具的家夥 就這樣走掉了
Two guys in masks, and there they go.
搞什麼東西啊？ 大事不妙 Two guys in masks, and there they go.
搞什麼東西啊？ 大事不妙
What the fuck is going on? This is bad. 搞什麼東西啊？ 大事不妙
What the fuck is going on? This is bad.
我們得在條子出現之前離開 What the fuck is going on? This is bad.
我們得在條子出現之前離開
We gotta roll before the cops come. 我們得在條子出現之前離開
We gotta roll before the cops come.
-不，我們應該去警察局 -對，去報警... We gotta roll before the cops come.
-不，我們應該去警察局 -對，去報警...
Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops... -不，我們應該去警察局 -對，去報警...
Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops...
警察會相信她在你射中她腦袋前 脖子就被扭斷了 Nix. We go right to the cops. Exactly, to the cops...
警察會相信她在你射中她腦袋前 脖子就被扭斷了
...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head. 警察會相信她在你射中她腦袋前 脖子就被扭斷了
...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head.
什麼？ ...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head.
什麼？
What? 什麼？
What?
-快點，我們得快點跑 -天啊 What?
-快點，我們得快點跑 -天啊
Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God. -快點，我們得快點跑 -天啊
Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God.
-我們得快點走，走啊 -喔，天啊 Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God.
-我們得快點走，走啊 -喔，天啊
We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God. -我們得快點走，走啊 -喔，天啊
We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God.
天啊 We gotta go. Go, go, go. Oh, God.
天啊
Oh, God. 天啊
Oh, God.
-好，我們走吧 -我們得走啦，走，快走 Oh, God.
-好，我們走吧 -我們得走啦，走，快走
All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go. -好，我們走吧 -我們得走啦，走，快走
All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go.
我的槍呢？ All right, we're out of here. We gotta go, go, go.
我的槍呢？
Where's my gun? 我的槍呢？
Where's my gun?
-不，我... -把我的槍給我 Where's my gun?
-不，我... -把我的槍給我
No, l... Give me my gun. -不，我... -把我的槍給我
No, l... Give me my gun.
-我丟了 -你說什麼？ No, l... Give me my gun.
-我丟了 -你說什麼？
I got rid of it. Say again. -我丟了 -你說什麼？
I got rid of it. Say again.
我把槍丟到湖裏了，因為你不可能 丟掉槍，所以我幫你丟 I got rid of it. Say again.
我把槍丟到湖裏了，因為你不可能 丟掉槍，所以我幫你丟
Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would. 我把槍丟到湖裏了，因為你不可能 丟掉槍，所以我幫你丟
Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would.
我在紐約還有案子在身 所以不能隨便亂來... Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would.
我在紐約還有案子在身 所以不能隨便亂來...
I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around... 我在紐約還有案子在身 所以不能隨便亂來...
I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around...
-你把槍丟了？ -槍是證物啊 I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around...
-你把槍丟了？ -槍是證物啊
You threw it away? It's evidence. -你把槍丟了？ -槍是證物啊
You threw it away? It's evidence.
-小心，別抓狂 -好，好，抱歉 You threw it away? It's evidence.
-小心，別抓狂 -好，好，抱歉
Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. -小心，別抓狂 -好，好，抱歉
Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
-我那時候慌了手腳 -這實在是太扯了，我了解 Watch it. Relax. Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
-我那時候慌了手腳 -這實在是太扯了，我了解
I got a little nonplussed there. This is crazy. I understand. -我那時候慌了手腳 -這實在是太扯了，我了解
I got a little nonplussed there. This is crazy. I understand.
-那是什麼？是線索嗎？ -什麼意思？
What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean? -那是什麼？是線索嗎？ -什麼意思？
What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean?
-你有看到嗎？ -盒子裏面嗎？ What is that? Is that a clue? What do you mean?
-你有看到嗎？ -盒子裏面嗎？
Do you see that? In the thing? -你有看到嗎？ -盒子裏面嗎？
Do you see that? In the thing?
你到底在想什麼？
What were you thinking? 你到底在想什麼？
What were you thinking?
我那把兩千塊的槍 那可是我媽給我的禮物... What were you thinking?
我那把兩千塊的槍 那可是我媽給我的禮物...
My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift... 我那把兩千塊的槍 那可是我媽給我的禮物...
My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift...
你就這樣丟到車旁邊 如果他們到湖裏打撈怎麼辦？ My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift...
你就這樣丟到車旁邊 如果他們到湖裏打撈怎麼辦？
...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? 你就這樣丟到車旁邊 如果他們到湖裏打撈怎麼辦？
...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake?
你想他們會不會找到我的手槍？ ...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake?
你想他們會不會找到我的手槍？
You think they'll find my pistol? 你想他們會不會找到我的手槍？
You think they'll find my pistol?
拜托，去查字典裏面傻瓜這個詞 你知道你會看到什麼嗎？ You think they'll find my pistol?
拜托，去查字典裏面傻瓜這個詞 你知道你會看到什麼嗎？
Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? 拜托，去查字典裏面傻瓜這個詞 你知道你會看到什麼嗎？
-我的照片？ -不是... Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
-我的照片？ -不是...
A picture of me? No... -我的照片？ -不是...
A picture of me? No...
是傻瓜的定義 也就是你這種人 A picture of me? No...
是傻瓜的定義 也就是你這種人
...the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are. 是傻瓜的定義 也就是你這種人
...the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are.
混蛋客戶
Bitch client. 混蛋客戶
Bitch client.
雇用我，害我目睹謀殺案 Bitch client.
雇用我，害我目睹謀殺案
Hires me, has me witness a murder. 雇用我，害我目睹謀殺案
Hires me, has me witness a murder.
-有幹的毛巾嗎？這條濕掉了 -沒有 Hires me, has me witness a murder.
-有幹的毛巾嗎？這條濕掉了 -沒有
Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No. -有幹的毛巾嗎？這條濕掉了 -沒有
Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No.
-這條毛巾濕掉了 -毛巾是拿來擦座椅的 Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. No.
-這條毛巾濕掉了 -毛巾是拿來擦座椅的
This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat. -這條毛巾濕掉了 -毛巾是拿來擦座椅的
This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat.
那是拿來擦你鞋子的 結果你拿來給我擦臉？ This towel is wet. The towel is for the seat.
那是拿來擦你鞋子的 結果你拿來給我擦臉？
This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face? 那是拿來擦你鞋子的 結果你拿來給我擦臉？
This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face?
-這是濕的，我可以用幹的...？ -髒掉了，不行 This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face?
-這是濕的，我可以用幹的...？ -髒掉了，不行
This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No. -這是濕的，我可以用幹的...？ -髒掉了，不行
This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No.
-那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了 This is wet. Can I use a dry...? It's dirty. No.
-那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了
Can l...? No. Stop dripping. -那我可以...？ -不行，不要再碎碎念了
Can l...? No. Stop dripping.
你的演技最好有進步
Shit better be improving your acting. 你的演技最好有進步
Shit better be improving your acting.
-出去 -槍的事情我很抱歉
Get out. Sorry about the gun. -出去 -槍的事情我很抱歉
Get out. Sorry about the gun.
隨便啦，出去 Get out. Sorry about the gun.
隨便啦，出去
Whatever. Out. 隨便啦，出去
Whatever. Out.
快走，祝你睡不好
Go. Sleep badly. 快走，祝你睡不好
Go. Sleep badly.
有問題的話 盡量別打電話給我
Any questions, hesitate to call. 有問題的話 盡量別打電話給我
Any questions, hesitate to call.
-是「睡不安」 -什麼？ Any questions, hesitate to call.
-是「睡不安」 -什麼？
Bad. Excuse me? -是「睡不安」 -什麼？
Bad. Excuse me?
你應該說睡不安 Bad. Excuse me?
你應該說睡不安
Sleep bad. 你應該說睡不安
Sleep bad.
不然聽起來會像是 睡覺本身是不好... Sleep bad.
不然聽起來會像是 睡覺本身是不好...
Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep... 不然聽起來會像是 睡覺本身是不好...
Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep...
什麼啊？兩個不是一樣的意思嗎？ 你的國語誰教的啊？快消失 Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep...
什麼啊？兩個不是一樣的意思嗎？ 你的國語誰教的啊？快消失
What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish. 什麼啊？兩個不是一樣的意思嗎？ 你的國語誰教的啊？快消失
What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish.
-我再打電話給你 -去死吧
I'll give you a buzz. Die. -我再打電話給你 -去死吧
I'll give you a buzz. Die.
沒關系，不用跟我道歉啦
That's all right, don't apologize. 沒關系，不用跟我道歉啦
That's all right, don't apologize.
-誰跟你道歉，你忘了這個 -喔，謝謝 That's all right, don't apologize.
-誰跟你道歉，你忘了這個 -喔，謝謝
Blow me. You forgot this. Oh, thanks. -誰跟你道歉，你忘了這個 -喔，謝謝
Blow me. You forgot this. Oh, thanks.
-哈囉？ -我要找哈利拉克哈特
Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart. -哈囉？ -我要找哈利拉克哈特
Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart.
-我就是 -我是凱爾警探 Hello? I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart.
-我就是 -我是凱爾警探
Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale. -我就是 -我是凱爾警探
Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale.
我可以問你幾個問題嗎？ Speaking. I'm detective Sgt. Kale.
我可以問你幾個問題嗎？
Mind answering a question or two? 我可以問你幾個問題嗎？
Mind answering a question or two?
當然可以 問吧，警官 Mind answering a question or two?
當然可以 問吧，警官
Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer. 當然可以 問吧，警官
Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer.
你認識一個叫做 哈夢妮費斯蘭恩的女人嗎？ Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer.
你認識一個叫做 哈夢妮費斯蘭恩的女人嗎？
Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane? 你認識一個叫做 哈夢妮費斯蘭恩的女人嗎？
我認識，怎麼了...？ Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane?
我認識，怎麼了...？
Yeah, what's this...? 我認識，怎麼了...？
Yeah, what's this...?
你最近有把電話給藍恩小姐嗎？ Yeah, what's this...?
你最近有把電話給藍恩小姐嗎？
Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently? 你最近有把電話給藍恩小姐嗎？
Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently?
-比如說寫在紙上給她？ -沒有 Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently?
-比如說寫在紙上給她？ -沒有
On a slip of paper, perhaps? No. -比如說寫在紙上給她？ -沒有
On a slip of paper, perhaps? No.
-你確定嗎？ -或許她有我的號碼，怎麼了？ On a slip of paper, perhaps? No.
-你確定嗎？ -或許她有我的號碼，怎麼了？
Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why? -你確定嗎？ -或許她有我的號碼，怎麼了？
Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why?
依據法律，我們必須把自殺 當做謀殺案件來處理 Are you syre? Well, maybe she had my number. Why?
依據法律，我們必須把自殺 當做謀殺案件來處理
We 're required by law to treat every suicdie as a potential homicide. 依據法律，我們必須把自殺 當做謀殺案件來處理
哈夢妮藍恩開槍自殺，先生 We 're required by law to treat every suicdie as a potential homicide.
哈夢妮藍恩開槍自殺，先生
Harmony Lane shot herself, sir. 哈夢妮藍恩開槍自殺，先生
Harmony Lane shot herself, sir.
-自殺？ -是的... Harmony Lane shot herself, sir.
-自殺？ -是的...
Suicide? Yes... -自殺？ -是的...
Suicide? Yes...
哈囉？ Suicide? Yes...
哈囉？
Hello? 哈囉？
Hello?
哈囉？ Hello?
哈囉？
Hello? 哈囉？
Hello?
-我真該死 -天啊
I'll be goddamned. Jesus. -我真該死 -天啊
I'll be goddamned. Jesus.
不要怪自己，聽著...
Don't blame yourself. Listen... 不要怪自己，聽著...
Don't blame yourself. Listen...
-有些事情會發生... -是有原因的 Don't blame yourself. Listen...
-有些事情會發生... -是有原因的
...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason. -有些事情會發生... -是有原因的
...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason.
有原因？幹！ ...sometimes these things just happen... For a reason.
有原因？幹！
For a reason? Fuck that. 有原因？幹！
For a reason? Fuck that.
為什麼？因為我從大樓上掉下來？ 還是因為巴爾地摩有10個人...
Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore... 為什麼？因為我從大樓上掉下來？ 還是因為巴爾地摩有10個人...
Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore...
車禍大難不死？ Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore...
車禍大難不死？
...survive a bus crash? 車禍大難不死？
...survive a bus crash?
他們在巴爾地摩過的很快活 而我躺在這裏腦筋一片空白 ...survive a bus crash?
他們在巴爾地摩過的很快活 而我躺在這裏腦筋一片空白
Swell, they' re enjoying Baltimore. I' m lying here with my brains out. 他們在巴爾地摩過的很快活 而我躺在這裏腦筋一片空白
Swell, they' re enjoying Baltimore. I' m lying here with my brains out.
我去過巴爾地摩，你贏了
I've been to Baltimore, you win. 我去過巴爾地摩，你贏了
I've been to Baltimore, you win.
聽著...
Listen... 聽著...
Listen...
-我很遺憾，我得走了 -好
...I'm really sorry. I gotta go. Yeah. -我很遺憾，我得走了 -好
...I'm really sorry. I gotta go. Yeah.
我要走了
I gotta go. 我要走了
I gotta go.
我得走了
I have to go. 我得走了
I have to go.
傑拿洛，品酒的純粹滿足
Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre. 傑拿洛，品酒的純粹滿足
Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre.
我喜歡傑拿洛 不過我懂什麼？我只是只熊 Genaros. Pyre drinking pleasyre.
我喜歡傑拿洛 不過我懂什麼？我只是只熊
I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear. 我喜歡傑拿洛 不過我懂什麼？我只是只熊
I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear.
只懂得低頭找魚吃 I prefer Genaros. but what do I know? I'm a bear.
只懂得低頭找魚吃
I suck the heads off fish. 只懂得低頭找魚吃
I suck the heads off fish.
傑拿洛
Genaros. 傑拿洛
Genaros.
我很累、很憤怒 比茱巴莉摩兒在鄉村俱樂部裏還濕
I was tired. I was pissed. I was wether than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. 我很累、很憤怒 比茱巴莉摩兒在鄉村俱樂部裏還濕
我需要泡個熱水澡 躺在溫暖的床上 I was tired. I was pissed. I was wether than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.
我需要泡個熱水澡 躺在溫暖的床上
I needed a hot bath, a warm bed. 我需要泡個熱水澡 躺在溫暖的床上
I needed a hot bath, a warm bed.
可是這個晚上還沒結束呢
but the night had other plans for me. 可是這個晚上還沒結束呢
but the night had other plans for me.
-是嗎？ -我拿到《網路偵探》了 but the night had other plans for me.
-是嗎？ -我拿到《網路偵探》了
Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent. -是嗎？ -我拿到《網路偵探》了
Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent.
-你拿到《網路偵探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器 Oh, you did? I got the Cyber Agent.
-你拿到《網路偵探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器
You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons. -你拿到《網路偵探》啦 -有好多很炫的武器
You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons.
你還有《未來戰警》 You got the Cyber Agent. It has all the cool weapons.
你還有《未來戰警》
You got Protocop coming too. 你還有《未來戰警》
You got Protocop coming too.
現在會更有價值 因為我想他已經癱喝了 You got Protocop coming too.
現在會更有價值 因為我想他已經癱喝了
It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now. 現在會更有價值 因為我想他已經癱喝了
It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.
該死！
Son of a bitch! 該死！
Son of a bitch!
你們看，我忘了強尼 他的劇情總是一體兩面，記得嗎？ Son of a bitch!
你們看，我忘了強尼 他的劇情總是一體兩面，記得嗎？
See, I forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember? 你們看，我忘了強尼 他的劇情總是一體兩面，記得嗎？
你還好嗎？ See, I forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember?
你還好嗎？
How are you? 你還好嗎？
How are you?
嘿 How are you?
嘿
Hey. 嘿
Hey.
她死了，哈利
She's gone, Harry. 她死了，哈利
She's gone, Harry.
-嗯 -她死了 She's gone, Harry.
-嗯 -她死了
Yeah. She's gone. -嗯 -她死了
Yeah. She's gone.
我知道，誰？ Yeah. She's gone.
我知道，誰？
I know. Who? 我知道，誰？
I know. Who?
她不只偷了你的信用卡 還有身分證
Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID. 她不只偷了你的信用卡 還有身分證
Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID.
我們很抱歉之前有點搞錯狀況 Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID.
我們很抱歉之前有點搞錯狀況
We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part. 我們很抱歉之前有點搞錯狀況
We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part.
你願意指認這個女人是你的... We' re very sorry about the mix-up on our part.
你願意指認這個女人是你的...
So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your... 你願意指認這個女人是你的...
So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your...
-我的妹妹！對！ -你妹妹之前在這裏？ So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your...
-我的妹妹！對！ -你妹妹之前在這裏？
My sister! Yes! Your sister was here? -我的妹妹！對！ -你妹妹之前在這裏？
My sister! Yes! Your sister was here?
天啊！ 我們好幾年沒講話了 My sister! Yes! Your sister was here?
天啊！ 我們好幾年沒講話了
Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years. 天啊！ 我們好幾年沒講話了
Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years.
她一直都不原諒我拋下她一人 Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years.
她一直都不原諒我拋下她一人
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone. 她一直都不原諒我拋下她一人
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
-我去拿毯子給你 -我不要毯子！ She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
-我去拿毯子給你 -我不要毯子！
I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket! -我去拿毯子給你 -我不要毯子！
I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket!
-可是你在發抖 -我不在乎！ I'm just gonna get you a blanket. I don't want a blanket!
-可是你在發抖 -我不在乎！
But you're shivering. I don't care! -可是你在發抖 -我不在乎！
But you're shivering. I don't care!
你嚇到我了 放輕松一點好嗎？ But you're shivering. I don't care!
你嚇到我了 放輕松一點好嗎？
You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay? 你嚇到我了 放輕松一點好嗎？
You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay?
-天啊 -我好高興看到你沒事... You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay?
-天啊 -我好高興看到你沒事...
Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay... -天啊 -我好高興看到你沒事...
Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay...
可是現在你讓我更緊張了 坐下 Oh, God. I'm so glad that you're okay...
可是現在你讓我更緊張了 坐下
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down. 可是現在你讓我更緊張了 坐下
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
-好 -告訴我發生什麼事 ...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
-好 -告訴我發生什麼事
Okay. Tell me what happened. -好 -告訴我發生什麼事
Okay. Tell me what happened.
昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利 Okay. Tell me what happened.
昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利
Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry. 昨天珍娜跑到我家去，哈利
她一定是破產了吧 我也不知道 Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry.
她一定是破產了吧 我也不知道
She must have been broke, I don't know. 她一定是破產了吧 我也不知道
She must have been broke, I don't know.
她刷卡刷了兩百塊 持加州的身分證，天知道還有什麼 She must have been broke, I don't know.
她刷卡刷了兩百塊 持加州的身分證，天知道還有什麼
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else. 她刷卡刷了兩百塊 持加州的身分證，天知道還有什麼
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-對 -天啊 She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-對 -天啊
Right. Oh, God. -對 -天啊
Right. Oh, God.
-不要再說謊了，哈利 -對 Right. Oh, God.
-不要再說謊了，哈利 -對
No more lies, Harry. No. -不要再說謊了，哈利 -對
No more lies, Harry. No.
對 No more lies, Harry. No.
對
No. 對
No.
你是偵探嗎？ No.
你是偵探嗎？
Are you a detective? 你是偵探嗎？
Are you a detective?
-你是偵探嗎？ -是誰告訴你的？
Are you a detective? Who told you that? -你是偵探嗎？ -是誰告訴你的？
Are you a detective? Who told you that?
芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我說的 Are you a detective? Who told you that?
芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我說的
Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me. 芙莉卡，芙莉卡 我的朋友，她跟我說的
Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me.
她說你是個偵探 Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me.
她說你是個偵探
She told me you were a detective. 她說你是個偵探
She told me you were a detective.
-如果是的話，我需要你的幫忙 -這個嘛... She told me you were a detective.
-如果是的話，我需要你的幫忙 -這個嘛...
If you are, then I really need your help. Well... -如果是的話，我需要你的幫忙 -這個嘛...
If you are, then I really need your help. Well...
杯子空了，蜜糖 If you are, then I really need your help. Well...
杯子空了，蜜糖
That's empty, honey. 杯子空了，蜜糖
That's empty, honey.
好，我知道聽起來很誇張 哈利，聽著 That's empty, honey.
好，我知道聽起來很誇張 哈利，聽著
Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay. 好，我知道聽起來很誇張 哈利，聽著
-我妹住在這裏好一陣子... -哈夢妮的妹妹死了，怎麼搞的？ Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay.
-我妹住在這裏好一陣子... -哈夢妮的妹妹死了，怎麼搞的？
My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell? -我妹住在這裏好一陣子... -哈夢妮的妹妹死了，怎麼搞的？
My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell?
她在這幹嘛？ 先是湖邊的女人，現在又是她妹 My sister's been living out here... Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell?
她在這幹嘛？ 先是湖邊的女人，現在又是她妹
What was she even doing here? the lady in the lake, now the sister. 她在這幹嘛？ 先是湖邊的女人，現在又是她妹
三小時內出現兩具屍體 我瘋了嗎？這是不正常的，對吧？ What was she even doing here? the lady in the lake, now the sister.
三小時內出現兩具屍體 我瘋了嗎？這是不正常的，對吧？
this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right? 三小時內出現兩具屍體 我瘋了嗎？這是不正常的，對吧？
this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right?
對，現在回想起來 我應該告訴她... this was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? that's unusual, right?
對，現在回想起來 我應該告訴她...
Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her... 對，現在回想起來 我應該告訴她...
Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her...
我不是奶頭...偵探 Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her...
我不是奶頭...偵探
...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective. 我不是奶頭...偵探
...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective.
偵探，抱歉 我應該說的，可是她一直講不停 ...I wasn 't really a nipple... Detective.
偵探，抱歉 我應該說的，可是她一直講不停
Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up. 偵探，抱歉 我應該說的，可是她一直講不停
Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up.
我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了 Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn 't shut up.
我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了
The card she stole from me was maxed out. 我被她偷的信用卡刷爆了
The card she stole from me was maxed out.
就在她死之前，她刷了超過 兩千美金，很怪吧？ The card she stole from me was maxed out.
就在她死之前，她刷了超過 兩千美金，很怪吧？
Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it? 就在她死之前，她刷了超過 兩千美金，很怪吧？
山卓恩什麼的 混帳公司！還有... Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it?
山卓恩什麼的 混帳公司！還有...
Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus... 山卓恩什麼的 混帳公司！還有...
Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus...
很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕藥 Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus...
很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕藥
Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day. 很重要喔，哈利 她那天吃了避孕藥
Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day.
自殺的人幹嘛還要吃避孕藥？ Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day.
自殺的人幹嘛還要吃避孕藥？
Why would she even bother with the pill, huh? 自殺的人幹嘛還要吃避孕藥？
Why would she even bother with the pill, huh?
她是被謀殺的，哈利 她被謀殺，她是被謀殺的 Why would she even bother with the pill, huh?
她是被謀殺的，哈利 她被謀殺，她是被謀殺的
She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered. 她是被謀殺的，哈利 她被謀殺，她是被謀殺的
She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered.
蜜糖，好 放輕松、放松，好，放松 She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered.
蜜糖，好 放輕松、放松，好，放松
Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax. 蜜糖，好 放輕松、放松，好，放松
Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax.
你會幫我嗎，哈利？ Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax.
你會幫我嗎，哈利？
Are you gonna help me, Harry? 你會幫我嗎，哈利？
Are you gonna help me, Harry?
-我得看一下行程... -如果你不幫我... Are you gonna help me, Harry?
-我得看一下行程... -如果你不幫我...
I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me... -我得看一下行程... -如果你不幫我...
I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me...
那我就得去找別人幫忙 I gotta check my schedule... If you're not gonna help me...
那我就得去找別人幫忙
...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me. 那我就得去找別人幫忙
...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me.
-我得看一下我的行程 -你可以幫我嗎？ ...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me.
-我得看一下我的行程 -你可以幫我嗎？
I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me? -我得看一下我的行程 -你可以幫我嗎？
I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me?
如果你不幫我 我得去找別人！ I just gotta check my schedule. Can you help me?
如果你不幫我 我得去找別人！
If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else! 如果你不幫我 我得去找別人！
If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else!
-我的案子還... -哈利，謝謝你 If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else!
-我的案子還... -哈利，謝謝你
My caseload is pretty... Oh, Harry, thank you. -我的案子還... -哈利，謝謝你
My caseload is pretty... Oh, Harry, thank you.
惡心的家夥，過來
Yuck, come on. 惡心的家夥，過來
Yuck, come on.
-沒事，我什麼都沒做 -你在幹嘛？
It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing? -沒事，我什麼都沒做 -你在幹嘛？
It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing?
-我什麼都沒做 -你剛剛抓我的胸部 It was nothing. I didn't do anything. What are you doing?
-我什麼都沒做 -你剛剛抓我的胸部
I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit. -我什麼都沒做 -你剛剛抓我的胸部
I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit.
沒有，是蜘蛛 剛剛有一只大蜘蛛在這 I didn't do anything. You were grabbing my tit.
沒有，是蜘蛛 剛剛有一只大蜘蛛在這
No, there was a spider. There was a big spider. 沒有，是蜘蛛 剛剛有一只大蜘蛛在這
No, there was a spider. There was a big spider.
-拜托 -我發誓 No, there was a spider. There was a big spider.
-拜托 -我發誓
Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God. -拜托 -我發誓
Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God.
我會找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪兒？這個惡心的家夥 Oh, please, whatever. I swear to God.
我會找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪兒？這個惡心的家夥
Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch. 我會找到他的，找到那只蜘蛛 你在哪兒？這個惡心的家夥
-算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢 Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch.
-算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢
Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't. -算了，我相信你 -你才不相信我呢
Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't.
哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎樣 這就是人生，沒什麼大不了的 Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. Clearly, you don't.
哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎樣 這就是人生，沒什麼大不了的
Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie. 哈利，你抓了我的胸部又怎樣 這就是人生，沒什麼大不了的
Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie.
沒什麼大不了？男人碰你胸部 「這是人生，沒什麼大不了」？
No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"? 沒什麼大不了？男人碰你胸部 「這是人生，沒什麼大不了」？
No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"?
這是什麼話？ No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"?
這是什麼話？
I mean, what kind of talk is that? 這是什麼話？
I mean, what kind of talk is that?
你說啊，那是什麼話？ 我真是不敢相信 I mean, what kind of talk is that?
你說啊，那是什麼話？ 我真是不敢相信
No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you. 你說啊，那是什麼話？ 我真是不敢相信
No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you.
我真是不敢相信你會有這種反應... No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you.
我真是不敢相信你會有這種反應...
I can't believe that that's the reaction that... 我真是不敢相信你會有這種反應...
I can't believe that that's the reaction that...
看到沒？
See there? 看到沒？
See there?
看到了 See there?
看到了
Yeah. 看到了
Yeah.
-我相信你 -好 Yeah.
-我相信你 -好
I trust you. Right. -我相信你 -好
I trust you. Right.
你是怎麼搞的？我放你一馬耶 你的確是什麼都沒做啊 I trust you. Right.
你是怎麼搞的？我放你一馬耶 你的確是什麼都沒做啊
What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything. 你是怎麼搞的？我放你一馬耶 你的確是什麼都沒做啊
What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything.
不對，你以為我做了 What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything.
不對，你以為我做了
No, but you thought I did. 不對，你以為我做了
No, but you thought I did.
你懂不懂？我很難擺脫嫌疑 因為這發生在我家，懂嗎？ No, but you thought I did.
你懂不懂？我很難擺脫嫌疑 因為這發生在我家，懂嗎？
Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand? 你懂不懂？我很難擺脫嫌疑 因為這發生在我家，懂嗎？
Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand?
聽我說，我抓了你的胸部 這是很嚴重的！
Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! 聽我說，我抓了你的胸部 這是很嚴重的！
雖然我是被誤解 但我的意思是... Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie!
雖然我是被誤解 但我的意思是...
That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is... 雖然我是被誤解 但我的意思是...
That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is...
你這樣一副「沒關系 反正大家都這樣」的樣子 That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is...
你這樣一副「沒關系 反正大家都這樣」的樣子
...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it." 你這樣一副「沒關系 反正大家都這樣」的樣子
...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it."
你到底都跟哪種男人混啊？
What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here? 你到底都跟哪種男人混啊？
What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here?
你是那種女生嗎？那種... What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here?
你是那種女生嗎？那種...
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know? 你是那種女生嗎？那種...
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know?
怎樣的女生，哈利？ I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know?
怎樣的女生，哈利？
Who what, Harry? 怎樣的女生，哈利？
Who what, Harry?
說啊
Who what? 說啊
Who what?
算了
Forget it. 算了
Forget it.
抱歉，放輕松 好好休息，好嗎？
I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay? 抱歉，放輕松 好好休息，好嗎？
I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay?
我們明天就開始查你的案子 好嗎？ I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay?
我們明天就開始查你的案子 好嗎？
Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right? 我們明天就開始查你的案子 好嗎？
-下午可以嗎？ -都好，哈利 Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right?
-下午可以嗎？ -都好，哈利
Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry. -下午可以嗎？ -都好，哈利
Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry.
-我要走了 -好 Afternoon good? Whatever, Harry.
-我要走了 -好
I' m going. Okay. -我要走了 -好
I' m going. Okay.
-我要拿一些毛衣好嗎？ -好，你想借什麼就拿去 I' m going. Okay.
-我要拿一些毛衣好嗎？ -好，你想借什麼就拿去
I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow. -我要拿一些毛衣好嗎？ -好，你想借什麼就拿去
I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow.
-我會還給你 -好，抽屜裏的都可以拿 I' m taking some sweats, all right? Y eah, anything you want to borrow.
-我會還給你 -好，抽屜裏的都可以拿
I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer. -我會還給你 -好，抽屜裏的都可以拿
I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer.
如果放在抽屜就都是乾淨的 I'll give them back. Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer.
如果放在抽屜就都是乾淨的
If it's in the drawer, it's clean. 如果放在抽屜就都是乾淨的
If it's in the drawer, it's clean.
晚安，哈利
Night, Harry. 晚安，哈利
Night, Harry.
哈利？
Harry? 哈利？
Harry?
這個...
This is... 這個...
This is...
-這真的很好 -不是嗎？ This is...
-這真的很好 -不是嗎？
This is really great. Isn't it? -這真的很好 -不是嗎？
This is really great. Isn't it?
-我要走了 -好，回家好好休息 This is really great. Isn't it?
-我要走了 -好，回家好好休息
I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest. -我要走了 -好，回家好好休息
I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest.
再見 I'm leaving. Yeah, some nice rest.
再見
Bye. 再見
Bye.
完蛋了
Fuck off...! 完蛋了
Fuck off...!
什麼？他們把她放回去？
Say again? They gave her back? 什麼？他們把她放回去？
Say again? They gave her back?
對，她在我浴室裏 我現在正瞪著她 Say again? They gave her back?
對，她在我浴室裏 我現在正瞪著她
Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake. 對，她在我浴室裏 我現在正瞪著她
Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake.
不可能啊 他們根本不認識你 Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake.
不可能啊 他們根本不認識你
that's impossible. they don 't even know you. 不可能啊 他們根本不認識你
that's impossible. they don 't even know you.
沒錯，屍體不應該出現在這裏 這一切都是夢，有侏儒出現 that's impossible. they don 't even know you.
沒錯，屍體不應該出現在這裏 這一切都是夢，有侏儒出現
You' re right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf. 沒錯，屍體不應該出現在這裏 這一切都是夢，有侏儒出現
-閉嘴！他們到底怎麼進去的？ -我不知道啊 You' re right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf.
-閉嘴！他們到底怎麼進去的？ -我不知道啊
shut up. How did they get in? I don't know. -閉嘴！他們到底怎麼進去的？ -我不知道啊
shut up. How did they get in? I don't know.
我怎麼會知道？ 大概是從逃生門進來的吧 shut up. How did they get in? I don't know.
我怎麼會知道？ 大概是從逃生門進來的吧
How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe. 我怎麼會知道？ 大概是從逃生門進來的吧
How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe.
好，慢慢來 我們得把她搬走，你有手套嗎？ How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe.
好，慢慢來 我們得把她搬走，你有手套嗎？
Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves? 好，慢慢來 我們得把她搬走，你有手套嗎？
Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?
-什麼？ -手套，你有手套嗎？ Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?
-什麼？ -手套，你有手套嗎？
Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves? -什麼？ -手套，你有手套嗎？
Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves?
你得把她移走，如果有人要設計你 他們已經打電話給警察了 Excyse me? Gloves. Do you have gloves?
你得把她移走，如果有人要設計你 他們已經打電話給警察了
You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. 你得把她移走，如果有人要設計你 他們已經打電話給警察了
You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you.
照著我說的做 把屍體用毯子或床單包起來 You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you.
照著我說的做 把屍體用毯子或床單包起來
Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything. 照著我說的做 把屍體用毯子或床單包起來
Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
-好，有特定要用哪種手套嗎？ -有，只能用黃手套 Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
-好，有特定要用哪種手套嗎？ -有，只能用黃手套
Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn. -好，有特定要用哪種手套嗎？ -有，只能用黃手套
Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn.
快一點好不好？ Okay, any particular kind of gloves? Yes, fawn.
快一點好不好？
Will you fucking hurry? 快一點好不好？
Will you fucking hurry?
-派瑞？ -怎樣？ Will you fucking hurry?
-派瑞？ -怎樣？
Perry? Yeah? -派瑞？ -怎樣？
Perry? Yeah?
-我尿在上面了 -什麼？你尿在什麼上面？ Perry? Yeah?
-我尿在上面了 -什麼？你尿在什麼上面？
I peed on it. What? You peed on what? -我尿在上面了 -什麼？你尿在什麼上面？
I peed on it. What? You peed on what?
我尿在屍體上面 他們會從上面測到人的身分嗎？ I peed on it. What? You peed on what?
我尿在屍體上面 他們會從上面測到人的身分嗎？
I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? 我尿在屍體上面 他們會從上面測到人的身分嗎？
I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
-等一下，你說你尿在...？ -屍體上，我的問題是... I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
-等一下，你說你尿在...？ -屍體上，我的問題是...
I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is... -等一下，你說你尿在...？ -屍體上，我的問題是...
I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is...
不，先回答我的問題 I' m sorry, you peed on...? On the corpse. My question is...
不，先回答我的問題
No, my question. I get to go first. 不，先回答我的問題
No, my question. I get to go first.
為什麼你會尿在一個屍體上面？ No, my question. I get to go first.
為什麼你會尿在一個屍體上面？
Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 為什麼你會尿在一個屍體上面？
Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
我又不是為了好玩這樣做的 Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
我又不是為了好玩這樣做的
It's not like I did it for kicks. 我又不是為了好玩這樣做的
It's not like I did it for kicks.
你說這種事情不會發生的 一切都是你的錯！ It's not like I did it for kicks.
你說這種事情不會發生的 一切都是你的錯！
You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault! 你說這種事情不會發生的 一切都是你的錯！
You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault!
閉上嘴聽我說 首先，我們得把屍體包起來 You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault!
閉上嘴聽我說 首先，我們得把屍體包起來
Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body. 閉上嘴聽我說 首先，我們得把屍體包起來
Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body.
然後你得找到槍 Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body.
然後你得找到槍
Second, you've got to find the gun. 然後你得找到槍
Second, you've got to find the gun.
-跟著我一起說，「找到槍」 -找到槍 Second, you've got to find the gun.
-跟著我一起說，「找到槍」 -找到槍
Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun. -跟著我一起說，「找到槍」 -找到槍
Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun.
該死，我把槍丟到湖裏去了 Say this with me, "Find the gun." Find the gun.
該死，我把槍丟到湖裏去了
Damn it, I threw it in the lake. 該死，我把槍丟到湖裏去了
Damn it, I threw it in the lake.
不是我的槍啦，笨蛋 他們把屍體丟給你，這是陷阱 Damn it, I threw it in the lake.
不是我的槍啦，笨蛋 他們把屍體丟給你，這是陷阱
Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up. 不是我的槍啦，笨蛋 他們把屍體丟給你，這是陷阱
Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up.
他們一定也放了把槍 相信我，快點 Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up.
他們一定也放了把槍 相信我，快點
Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it. 他們一定也放了把槍 相信我，快點
Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it.
我四分鍾以內就會到 Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it.
我四分鍾以內就會到
I'll be there in four minutes. 我四分鍾以內就會到
I'll be there in four minutes.
打電話的人說是714號房 好像是有激烈的爭吵打鬥聲
Caller specified room 714, some sort of brawl or something. Violent. 打電話的人說是714號房 好像是有激烈的爭吵打鬥聲
好，714房是拉克哈特 Caller specified room 714, some sort of brawl or something. Violent.
好，714房是拉克哈特
Yeah, 714. Lockhart. 好，714房是拉克哈特
Yeah, 714. Lockhart.
-我把鑰匙拿給你們 -其實不是714，是514 Yeah, 714. Lockhart.
-我把鑰匙拿給你們 -其實不是714，是514
Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514. -我把鑰匙拿給你們 -其實不是714，是514
Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514.
我剛從上面下來 那間房真的很吵 Let me get you the key. Actually, it's not 714, it's 514.
我剛從上面下來 那間房真的很吵
I was just up there, and it's really noisy. 我剛從上面下來 那間房真的很吵
I was just up there, and it's really noisy.
-快拿鑰匙吧 -吵得很凶 I was just up there, and it's really noisy.
-快拿鑰匙吧 -吵得很凶
Let's get the key. Yep, pretty awful. -快拿鑰匙吧 -吵得很凶
Let's get the key. Yep, pretty awful.
-不要接 -好
Don't answer that. Yeah, duh. -不要接 -好
Don't answer that. Yeah, duh.
-是那個嗎？ -不是，這個屍體是...
That it? No, that's the corpse... -是那個嗎？ -不是，這個屍體是...
That it? No, that's the corpse...
上個房客留下來的 That it? No, that's the corpse...
上個房客留下來的
...from the last guy who stayed here. 上個房客留下來的
...from the last guy who stayed here.
去死啦，有找到槍嗎？ ...from the last guy who stayed here.
去死啦，有找到槍嗎？
Fuck off. Was there a gun? 去死啦，有找到槍嗎？
Fuck off. Was there a gun?
有，在這裏 派瑞，有人要陷害我們，陷害我 Fuck off. Was there a gun?
有，在這裏 派瑞，有人要陷害我們，陷害我
Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me. 有，在這裏 派瑞，有人要陷害我們，陷害我
Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me.
我才進城兩天，他們就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪兒 Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me.
我才進城兩天，他們就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪兒
I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me. 我才進城兩天，他們就知道 我的身分，知道我在哪兒
I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me.
-不可能 -對，太扯了，到後樓梯間去 I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me.
-不可能 -對，太扯了，到後樓梯間去
That's impossible. Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway. -不可能 -對，太扯了，到後樓梯間去
That's impossible. Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway.
我忘了跟你說，哈夢妮還活著 她覺得她妹是被謀殺的
I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered. 我忘了跟你說，哈夢妮還活著 她覺得她妹是被謀殺的
-什麼？ -算了 I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered.
-什麼？ -算了
Come again? Never mind. -什麼？ -算了
Come again? Never mind.
（屋頂 通道）
今晚出現的這些人 他們突然發現有兩個蠢蛋
See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere. 今晚出現的這些人 他們突然發現有兩個蠢蛋
See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere.
-他們會怎麼想？ -他們會以為我們知道什麼內情 See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere.
-他們會怎麼想？ -他們會以為我們知道什麼內情
What do they think? They think we know something. -他們會怎麼想？ -他們會以為我們知道什麼內情
What do they think? They think we know something.
他們慌了 得想辦法把屍體跟證據處理掉 What do they think? They think we know something.
他們慌了 得想辦法把屍體跟證據處理掉
They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence. 他們慌了 得想辦法把屍體跟證據處理掉
They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence.
丟到我的浴室？ 拜托，你說這是現實生活耶 They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence.
丟到我的浴室？ 拜托，你說這是現實生活耶
In my shower? Come on, you said real life. 丟到我的浴室？ 拜托，你說這是現實生活耶
In my shower? Come on, you said real life.
-他們在設計你，蠢蛋 -才沒有，你閉嘴 In my shower? Come on, you said real life.
-他們在設計你，蠢蛋 -才沒有，你閉嘴
They were setting you up, dummy. They're not setting me up. Shut up. -他們在設計你，蠢蛋 -才沒有，你閉嘴
你每五分鍾就改變說法 They were setting you up, dummy. They're not setting me up. Shut up.
你每五分鍾就改變說法
You change your tune every five minutes. 你每五分鍾就改變說法
You change your tune every five minutes.
-親我 -什麼？不要、不要 You change your tune every five minutes.
-親我 -什麼？不要、不要
Kiss me. What? No, no, no. -親我 -什麼？不要、不要
Kiss me. What? No, no, no.
看看那對「狗男男」
Check out Doris and Lucinda over here. 看看那對「狗男男」
Check out Doris and Lucinda over here.
這些課太爛了
These lessons suck. 這些課太爛了
These lessons suck.
我不上了！什麼偵探 什麼浮在湖面的屍體... These lessons suck.
我不上了！什麼偵探 什麼浮在湖面的屍體...
I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes... 我不上了！什麼偵探 什麼浮在湖面的屍體...
I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes...
還有互相親來親去的 這樣不對，簡直是大錯特錯 I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes...
還有互相親來親去的 這樣不對，簡直是大錯特錯
...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong. 還有互相親來親去的 這樣不對，簡直是大錯特錯
有人要解釋一下給我聽嗎？ ...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong.
有人要解釋一下給我聽嗎？
Somebody wanna fill me in? 有人要解釋一下給我聽嗎？
Somebody wanna fill me in?
她以為我是偵探 就將錯就錯
She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it. 她以為我是偵探 就將錯就錯
She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it.
-什麼？ -不要耍我 She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it.
-什麼？ -不要耍我
What? Don't fuck me up. -什麼？ -不要耍我
What? Don't fuck me up.
嘿
Hey. 嘿
Hey.
你知道有警察在找你嗎，哈利？ Hey.
你知道有警察在找你嗎，哈利？
Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry? 你知道有警察在找你嗎，哈利？
Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry?
-是嗎？ -對啊 Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry?
-是嗎？ -對啊
They are? Yeah. -是嗎？ -對啊
They are? Yeah.
我讓他們去別的房間了 我不知道還能怎麼辦 They are? Yeah.
我讓他們去別的房間了 我不知道還能怎麼辦
I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do. 我讓他們去別的房間了 我不知道還能怎麼辦
I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do.
你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在... I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do.
你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在...
You did fine. Perry and I, we're just... 你做的很好 派瑞跟我只是在...
You did fine. Perry and I, we're just...
-嗨，派瑞 -我們只是在...玩個遊戲 You did fine. Perry and I, we're just...
-嗨，派瑞 -我們只是在...玩個遊戲
Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game. -嗨，派瑞 -我們只是在...玩個遊戲
Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game.
派瑞，你說是什麼遊戲來著？ Hiya, Perry. We're just running, you know, a game.
派瑞，你說是什麼遊戲來著？
Perry, what do you call it? 派瑞，你說是什麼遊戲來著？
Perry, what do you call it?
就是把他們拉進來推出去的遊戲 我們剛就在玩這個 Perry, what do you call it?
就是把他們拉進來推出去的遊戲 我們剛就在玩這個
The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing. 就是把他們拉進來推出去的遊戲 我們剛就在玩這個
怎麼了？ The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing.
怎麼了？
What's going on? 怎麼了？
What's going on?
為什麼你跟派瑞在使眼色？ What's going on?
為什麼你跟派瑞在使眼色？
Why are you and Perry nacking on each other? 為什麼你跟派瑞在使眼色？
Why are you and Perry nacking on each other?
我送她回家，讓她相信 一，我們明天會討論她的案子...
I sent her home believing, A, we 'd meet tomorrow to go over her case... 我送她回家，讓她相信 一，我們明天會討論她的案子...
還有二，我其實不是同志 I sent her home believing, A, we 'd meet tomorrow to go over her case...
還有二，我其實不是同志
...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay. 還有二，我其實不是同志
...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay.
不要問我怎麼證明第二個事情的 ...and, B, I wasn 't actually gay.
不要問我怎麼證明第二個事情的
Do not ask me how I did B. 不要問我怎麼證明第二個事情的
Do not ask me how I did B.
我們把屍體留在那算了
Why didn't we just leave it there? 我們把屍體留在那算了
Why didn't we just leave it there?
動點腦筋，笨蛋 有人打電話報警說你房間有事... Why didn't we just leave it there?
動點腦筋，笨蛋 有人打電話報警說你房間有事...
Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room... 動點腦筋，笨蛋 有人打電話報警說你房間有事...
Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room...
結果外面突然就出現一具屍體？ 這個點子很糟 Think, dummy. A 911call from your hotel room...
結果外面突然就出現一具屍體？ 這個點子很糟
...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea. 結果外面突然就出現一具屍體？ 這個點子很糟
...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea.
說到糟糕的點子 你自己接起案子來是怎麼回事？ ...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea.
說到糟糕的點子 你自己接起案子來是怎麼回事？
Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case? 說到糟糕的點子 你自己接起案子來是怎麼回事？
你做了那麼多蠢事還不夠啊？ Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case?
你做了那麼多蠢事還不夠啊？
Of all the dipshit things to do. 你做了那麼多蠢事還不夠啊？
Of all the dipshit things to do.
那個女生是自殺的 Of all the dipshit things to do.
那個女生是自殺的
Killed herself, by the way. 那個女生是自殺的
Killed herself, by the way.
自殺 我幫你解決問題了 Killed herself, by the way.
自殺 我幫你解決問題了
Killed herself. I solved your case for you. 自殺 我幫你解決問題了
Killed herself. I solved your case for you.
-哈夢妮覺得... -我不在乎...聽我說 Killed herself. I solved your case for you.
-哈夢妮覺得... -我不在乎...聽我說
Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me. -哈夢妮覺得... -我不在乎...聽我說
Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me.
-她妹是自殺的 -我知道了 Harmony's convinced... I don't care about... Listen to me.
-她妹是自殺的 -我知道了
Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha. -她妹是自殺的 -我知道了
Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha.
好了，前面看起來不錯 該卸下行李了 Little sis punched her own ticket. Okay. Gotcha.
好了，前面看起來不錯 該卸下行李了
All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage. 好了，前面看起來不錯 該卸下行李了
All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage.
抱歉了，甜心
Sorry, sweetheart. 抱歉了，甜心
Sorry, sweetheart.
你不該有這種下場的 Sorry, sweetheart.
你不該有這種下場的
You deserved better. 你不該有這種下場的
You deserved better.
（第三天 小妹）
在我離開前 我送她去寄養家庭
Before I left, I got her into foster care. 在我離開前 我送她去寄養家庭
Before I left, I got her into foster care.
我沒跟你說過他對她有多壞 我是說我爸 Before I left, I got her into foster care.
我沒跟你說過他對她有多壞 我是說我爸
I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about. 我沒跟你說過他對她有多壞 我是說我爸
跟你說 我通常都會記筆記... I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about.
跟你說 我通常都會記筆記...
I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general... 跟你說 我通常都會記筆記...
I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general...
所以說得越詳細越好 I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general...
所以說得越詳細越好
...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help. 所以說得越詳細越好
我記得我只有對她說過一次謊 ...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help.
我記得我只有對她說過一次謊
I remember only lying to her one time. 我記得我只有對她說過一次謊
I remember only lying to her one time.
我說 I remember only lying to her one time.
我說
I said to her: 我說
I said to her:
「搞不好住在這裏的那個人 不是你爸爸」 I said to her:
「搞不好住在這裏的那個人 不是你爸爸」
"Maybe the man who is living here is not your father." 「搞不好住在這裏的那個人 不是你爸爸」
"Maybe the man who is living here is not your father."
你跟你妹說她是被領養的？ "Maybe the man who is living here is not your father."
你跟你妹說她是被領養的？
You told your sister she was adopted, yeah? 你跟你妹說她是被領養的？
You told your sister she was adopted, yeah?
不是，我編的更棒
No, I did one better. 不是，我編的更棒
No, I did one better.
我跟她說 她真正的父親是個演員... No, I did one better.
我跟她說 她真正的父親是個演員...
I told her her real father was an actor... 我跟她說 她真正的父親是個演員...
I told her her real father was an actor...
為了拍電影到鎮上來 I told her her real father was an actor...
為了拍電影到鎮上來
...who was in the movie that came through town. 為了拍電影到鎮上來
...who was in the movie that came through town.
-強尼葛薩默... -強尼葛薩默的電影，對了 ...who was in the movie that came through town.
-強尼葛薩默... -強尼葛薩默的電影，對了
Jonny Gossamer... Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right. -強尼葛薩默... -強尼葛薩默的電影，對了
Jonny Gossamer... Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right.
我跟珍娜說有一天她會去好萊塢...
I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood... 我跟珍娜說有一天她會去好萊塢...
I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood...
然後跟她那知名的父親相認 I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood...
然後跟她那知名的父親相認
...and she'd meet her famous, real father. 然後跟她那知名的父親相認
...and she'd meet her famous, real father.
（1980年3月2號星期二 印第安那州安布利）
（洛杉磯電影拍攝小組 入侵安布利）
她相信了我說的話，哈利 所以她跑來找他
She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him. 她相信了我說的話，哈利 所以她跑來找他
She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him.
好，資訊已經很多了 我可以開始... She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him.
好，資訊已經很多了 我可以開始...
Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my... 好，資訊已經很多了 我可以開始...
Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my...
-調查了 -謝謝 Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my...
-調查了 -謝謝
...process, I guess. Thank you. -調查了 -謝謝
...process, I guess. Thank you.
我要正式開始調查了 這是我的名片 ...process, I guess. Thank you.
我要正式開始調查了 這是我的名片
I'm on the case. Here is my card. 我要正式開始調查了 這是我的名片
I'm on the case. Here is my card.
（神奇哈洛） I'm on the case. Here is my card.
（神奇哈洛）
-這是具有魔力的名片，所以... -哇，神奇哈洛
It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold." -這是具有魔力的名片，所以... -哇，神奇哈洛
It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold."
-請說「阿伯卡達巴」 -怎麼了？有人告你嗎？ It's a magic card, so... Wow, "the Amazing Harold."
-請說「阿伯卡達巴」 -怎麼了？有人告你嗎？
Just say "abracadabra." What happened, somebody sue you? -請說「阿伯卡達巴」 -怎麼了？有人告你嗎？
Just say "abracadabra." What happened, somebody sue you?
你以前把我砍成兩半時 念的咒語是「阿拉卡參」
It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half. 你以前把我砍成兩半時 念的咒語是「阿拉卡參」
It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half.
還有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不過以前是「偉大的哈洛」 It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half.
還有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不過以前是「偉大的哈洛」
And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great." 還有，我不是要挑毛病啦 不過以前是「偉大的哈洛」
And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great."
不是，我以前是偉大 現在是神奇了，習慣一下新名稱 And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great."
不是，我以前是偉大 現在是神奇了，習慣一下新名稱
No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it. 不是，我以前是偉大 現在是神奇了，習慣一下新名稱
No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it.
嗨，是我 你有聽到什麼消息嗎？
Hi, it's me. you hear anything? 嗨，是我 你有聽到什麼消息嗎？
Hi, it's me. you hear anything?
沒有，報紙上沒寫什麼 所以... Hi, it's me. you hear anything?
沒有，報紙上沒寫什麼 所以...
No, there's nothing in the papers, so... 沒有，報紙上沒寫什麼 所以...
No, there's nothing in the papers, so...
我現在忙著調查哈夢妮的案子 No, there's nothing in the papers, so...
我現在忙著調查哈夢妮的案子
I'm busy working on Harmony's case. 我現在忙著調查哈夢妮的案子
I'm busy working on Harmony's case.
什麼案子？不要管她了 I'm busy working on Harmony's case.
什麼案子？不要管她了
Wtat case? Leave ter alone. 什麼案子？不要管她了
Wtat case? Leave ter alone.
第五頻道在播了，剛開始 待會兒打電話給我 Wtat case? Leave ter alone.
第五頻道在播了，剛開始 待會兒打電話給我
News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after. 第五頻道在播了，剛開始 待會兒打電話給我
News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after.
-接下來是一件變調的綁架案件 目前還不清楚為什麼他的女兒...
a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter... -接下來是一件變調的綁架案件 目前還不清楚為什麼他的女兒...
a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter...
會遭到謀殺... a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter...
會遭到謀殺...
...was subsequently murdered or where... 會遭到謀殺...
...was subsequently murdered or where...
根據警方的說法 她被殺害之後棄屍 ...was subsequently murdered or where...
根據警方的說法 她被殺害之後棄屍
...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say. 根據警方的說法 她被殺害之後棄屍
維若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失蹤... ...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say.
維若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失蹤...
Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon... 維若妮卡戴克斯特昨天下午失蹤...
Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon...
因為她未出現在機場迎接男友 Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon...
因為她未出現在機場迎接男友
...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport. 因為她未出現在機場迎接男友
...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport.
戴克斯特小姐最近剛成為頭條人物 因為她從巴黎回國... ...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport.
戴克斯特小姐最近剛成為頭條人物 因為她從巴黎回國...
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris... 戴克斯特小姐最近剛成為頭條人物 因為她從巴黎回國...
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
撤銷對她父親高達百萬元的告訴... Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
撤銷對她父親高達百萬元的告訴...
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father... 撤銷對她父親高達百萬元的告訴...
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
她的父親就是演員出身的大企業家 哈倫戴克斯特 ...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
她的父親就是演員出身的大企業家 哈倫戴克斯特
...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter. 她的父親就是演員出身的大企業家 哈倫戴克斯特
...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter.
戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特診所老板 ...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter.
戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特診所老板
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic. 戴克斯特先生就是 知名的戴克斯特診所老板
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
他的太太於去年春天過世 女兒維若妮卡因此回國... Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
他的太太於去年春天過世 女兒維若妮卡因此回國...
His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica 's return to the U. S... 他的太太於去年春天過世 女兒維若妮卡因此回國...
同時跟父親化解了多年的恩怨 His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica 's return to the U. S...
同時跟父親化解了多年的恩怨
...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement. 同時跟父親化解了多年的恩怨
...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement.
維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天剛滿25歲，保羅 ...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement.
維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天剛滿25歲，保羅
Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. paul. 維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天剛滿25歲，保羅
Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. paul.
我們也在那個派對上 你是說...
We were just at that party. Are you telling me... 我們也在那個派對上 你是說...
We were just at that party. Are you telling me...
湖裏的那個女孩 就是維若妮卡戴克斯特？ We were just at that party. Are you telling me...
湖裏的那個女孩 就是維若妮卡戴克斯特？
...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter? 湖裏的那個女孩 就是維若妮卡戴克斯特？
...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter?
身分證、身上的傷跟牙齒的檢測 都證明是她 ...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter?
身分證、身上的傷跟牙齒的檢測 都證明是她
Positive ID, scars, dental records. 身分證、身上的傷跟牙齒的檢測 都證明是她
Positive ID, scars, dental records.
-你跟條子朋友談過了？ -對，沒有太多資訊 Positive ID, scars, dental records.
-你跟條子朋友談過了？ -對，沒有太多資訊
You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there. -你跟條子朋友談過了？ -對，沒有太多資訊
You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there.
驗屍報告出來了 沒有被強暴的跡象 You talked to your police guy? Y eah, not much there.
驗屍報告出來了 沒有被強暴的跡象
The lab report came back, no sign of rape. 驗屍報告出來了 沒有被強暴的跡象
The lab report came back, no sign of rape.
這是目前的資訊
Boils down to this: 這是目前的資訊
Boils down to this:
維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4點30分離開家 Boils down to this:
維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4點30分離開家
Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. 維若妮卡戴克斯特 昨天下午大概4點30分離開家
出發到機場去接男朋友 然後就失蹤了 Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home.
出發到機場去接男朋友 然後就失蹤了
Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. 出發到機場去接男朋友 然後就失蹤了
Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went.
-那是她失蹤前最後一次被看到？ -在她的頭還完整無缺的時候 Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went.
-那是她失蹤前最後一次被看到？ -在她的頭還完整無缺的時候
That was the last anybody saw of her? With a summetrical, ungooshed head. -那是她失蹤前最後一次被看到？ -在她的頭還完整無缺的時候
警察有找到她的車嗎？ That was the last anybody saw of her? With a summetrical, ungooshed head.
警察有找到她的車嗎？
Police ever find the car? 警察有找到她的車嗎？
Police ever find the car?
沒有，天才，我們發現的 記得嗎？ Police ever find the car?
沒有，天才，我們發現的 記得嗎？
No, genius, that was us. Remember? 沒有，天才，我們發現的 記得嗎？
No, genius, that was us. Remember?
喔，對耶 No, genius, that was us. Remember?
喔，對耶
Oh, yeah, right. 喔，對耶
Oh, yeah, right.
-殺手一定在派對現場，哈利 -是嗎？
The killers were at the party, Harry. They were? -殺手一定在派對現場，哈利 -是嗎？
The killers were at the party, Harry. They were?
-殺手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他們才會認識你 The killers were at the party, Harry. They were?
-殺手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他們才會認識你
The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you. -殺手在戴克斯特家？ -所以他們才會認識你
The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you.
事情越來越令人害怕了 你得離開，今天就搭機離開 The killers were at Dexter's? That's how they recognized you.
事情越來越令人害怕了 你得離開，今天就搭機離開
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today. 事情越來越令人害怕了 你得離開，今天就搭機離開
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
-可是我禮拜二有試鏡，禮拜三走吧 -那不重要了 It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
-可是我禮拜二有試鏡，禮拜三走吧 -那不重要了
But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday. -可是我禮拜二有試鏡，禮拜三走吧 -那不重要了
But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday.
-你不會得到那個角色的 -幹！不要傻了 But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday.
-你不會得到那個角色的 -幹！不要傻了
You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck. -你不會得到那個角色的 -幹！不要傻了
You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck.
-我知道我行的 -你不會得到那個角色的 You're not getting the part. Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck.
-我知道我行的 -你不會得到那個角色的
I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part. -我知道我行的 -你不會得到那個角色的
I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part.
你沒有聽進我的話 你不可能會...哈利！ I know it's a long shot. You're not gonna get the part.
你沒有聽進我的話 你不可能會...哈利！
You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry! 你沒有聽進我的話 你不可能會...哈利！
You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry!
你不可能拿到那個角色的，好嗎？ 柯林法洛已經拿了太多片酬 You're not listening to me. You won't get the... Harry!
你不可能拿到那個角色的，好嗎？ 柯林法洛已經拿了太多片酬
You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money. 你不可能拿到那個角色的，好嗎？ 柯林法洛已經拿了太多片酬
懂了嗎？ You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money.
懂了嗎？
Do you get me now? 懂了嗎？
Do you get me now?
戴伯尼發現了新星 一個新的小夥子，願意拿很少的片酬
Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap. 戴伯尼發現了新星 一個新的小夥子，願意拿很少的片酬
Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap.
讓他飛過來 高調地參加一堆派對... Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap.
讓他飛過來 高調地參加一堆派對...
Flies him out here, high profile, parties... 讓他飛過來 高調地參加一堆派對...
Flies him out here, high profile, parties...
給他試鏡的機會 讓他上偵探課，給他一切 Flies him out here, high profile, parties...
給他試鏡的機會 讓他上偵探課，給他一切
...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it. 給他試鏡的機會 讓他上偵探課，給他一切
...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it.
你只是被利用而已 ...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it.
你只是被利用而已
You were just being used. 你只是被利用而已
You were just being used.
是被用來省被柯林法洛花掉的 百萬片酬 You were just being used.
是被用來省被柯林法洛花掉的 百萬片酬
Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag. 是被用來省被柯林法洛花掉的 百萬片酬
Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag.
抱歉，老兄，事情就是這樣
Sorry, chief. There it is. 抱歉，老兄，事情就是這樣
Sorry, chief. There it is.
我不要再對你說謊了
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 我不要再對你說謊了
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.
如果你想揍我的話我能理解 幹！
I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck! 如果你想揍我的話我能理解 幹！
I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck!
你這個娘娘腔！ I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck!
你這個娘娘腔！
You sissy bitch! 你這個娘娘腔！
You sissy bitch!
住手 You sissy bitch!
住手
Stop. 住手
Stop.
你別想約哈夢妮出去了 Stop.
你別想約哈夢妮出去了
Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date. 你別想約哈夢妮出去了
Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date.
她發現你不是偵探 對她說謊，其實不太高興 Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date.
她發現你不是偵探 對她說謊，其實不太高興
She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied. 她發現你不是偵探 對她說謊，其實不太高興
-你跟她說了？ -撿起來 She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied.
-你跟她說了？ -撿起來
You told her? Pick those up. -你跟她說了？ -撿起來
You told her? Pick those up.
把東西撿起來 You told her? Pick those up.
把東西撿起來
Pick them up. 把東西撿起來
Pick them up.
你幹嘛跟她說？ 沒有必要跟她說啊
Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her. 你幹嘛跟她說？ 沒有必要跟她說啊
Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her.
-我真是白癡，還以為我們是朋友 -我們不是朋友 Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her.
-我真是白癡，還以為我們是朋友 -我們不是朋友
I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends. -我真是白癡，還以為我們是朋友 -我們不是朋友
I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends.
-我碰到困難的時候，你都有幫我 -沒有，我是...不要再說了 I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. We're not friends.
-我碰到困難的時候，你都有幫我 -沒有，我是...不要再說了
I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking. -我碰到困難的時候，你都有幫我 -沒有，我是...不要再說了
I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking.
我是去保護我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂 I was in trouble, you were there for me. No, I was... Stop speaking.
我是去保護我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂
I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello. 我是去保護我的老板戴伯尼的 懂不懂
I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello.
他請我去，這樣他就不會接觸到屍體 I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello.
他請我去，這樣他就不會接觸到屍體
He pays me to insulate him from corpses. 他請我去，這樣他就不會接觸到屍體
He pays me to insulate him from corpses.
我不是好人，哈利
I'm not a nice man, Harry. 我不是好人，哈利
I'm not a nice man, Harry.
在壞事發生在你身上之前 快點回家吧 I'm not a nice man, Harry.
在壞事發生在你身上之前 快點回家吧
Go home before something bad happens to you. 在壞事發生在你身上之前 快點回家吧
Go home before something bad happens to you.
-你在威脅我嗎？ -不是，白癡啊 Go home before something bad happens to you.
-你在威脅我嗎？ -不是，白癡啊
What, are you threatening me? No, moron. -你在威脅我嗎？ -不是，白癡啊
What, are you threatening me? No, moron.
在壞人去找你算帳之前回家 What, are you threatening me? No, moron.
在壞人去找你算帳之前回家
Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you. 在壞人去找你算帳之前回家
Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you.
好，我知道了，好 Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you.
好，我知道了，好
Right, I get it. Fine. 好，我知道了，好
Right, I get it. Fine.
聖誕快樂 抱歉我耍了你
Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over. 聖誕快樂 抱歉我耍了你
Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over.
沒關系 不要轉「性」喔 Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over.
沒關系 不要轉「性」喔
No problem. Don't quit your gay job. 沒關系 不要轉「性」喔
No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
（沒有空房 汽車旅館）
搭乘758班機 從丹佛飛過來的乘客...
Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver... 搭乘758班機 從丹佛飛過來的乘客...
Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver...
請到二號轉盤拿行李 Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver...
請到二號轉盤拿行李
...may retrieve their baggage at caroysel two. 請到二號轉盤拿行李
...may retrieve their baggage at caroysel two.
嘿，芙莉卡，是我啊，哈利 Hey, Flicka. Hey, it's me, Harry.
嘿，芙莉卡，是我啊，哈利
還記得我嗎？ 你好嗎，蜜糖？ Remember me? What's up, honey? How are you?
還記得我嗎？ 你好嗎，蜜糖？
-她不想跟你講話 -喔，不是不是，我知道 She doesn't want to talk to you. Oh, no, no. I know.
-她不想跟你講話 -喔，不是不是，我知道
你有想過或許是我不想跟她說話？ Did you ever think maybe I don't want to talk to her?
你有想過或許是我不想跟她說話？
我剛注意到你醒目的耳朵 I just saw your really distinctive ears.
我剛注意到你醒目的耳朵
你看起來跟以前不一樣 不過很顯然是芙莉卡 You look different, but it's obviously Flicka.
你看起來跟以前不一樣 不過很顯然是芙莉卡
-搞不好讓我感興趣的人是你 -是真的嗎？ Maybe it's you I'm interested in. Is that true?
-搞不好讓我感興趣的人是你 -是真的嗎？
不是，她一定有手機吧？ 一定有 Not really. Look, she must have a cell phone, right? She must.
不是，她一定有手機吧？ 一定有
-算了，這是你們兩個的事情 -我買了機票，我要離開了 Forget it. This is between you two. Look, I got a ticket. I am leaving.
-算了，這是你們兩個的事情 -我買了機票，我要離開了
我要回東岸去了... I'm going back to the East Coast, and that's...
我要回東岸去了...
還是不行？拜托 我只是想跟她說話 No? Come on, I just want to say something to her.
還是不行？拜托 我只是想跟她說話
在我離開之前，跟她說什麼都好 拜托你，幫幫我 Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out.
在我離開之前，跟她說什麼都好 拜托你，幫幫我
-我會後悔的 -不會，你不會後悔的... I'm gonna regret this. No, you're not...
-我會後悔的 -不會，你不會後悔的...
還有，你穿這個套裝看起來很美
...and that is a very smart suit, by the way. 還有，你穿這個套裝看起來很美
It's not here, that's funny. What's funny?
-真奇怪，沒在裏面 -哪裏奇怪了？ It's not here, that's funny. What's funny?
-真奇怪，沒在裏面 -哪裏奇怪了？
Nothing. It's just under her stage name.
沒什麼 她用她的藝名 Nothing. It's just under her stage name.
沒什麼 她用她的藝名
天啊，每個人都有藝名 她的藝名叫什麼？
Oh, God. Everyone's got a stage name. What's her stage name? 天啊，每個人都有藝名 她的藝名叫什麼？
愛米斯，艾莉森愛米斯 Ames. Allison Ames.
愛米斯，艾莉森愛米斯
好，我寫下來好了 然後... Okay, well, I'll just write it down and then...
好，我寫下來好了 然後...
Hey! Say that name again.
嘿！再說一次名字 Hey! Say that name again.
嘿！再說一次名字
-艾莉森愛米斯 -艾莉森愛米斯，愛米斯？ Allison Ames. Allison Ames. A-M-E-S.
-艾莉森愛米斯 -艾莉森愛米斯，愛米斯？
-那是她的藝名 -我剛跟你說啦 That's her stage name. I just said that.
-那是她的藝名 -我剛跟你說啦
那是她信用卡上的名字 That's the name on her credit cards.
那是她信用卡上的名字
-我怎麼會知道呢？ -幹！謝謝，蜜糖，我得走了
How am I supposed to know? Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll. -我怎麼會知道呢？ -幹！謝謝，蜜糖，我得走了
Later.
再見 Later.
再見
這裏是山卓恩公司 請留言 you have reached the offices of Sentron, Inc. Leave a message.
這裏是山卓恩公司 請留言
Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister.
告訴你一件事，派瑞 你的客戶愛米斯是那個小妹 Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister.
告訴你一件事，派瑞 你的客戶愛米斯是那個小妹
Repeat, the little sister.
重複，那個小妹 Repeat, the little sister.
重複，那個小妹
哈夢妮的兩千塊就在那裏
That's where Harmony's 2 grand went. 哈夢妮的兩千塊就在那裏
在你的銀行帳戶裏 你這個愛錢的混蛋 It's in your bank, you overpriced bastard.
在你的銀行帳戶裏 你這個愛錢的混蛋
Her kid sister hired you.
她妹妹雇用你 Her kid sister hired you.
她妹妹雇用你
Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case.
你懂嗎？你的案子跟我的 其實是同一件 Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case.
你懂嗎？你的案子跟我的 其實是同一件
Come on! Get out of my life!
-拜托！ -遠離我的生活！ Come on! Get out of my life!
-拜托！ -遠離我的生活！
I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says...
我現在在機場 碰到了芙莉卡，她說... I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says...
我現在在機場 碰到了芙莉卡，她說...
-我剛是不是夾斷你的手指？ -對
Did I just cut off your finger? Y eah. -我剛是不是夾斷你的手指？ -對
掉在地板上，我不想看 幫我撿起來冰敷 It's on the floor, to my periph... I don't wanna see it. Pick it up, put it on ice.
掉在地板上，我不想看 幫我撿起來冰敷
Thanks.
謝謝 Thanks.
謝謝
你真是天才，哈利 你是個天才 you're a geniys, Harry. you're a geniys.
你真是天才，哈利 你是個天才
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I had to bail on you, but I had to go to work.
天啊，我很抱歉得拋下你 可是我得去上班了 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I had to bail on you, but I had to go to work.
天啊，我很抱歉得拋下你 可是我得去上班了
I am going nuts here. I can 't stop thinking about this.
我快抓狂了 我沒辦法停止想那件事 I am going nuts here. I can 't stop thinking about this.
我快抓狂了 我沒辦法停止想那件事
What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter?
我妹跟維若妮卡戴克斯特 到底有什麼關聯？ What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter?
我妹跟維若妮卡戴克斯特 到底有什麼關聯？
她預知謀殺案會發生，哈利 是她讓你跟派瑞過去案發現場的
She predicted that murder, Harry. She sent you and Perry to that exact spot. 她預知謀殺案會發生，哈利 是她讓你跟派瑞過去案發現場的
整件事都很扯，知道還有什麼 很扯嗎？你夾斷我手指的事！
That whole thing is wild. You know what else is nuts? You cut off my finger! 整件事都很扯，知道還有什麼 很扯嗎？你夾斷我手指的事！
天啊，哈利 我很抱歉，你的手還好嗎？
Oh, God, Harry, I am so sorry about that. How is it? 天啊，哈利 我很抱歉，你的手還好嗎？
It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers.
沒事，都縫好了 醫院有給我止痛藥 It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers.
沒事，都縫好了 醫院有給我止痛藥
Where's Perry? We gotta find him. Perry's coming by here.
-派瑞呢？我們得找到他 -派瑞正要過來 Where's Perry? We gotta find him. Perry's coming by here.
-派瑞呢？我們得找到他 -派瑞正要過來
我在日落酒店的一個派對
I' m working a party on Sunset Plaza. 我在日落酒店的一個派對
Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party?
記得你說過殺手可能出現在 戴克斯特的派對嗎？ Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party?
記得你說過殺手可能出現在 戴克斯特的派對嗎？
Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by.
-那一夥人今晚又出現了 -親愛的，把我加入名單，我會過去 Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by.
-那一夥人今晚又出現了 -親愛的，把我加入名單，我會過去
看看我有沒有辦法攪和一下 拿起我的帽子，看看有沒有人會開槍
I'll see if I can stir up the kettle, stick out my hat, see if anyone shoots at it. 看看我有沒有辦法攪和一下 拿起我的帽子，看看有沒有人會開槍
或許你可以把帽子放到水壺裏...
Maybe you could put the hat in the kettle... 或許你可以把帽子放到水壺裏...
...and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed.
如果他們開槍射的話，會跳起來 哈利，你聽起來像是喝醉了 ...and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed.
如果他們開槍射的話，會跳起來 哈利，你聽起來像是喝醉了
給我地址，我要過去
Give me the address. I'm coming. 給我地址，我要過去
I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol...
我昏昏沉沉地抵達派對現場 因為止痛藥的關系... I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol...
我昏昏沉沉地抵達派對現場 因為止痛藥的關系...
...thinking Harmony's theory wasn 't so crazy.
我覺得哈夢妮的理論 其實也有可能 ...thinking Harmony's theory wasn 't so crazy.
我覺得哈夢妮的理論 其實也有可能
嗨
Hi. 嗨
如果那個小妹是被...
What if little sis had been murdered by the same assholes... 如果那個小妹是被...
殺了維若妮卡戴克斯特的凶手 殺死的呢？
...who offed Veronica Dexter? 殺了維若妮卡戴克斯特的凶手 殺死的呢？
Remember? With the ski masks, those dydes.
記得嗎？ 那些戴著滑雪面具的家夥 Remember? With the ski masks, those dydes.
記得嗎？ 那些戴著滑雪面具的家夥
然後我做了個決定
then and there, I made a decision. 然後我做了個決定
If it fucking killed me, I would not stop...
就算這個決定害死我 我也不會停止... If it fucking killed me, I would not stop...
就算這個決定害死我 我也不會停止...
...yntil I got, like, two more Demerol.
除非再給我兩顆止痛藥 ...yntil I got, like, two more Demerol.
除非再給我兩顆止痛藥
No, serioysly, I was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.I.
不，說真的，我可是在辦案呢 哈利拉克哈特，洛城私家偵探 No, serioysly, I was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.I.
不，說真的，我可是在辦案呢 哈利拉克哈特，洛城私家偵探
I got it. What do you got?
-我拿到了 -拿到什麼？ I got it. What do you got?
-我拿到了 -拿到什麼？
Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox.
剛才我朋友泰芙給我的 她在福斯影視做影片複制的工作 Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox.
剛才我朋友泰芙給我的 她在福斯影視做影片複制的工作
"Lord of the Cock Rings." No, Harry, it's a fake label.
-《斗雞場之王》 -不是啦，哈利，那標簽是假的 "Lord of the Cock Rings." No, Harry, it's a fake label.
-《斗雞場之王》 -不是啦，哈利，那標簽是假的
如果違反著作權法她會被開除 這是強尼葛薩默的電影
Copyright infringement, she'd get fired. It's a Jonny Gossamer movie. 如果違反著作權法她會被開除 這是強尼葛薩默的電影
If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right?
如果珍娜在找她的神秘父親 一定會從這裏開始對不對？ If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right?
如果珍娜在找她的神秘父親 一定會從這裏開始對不對？
-拜托，不要看不起我！ -我沒有
Jesus, don't patronize me! I'm not. -拜托，不要看不起我！ -我沒有
-你看不起我！ -我沒有，我只是覺得好笑
You're patronizing me. No, I'm not. It's just a funny little buzz. -你看不起我！ -我沒有，我只是覺得好笑
我不知道這個是不是你男友...
I don't know if this guy's your boyfriend or not... 我不知道這個是不是你男友...
...but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out.
不過你去廁所的時候 他一直盯著我看 ...but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out.
不過你去廁所的時候 他一直盯著我看
什麼？這些女人是怎麼搞的？
What? What is it out here with these women? 什麼？這些女人是怎麼搞的？
拜托，她們跟別的女人都一樣
Please, they're no different from anywhere else. 拜托，她們跟別的女人都一樣
不一樣，這裏的女人很危險 每一個都很危險
They are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. 不一樣，這裏的女人很危險 每一個都很危險
隨便找個一年跟一百個女生 上床的男人，去查他小時候的背景...
Take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood... 隨便找個一年跟一百個女生 上床的男人，去查他小時候的背景...
大小事情都查 你會發現沒什麼大不了的事情
...dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular. 大小事情都查 你會發現沒什麼大不了的事情
如果是這些女孩當中 一年跟一百個男人上床的女人...
Now, you take one of these gals who sleeps with 100 guys a year... 如果是這些女孩當中 一年跟一百個男人上床的女人...
...and I bet you if you look in their childhood...
我跟你打賭 如果你去查她們的小時候... ...and I bet you if you look in their childhood...
我跟你打賭 如果你去查她們的小時候...
一定會在丹佛查出不可告人的事情
...there's something rothen in Denver. 一定會在丹佛查出不可告人的事情
Denmark. That too. But it's abandonment...
-是丹麥 -都一樣啦，一定是被拋棄... Denmark. That too. But it's abandonment...
-是丹麥 -都一樣啦，一定是被拋棄...
或是被虐待，比如說 「我叔叔把他的那裏放進我的那裏」
...it's abuse. It's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa." 或是被虐待，比如說 「我叔叔把他的那裏放進我的那裏」
然後他們就全都跑來這了
Then they all come out here. 然後他們就全都跑來這了
如果有人把美國東岸拿起來 搖一搖...
It's like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it... 如果有人把美國東岸拿起來 搖一搖...
所有正常的女孩都不會掉下去
...and all the normal girls managed to hang on. 所有正常的女孩都不會掉下去
Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand.
這裏痛恨哈利的人請舉手 Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand.
這裏痛恨哈利的人請舉手
See that? Obedient little bitches too. Fuck you!
-看到沒，她們還很聽話呢 -幹！ See that? Obedient little bitches too. Fuck you!
-看到沒，她們還很聽話呢 -幹！
嘿
Hey. 嘿
好了，我只給你30秒鍾 來嚇我吧
Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds, thrill me. 好了，我只給你30秒鍾 來嚇我吧
（《斗雞場之王》）
好，兩位，演員名單
All right, guys, cast list. 好，兩位，演員名單
拿去，我妹用來請你的信用卡
Catch. That's the credit card my sister used to hire you. 拿去，我妹用來請你的信用卡
（艾莉森愛米斯）
誰參與演出這部曠世鉅片呢？
So who's in this cinematic milestone? 誰參與演出這部曠世鉅片呢？
-有麥可貝克，不知道他是誰 -他是演《仙那度》的演員...
We got a Michael Beck, whoever that is. He's the star of Xanadu, with... -有麥可貝克，不知道他是誰 -他是演《仙那度》的演員...
-還有奧莉維亞紐頓強跟金凱利 -同性戀
...Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly. Gay. -還有奧莉維亞紐頓強跟金凱利 -同性戀
-什麼？ -沒事
What? Nothing. -什麼？ -沒事
派瑞，我知道這聽來不太可能 可是請忍耐一下，好嗎？
Perry, listen up. I know this is a long shot, but indulge me, please. 派瑞，我知道這聽來不太可能 可是請忍耐一下，好嗎？
得把帽子拿下 抱歉，蜜糖，我沒辦法...
We gotta lose the hat. I'm sorry, honey, I can't... 得把帽子拿下 抱歉，蜜糖，我沒辦法...
God, I'm working! I know, but just forget it.
-我在工作耶！ -我知道，別在意 God, I'm working! I know, but just forget it.
-我在工作耶！ -我知道，別在意
不要對我嘻嘻哈哈的 注意看，拜托
Seriously, don't jump all over me. Just pay athention. Watch it, please. 不要對我嘻嘻哈哈的 注意看，拜托
That's Harlan Dexter. What?
-那是哈倫戴克斯特 -什麼？ That's Harlan Dexter. What?
-那是哈倫戴克斯特 -什麼？
-誰是哈...？什麼？ -你們看...
Who's Har...? What? Look, that's... -誰是哈...？什麼？ -你們看...
他看起來比現在年輕了20歲 可是的確是哈倫戴克斯特
He's 20 years younger, but that's Harlan Dexter. 他看起來比現在年輕了20歲 可是的確是哈倫戴克斯特
記得要看警車裏面有誰
Always sees the inside of a police van. 記得要看警車裏面有誰
No way.
不會吧 No way.
不會吧
這感覺很合理 他家有葛斯默的書
This kind of makes sense. He had the Gossamer books at his house. 這感覺很合理 他家有葛斯默的書
他以前是演員沒錯
Used to be an actor. 他以前是演員沒錯
I remember him now. 1980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this.
我想起他了，1980年 天啊，我看到他打扮成那樣 I remember him now. 1980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this.
我想起他了，1980年 天啊，我看到他打扮成那樣
-很年輕 -在哪裏？
Young. Where? -很年輕 -在哪裏？
在印第安那州 他跟電影工作人員去拍電影
In Indiana. He was there with the movie crew. 在印第安那州 他跟電影工作人員去拍電影
記得嗎？我跟你說過他看來很面熟 天啊，這不是真的
Remember, I told you he looked familiar. Oh, God, this can't be true. 記得嗎？我跟你說過他看來很面熟 天啊，這不是真的
你妹一定看了電影 這樣就知道事情後來如何了
And your sister has to have seen this, so you know what it comes down to. 你妹一定看了電影 這樣就知道事情後來如何了
你編了一個關於她 親生父親的故事...
You tell your sister a fairy tale about her real father... 你編了一個關於她 親生父親的故事...
二十年後，你妹到洛杉磯 尋找哈倫戴克斯特
And 20 years later, she comes out to L.A. hunting Harlan Dexter. 二十年後，你妹到洛杉磯 尋找哈倫戴克斯特
我得去麥克阿瑟公園監視一下
I've got a surveillance in MacArthur Park. 我得去麥克阿瑟公園監視一下
得跟蹤一些小妞到半夜 不要給我玩偵探遊戲
I gotta follow some chick around till midnight. Do not play detective. 得跟蹤一些小妞到半夜 不要給我玩偵探遊戲
這不是書的內容 也不是電影情節
This is not a book. This is not a movie. 這不是書的內容 也不是電影情節
我們知道啦 你以為我有那麼笨嗎？
We got it. Do you think I'm stupid? 我們知道啦 你以為我有那麼笨嗎？
我想你根本不知道要靠什麼吃飯...
You wouldn't know where to feed yourself... 我想你根本不知道要靠什麼吃飯...
如果你不靠這張嘴的話 是的，我是覺得你很蠢
...if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. 如果你不靠這張嘴的話 是的，我是覺得你很蠢
哈利，別聽他說的 好嗎？我們的調查已經有進展了
Harry, don't listen to a word he says, all right? We're getting somewhere. 哈利，別聽他說的 好嗎？我們的調查已經有進展了
我明天會打電話給你 現在我要回去工作了
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work. 我明天會打電話給你 現在我要回去工作了
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work.
好
Good. 好
-不好意思 -你好啊，寶貝？你現在感覺如何啊？
Excuse me. What's up, baby? How you feeling? -不好意思 -你好啊，寶貝？你現在感覺如何啊？
-我只是... -一起散個步吧，跟我一起走
I'm just gonna... Come and take a walk. Walk with me. -我只是... -一起散個步吧，跟我一起走
很好，真是贊
Great, this is fucking rich. 很好，真是贊
現在我們聚在一起...
Well, now, here we all are: 現在我們聚在一起...
-就像是麥克跟芥末一樣 -什麼意思啊？
lke, Mike and Mustard. What the hell does that mean? -就像是麥克跟芥末一樣 -什麼意思啊？
我也聽不懂耶 聽起來真怪
I'm with him on this one. That's pretty fucking obscure. 我也聽不懂耶 聽起來真怪
-我常聽到這種說法啊 -是嗎？
I hear that all the time. You do? -我常聽到這種說法啊 -是嗎？
-當然啊 -在哪？1942俱樂部嗎？
Yeah, sure. Where? At the 1942 Club? -當然啊 -在哪？1942俱樂部嗎？
-就因為你聽不懂其中的涵義... -幹！我可以...別激動
Just because you didn't get it... Motherfucker, I could... Slow your roll. -就因為你聽不懂其中的涵義... -幹！我可以...別激動
這真是太扯了，你們想幹嘛？ 帶我離開這裏？這真的是...
This is bullshit. What will you do, take me out here? There's sec... 這真是太扯了，你們想幹嘛？ 帶我離開這裏？這真的是...
-繼續說啊，繼續啊 -你知道我們是何方神聖嗎？
Keep talking. Keep talking. You wanna know who we are? -繼續說啊，繼續啊 -你知道我們是何方神聖嗎？
我是煎鍋，知道嗎？ 我的夥伴呢...
I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here... 我是煎鍋，知道嗎？ 我的夥伴呢...
他就是芥末 我是芥末，寶貝
He's Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby. 他就是芥末 我是芥末，寶貝
-好 -他可是很火爆的
Sure. He's the fire. -好 -他可是很火爆的
Sure. He's the fire.
-幹！芥末先生 -又來了
Fuck you, Mr. Mustard. Here we go. -幹！芥末先生 -又來了
我跟我的夥伴被你搞的很困惑 比如說...
Now, me and my man, we're puzzled lately by your behavior, such as... 我跟我的夥伴被你搞的很困惑 比如說...
為什麼你這樣一個聰明的人 會跟一個同性戀搞在一起？
Such as why is a savvy, stand-up cat like yourself consorting with gay men? 為什麼你這樣一個聰明的人 會跟一個同性戀搞在一起？
為什麼會在湖邊出現呢？ 到底是為了什麼？
Frolicking in the lake together. What is that? 為什麼會在湖邊出現呢？ 到底是為了什麼？
你們是戴面具的家夥
You're the guys who were wearing the masks. 你們是戴面具的家夥
-你不能問問題 -別問問題
You don't ask the questions. Don't ask questions. -你不能問問題 -別問問題
啊，你把我的手指弄斷了！ 我才剛縫好的！拜托！
God, you just tore up my fucking finger! I just got this fixed. Jesus! 啊，你把我的手指弄斷了！ 我才剛縫好的！拜托！
紐約一定找的到醫生幫你弄好的
I bet there's a doctor in New York, clear that shit right up. 紐約一定找的到醫生幫你弄好的
弄得好好的
Clear it right up. 弄得好好的
洛杉磯不需要你了，兄弟
L.A. don't want you no more, tough guy. 洛杉磯不需要你了，兄弟
知道嗎？
All right? 知道嗎？
-到醫院還要多久？ -五分鍾
How much further to the hospital? Five minutes away. -到醫院還要多久？ -五分鍾
跟我說話，我們高中時候的吉祥物 是誰扮的？
Talk to me. Our mascot, back in high school, who was it? 跟我說話，我們高中時候的吉祥物 是誰扮的？
拜托，哈利，跟我說話
Come on, Harry, stay with me. 拜托，哈利，跟我說話
（安布裏武士）
白鬼，白馬王子 白鬼
Whitey, the white knight. Whitey. 白鬼，白馬王子 白鬼
叫他騎士應該比較好
I guess it's better than calling him "Knighty." 叫他騎士應該比較好
那就變成白馬騎士 很快就會再見、永別啦
Then it'd be Knighty Knight. Soon it'd be Toodles, and then Ta-Ta. 那就變成白馬騎士 很快就會再見、永別啦
-這樣聽起來很娘 -哈利，他們在那裏，12點鍾方向
It's very emasculating. Harry, that's them. Twelve o'clock. -這樣聽起來很娘 -哈利，他們在那裏，12點鍾方向
你說是一個黑人跟白人？
You said it's a black guy and a white guy? 你說是一個黑人跟白人？
沒錯，打電話給警察
You're right. Get the plate, call the cops. 沒錯，打電話給警察
-讓我找只筆 -不要，小心看路啊
Let me find a pen. No. Whatever. Watch the road. -讓我找只筆 -不要，小心看路啊
你要不要慢一點
Are we slowing down? 你要不要慢一點
-不要，我在找筆 -你在跟蹤他們？最好是不要
No, I'm getting a pen. Are you following them? better not be. -不要，我在找筆 -你在跟蹤他們？最好是不要
-告訴我你沒有在跟蹤他們 -我要帶你去醫院啦
Tell me you're not following them. I'm taking you to the hospital. -告訴我你沒有在跟蹤他們 -我要帶你去醫院啦
-該死，他們轉彎了 -什麼？
Oh, shit. They're turning. What? -該死，他們轉彎了 -什麼？
該死
Holy shit. 該死
（麥克阿瑟公園）
派瑞工作的地方，這是個騙局 他們要去麥克阿瑟公園找派瑞！
Perry's stakeout. It's a setup. They're going to MacArthur Park after Perry! 派瑞工作的地方，這是個騙局 他們要去麥克阿瑟公園找派瑞！
等等！我手指頭要掉下來了 我們得先解決這個問題
Wait a second! My finger's hanging off. We gotta move on this. 等等！我手指頭要掉下來了 我們得先解決這個問題
我們得去救派瑞，很快
We're gonna go save Perry, really quickly. 我們得去救派瑞，很快
然後再去縫你的手指頭
Then we'll go fix your finger. 然後再去縫你的手指頭
我們就跑去跟派瑞說，小心啊 然後就上車，好嗎？
It'll be like, "Hey, Perry, look out." Boom, back in the car. All right? 我們就跑去跟派瑞說，小心啊 然後就上車，好嗎？
-可以嗎？ -好吧，真是累人
Cool? Yeah. This is exhausting. -可以嗎？ -好吧，真是累人
沒錯！好了，哈利
Bingo. All right. All right, Harry. 沒錯！好了，哈利
12點鍾方向，他們在那裏 其中一個正在走路
Twelve o'clock, that's them. One of them is on foot. 12點鍾方向，他們在那裏 其中一個正在走路
天啊，哈利，如果我把鑰匙留給你 你可以自己開車去醫院嗎？
God, Harry. Shit, if I leave the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital? 天啊，哈利，如果我把鑰匙留給你 你可以自己開車去醫院嗎？
-當然可以 -很好
Oh, yeah, sure. All right, good. -當然可以 -很好
-我拿了你給我的槍 -什麼？
I got the gun you gave me. You what? -我拿了你給我的槍 -什麼？
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
你想去哪裏？
Now, where you going? 你想去哪裏？
不...不要抵抗
No, no, no. Don't fight it. 不...不要抵抗
別掙紮了，寶貝
Let it happen, baby. 別掙紮了，寶貝
派瑞！
Perry! 派瑞！
派瑞，小心！ 該死！轉身！
Perry, watch out! Goddamn it, turn around! 派瑞，小心！ 該死！轉身！
賤貨！
Son of a bitch! 賤貨！
這個白癡！混蛋！
How about that, you fucking animals! Goddamn cocksuckers. 這個白癡！混蛋！
-派瑞 -你從哪兒冒出來的？
Perry. Where the hell did you come from? -派瑞 -你從哪兒冒出來的？
-他逃走了 -沒關系，你做的很好
He got away. It's okay. You did good. -他逃走了 -沒關系，你做的很好
-我沒有辦法射到他，派瑞 -你做的很好，做的很好
I couldn't shoot him, Perry. Oh, God. You did fine. You did fine. -我沒有辦法射到他，派瑞 -你做的很好，做的很好
我們得快點走
We gotta go now. 我們得快點走
哈囉？
Hello? 哈囉？
有人在家嗎？
Anyone home? 有人在家嗎？
哈囉？
Hello? 哈囉？
有人在家嗎？ 我受傷了，哈囉
Anyone home? I got an injury problem. Hello. 有人在家嗎？ 我受傷了，哈囉
好，重要的事情先來 得把車給丟了
All right, first things first. You've gotta ditch that car. 好，重要的事情先來 得把車給丟了
我知道，我知道，我...
I know, I know. I've... 我知道，我知道，我...
我知道你說事情會有嚴重的後果 可是...
I know you said that there was gonna be consequences, but fuck. 我知道你說事情會有嚴重的後果 可是...
我看到他被開槍打死
I saw him shot to death. 我看到他被開槍打死
-我很害怕 -沒關系
I was scared. Look, it's okay, yeah. -我很害怕 -沒關系
我們可以談一談，好嗎？
We can absolutely talk about it, all right? 我們可以談一談，好嗎？
謝謝，謝謝你
Thank you. Thank you so much. 謝謝，謝謝你
我不是要批評你的老板 我心存感激，只是...
It's nothing against your boss. I'm grateful. I just... 我不是要批評你的老板 我心存感激，只是...
我跟他談過了
I spoke to him. 我跟他談過了
I spoke to him.
不會再讓你經曆這種事情了
You'll never have to go through anything like that again. 不會再讓你經曆這種事情了
我發誓
I swear. 我發誓
I swear.
你保證？
Promise? 你保證？
對
Yep. 對
Yep.
你是誰？
Who are you? 你是誰？
Who are you?
你是誰？
Who are you? 你是誰？
Who are you?
誰？
Who...? 誰？
Who...?
嘿
Well, hey. 嘿
Well, hey.
你還在這兒啊，兄弟
So you still here, huh, tough guy? 你還在這兒啊，兄弟
喔，這次帶了把槍過來
Oh, you got a gun, I see. 喔，這次帶了把槍過來
Oh, you got a gun, I see.
你還真是強悍啊
Well, damn, you are tough. 你還真是強悍啊
Well, damn, you are tough.
抱歉了
Sorry. 抱歉了
Sorry.
幹！
Fuck. 幹！
嘿，嘿！
Hey. Hey! 嘿，嘿！
坐下
Sit. 坐下
Sit.
-幹嘛？ -你在哪裏？
Yeah? What? Where the hell are you? -幹嘛？ -你在哪裏？
Yeah? What? Where the hell are you?
我跟其中一個綁匪在一起 我開槍把他打死了
I'm with one of the kidnappers. One of them, anyhow. I shot him. He's dead. 我跟其中一個綁匪在一起 我開槍把他打死了
過來這裏！
Come here, you fuck. 過來這裏！
Come here, you fuck.
把地方清理幹淨 然後馬上離開
Wipe the place clean and get out of there. 把地方清理幹淨 然後馬上離開
Wipe the place clean and get out of there.
我也想，可是不行
I want to, but I can't. 我也想，可是不行
I want to, but I can't.
-快點行動 -我的指紋在這裏啊，在狗的身上
So do it. My fingerprint's here. The dog's got it. -快點行動 -我的指紋在這裏啊，在狗的身上
-沒有人會采狗的指紋啦 -他把我的指頭咬掉了，混帳...
No one 's gonna dyst the fucking dog. He's got the finger, asshole... -沒有人會采狗的指紋啦 -他把我的指頭咬掉了，混帳...
-就是有指紋的那個地方 -拿手指、殺了狗，然後離開！
...with the print part. Get the finger, kill the dog, get oyt. -就是有指紋的那個地方 -拿手指、殺了狗，然後離開！
等等
Hang on. 等等
Hang on.
該死，我想...
Shit. Well, I think... 該死，我想...
我想我們安全了
I think we' re safe. 我想我們安全了
哈利？
Harry? 哈利？
Harry?
-哈利？ -嘿，派瑞，我殺了一個人
Harry? Hey, Perry, I shot a guy. -哈利？ -嘿，派瑞，我殺了一個人
我從來沒殺過人
I never did that before. 我從來沒殺過人
I never did that before.
哈利，聽著...
Harry, listen... 哈利，聽著...
Harry, listen...
-警察把銀湖屋子裏發現的東西...
link to the items foynd in the Silver Lake home... -警察把銀湖屋子裏發現的東西...
跟社交名媛維若妮卡戴克斯特的 綁架謀殺案連結在一起
...to the kidnap-murder of socialite Veronica Dexter. 跟社交名媛維若妮卡戴克斯特的 綁架謀殺案連結在一起
警察認為綁匪之間起了內哄...
Police theorize a falling oyt between the kidnappers... 警察認為綁匪之間起了內哄...
導致至少兩人死亡 今晚可能又增加了第三個
...resylting in at least two deaths, and possibly a third tonight. 導致至少兩人死亡 今晚可能又增加了第三個
今天晚上的強尼葛薩默夠精采嗎？
So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you? 今天晚上的強尼葛薩默夠精采嗎？
說實話 強尼葛薩默的結局比較精采
T o tell you the truth, Jonny Gossamer always has a way bigger ending. 說實話 強尼葛薩默的結局比較精采
劇情一定會安排一個角色受到折磨
There's always the part where the guy gets tortured. 劇情一定會安排一個角色受到折磨
是啊，折磨，然後他會掙脫 最後殺了16個人之類的
Yeah, tortured, sure. Then he usually breaks free and shoots, like, 16 guys. 是啊，折磨，然後他會掙脫 最後殺了16個人之類的
沒錯，16個人，每次都是16個 真有趣
Yeah, 16 guys. It's always 16. That's funny. 沒錯，16個人，每次都是16個 真有趣
所以事情已經解決了吧？ 他們說綁匪都死光了，所以...
So this thing, it's over, right? They say the kidnappers are all dead, so... 所以事情已經解決了吧？ 他們說綁匪都死光了，所以...
哈利，如果說我沒有疑問的話...
Well, Harry, I'd be lying to you if I didn't say... 哈利，如果說我沒有疑問的話...
那就是在說謊
...that I still didn't have a few questions. 那就是在說謊
哈夢妮的妹妹
Harmony's sister. 哈夢妮的妹妹
Harmony's sister.
如果她是不小心發現一樁謀殺案 為什麼要雇用我？
If she stumbles on a murder plot, why hire me to film it? 如果她是不小心發現一樁謀殺案 為什麼要雇用我？
-為什麼不直接去報警？ -對啊，我還是覺得...
Why not simply go to the police? Right. And I still think... -為什麼不直接去報警？ -對啊，我還是覺得...
維若妮卡戴克斯特跟她爸的事情 有點詭異
...this Veronica Dexter father-daughter business is wanky. 維若妮卡戴克斯特跟她爸的事情 有點詭異
跟她爸重修舊好的事情
So the whole reconcilement thing? 跟她爸重修舊好的事情
是和好啦，笨蛋！
"Reconciliation," idiot. 是和好啦，笨蛋！
"Reconciliation," idiot.
她回美國、撤銷告訴 然後搬去跟她爸一起住
She comes back to the States, drops the lawsuit, moves in with her father. 她回美國、撤銷告訴 然後搬去跟她爸一起住
-突然之間他們就感情好到分不開？ -這是什麼意思？
Suddenly they're inseparable? So, what are you saying? -突然之間他們就感情好到分不開？ -這是什麼意思？
我們還要更深入調查？
We're gonna, like, probe deeper? 我們還要更深入調查？
-當然不是 -什麼？
Absolutely not. What? -當然不是 -什麼？
Absolutely not. What?
你到底在說什麼？ 我妹妹付錢請你啊
What are you talking about? My sister paid you. 你到底在說什麼？ 我妹妹付錢請你啊
-你准備落跑？ -哈夢妮...
What, you' re gonna bail? Harmony... -你准備落跑？ -哈夢妮...
你想要回你妹的錢嗎？ 沒問題
...do you want your sister's money back? Done. 你想要回你妹的錢嗎？ 沒問題
不過同時也別再插手了
In the meantime, back off. 不過同時也別再插手了
免得你把我跟哈利害死
Before you get me and Harry killed. 免得你把我跟哈利害死
不好意思
Pardon me. 不好意思
Pardon me.
嘿，我的運氣還不錯 他們給我同一個房間
Hey, I lucked out. They gave me the same room. 嘿，我的運氣還不錯 他們給我同一個房間
-真幸運 -房間還不錯耶，要上來嗎？
Lucky you. It's pretty good. You wanna come up? -真幸運 -房間還不錯耶，要上來嗎？
不，我不要 為什麼我要上去？
No, I don't wanna come up. Why would I go up there? 不，我不要 為什麼我要上去？
-他們已經清理過了 -車子快來了，我要走了，天啊
They cleaned it. The car is coming. I'm going. Jesus. -他們已經清理過了 -車子快來了，我要走了，天啊
你知道嗎，哈利？不准走！
You know what, Harry? Stop. 你知道嗎，哈利？不准走！
You know what, Harry? Stop.
你為什麼要對我說謊？
Why'd you lie to me? 你為什麼要對我說謊？
那是留在你身邊的借口 所以我想，說點謊...
It was an excuse to stay around you. So I think, in the realm of lies... 那是留在你身邊的借口 所以我想，說點謊...
你真是個大白癡
You are such a dumb-ass. 你真是個大白癡
-我不是你想像的那種人，哈利 -我想像你是怎麼樣的人呢？
I am so not who you think I am, Harry. And who would that be? -我不是你想像的那種人，哈利 -我想像你是怎麼樣的人呢？
你覺得我...覺得我很美好
You think I'm... You think I'm amazing. 你覺得我...覺得我很美好
沒錯，你覺得我很棒很美好...
You do. You think I'm so amazing... 沒錯，你覺得我很棒很美好...
因為我跟你說我很棒
...because that's who I told you I'd be. 因為我跟你說我很棒
但是那只是我的理想
Yeah, that was the game plan. 但是那只是我的理想
Yeah, that was the game plan.
-你成功啦 -沒有人這麼認為
You know what? It worked. No one else thinks so. -你成功啦 -沒有人這麼認為
-我這樣認為不算嗎？ -不算
My opinion doesn't count? No, it doesn't. -我這樣認為不算嗎？ -不算
因為你才剛來這裏
Because you're new here. 因為你才剛來這裏
Because you're new here.
看看四周 一堆比我年輕又漂亮的女生
Look around, there's younger and better. 看看四周 一堆比我年輕又漂亮的女生
我不要年輕漂亮的女生 我要你
I don't want younger and better, I want you. 我不要年輕漂亮的女生 我要你
我真是蠢，抱歉 你知道嗎...
I'm such a moron. I'm sorry. You know what... 我真是蠢，抱歉 你知道嗎...
-沒關系，我要走了... -我是個笨蛋
It doesn't mather, I'm going. Look, just... I'm such an idiot. -沒關系，我要走了... -我是個笨蛋
我是小偷
I steal shit. 我是小偷
-什麼？ -我靠偷東西維生
Come again? That's what I do for a living. -什麼？ -我靠偷東西維生
我專門偷視聽設備
I steal audio-visual components. 我專門偷視聽設備
I steal audio-visual components.
我是小偷，我搶劫了一個房子 偷了這只表
I steal. I robbed a house. I stole this watch. 我是小偷，我搶劫了一個房子 偷了這只表
這只表很酷，會發亮 我還在大廳偷了口香糖...
It's a cool watch. It's got this little light thing. I stole this gum... 這只表很酷，會發亮 我還在大廳偷了口香糖...
因為時間有點趕
...from the lobby, because it was kind of a rush. 因為時間有點趕
我從來都是半途而廢 生命中每個階段都一樣
I've never finished anything that I've started my entire life. 我從來都是半途而廢 生命中每個階段都一樣
我沒念完書、沒有結婚 我一無所有
Not school, not marriage, nothing. 我沒念完書、沒有結婚 我一無所有
我就是這樣什麼事情都...
And I have this thing where, like halfway in the middle, I just... 我就是這樣什麼事情都...
半途而廢
...and I cut and run. 半途而廢
就像那天晚上 你碰我的時候...
Like the other night when you were all over me... 就像那天晚上 你碰我的時候...
後來你決定放棄，就只有...
...and you gave up and just went for it with... 後來你決定放棄，就只有...
沒錯，我轉移目標到你那個醜朋友身上 淳樸的朋友，她不醜
Prime example. I switched to the ugly friend. Homely friend. She's not ugly. 沒錯，我轉移目標到你那個醜朋友身上 淳樸的朋友，她不醜
她很淳樸
She's homely. 她很淳樸
She's homely.
別走，拜托
Don't go. Please. 別走，拜托
現在還不要走
Not yet. 現在還不要走
Not yet.
事情還沒結束
This isn't finished. 事情還沒結束
This isn't finished.
-轉過身 -為什麼？
Turn around. Why? -轉過身 -為什麼？
Turn around. Why?
-轉過身就對了 -怎樣？衣服的標簽跑出來了？
Just turn around. What, my tag's out? -轉過身就對了 -怎樣？衣服的標簽跑出來了？
-這個爛地方有酒吧吧？ -沒錯
This dump have a bar? Yeah. -這個爛地方有酒吧吧？ -沒錯
-從現在開始請叫我滑頭 -真是了不起
Call me "Slick" from here on out. That was such a good job. -從現在開始請叫我滑頭 -真是了不起
你還偷了真多口香糖
You snagged a ton of gum. 你還偷了真多口香糖
-偷這種小東西... -喔，哈利...
I mean, petty theft... Oh, Harry. -偷這種小東西... -喔，哈利...
我不該喝最後那一杯龍舌蘭
I really didn't need that last shot of tequila. 我不該喝最後那一杯龍舌蘭
天啊
Oh, God. 天啊
我有個瘋狂的想法
I just had a weird thought. 我有個瘋狂的想法
I just had a weird thought.
維若妮卡戴克斯特，我近距離看到她 而且我還拖著她的屍體
Veronica Dexter. I saw the body up close. Hell, I carried the damn thing. 維若妮卡戴克斯特，我近距離看到她 而且我還拖著她的屍體
那兩次她的身體都是濕透的 所以很透明，所以...
Both times, the dress was soaked through, so it was transparent. So... 那兩次她的身體都是濕透的 所以很透明，所以...
天啊，哈利 你想說什麼？
God, Harry, where are you going with this? 天啊，哈利 你想說什麼？
God, Harry, where are you going with this?
沒...沒有啦，只是...
No, no, no. It's just... 沒...沒有啦，只是...
No, no, no. It's just...
派瑞說那個小妞相信 重生之類的事情
Perry said this chick was deep into the born-again bit... 派瑞說那個小妞相信 重生之類的事情
所以如果她有穿上內衣的話...
...so it's probably nothing, but just if she had on underwear... 所以如果她有穿上內衣的話...
我是沒看到啦
...I didn't see any. 我是沒看到啦
-我睡在沙發上吧 -好，謝謝
I guess I'm taking the couch. Yeah. Thanks. -我睡在沙發上吧 -好，謝謝
你也可以睡這裏 不過就只是單純的睡覺，哈利
Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry. 你也可以睡這裏 不過就只是單純的睡覺，哈利
希望你不會覺得失望
If that's gonna frustrate you. 希望你不會覺得失望
等著看吧
Let's see. 等著看吧
Let's see.
喔，哈利
Oh, Harry. 喔，哈利
Oh, Harry.
好久不見
So long ago. 好久不見
So long ago.
結果事情並不如我們預期，對吧？
Didn't really turn out the way we hoped, did it? 結果事情並不如我們預期，對吧？
我想如果我絞盡腦汁 應該可以想到最不該去的地方
I guess if I racked my brain, I could think of worse places to be. 我想如果我絞盡腦汁 應該可以想到最不該去的地方
-是嗎，白鬼？ -白鬼？
Is that so, Whitey? Whitey? -是嗎，白鬼？ -白鬼？
-你是想說我是白馬王子嗎？ -或許吧
Calling me a knight? Maybe, yeah. -你是想說我是白馬王子嗎？ -或許吧
Calling me a knight? Maybe, yeah.
除了你的那話兒 並不是太英勇呢
Except for the boner. That's not too knightly. 除了你的那話兒 並不是太英勇呢
Except for the boner. That's not too knightly.
怎麼會 它每個晚上跟大部分的早上都很英勇
The hell it isn't. Actually, it's nightly and most mornings. 怎麼會 它每個晚上跟大部分的早上都很英勇
幹！我不是王子，抱歉
Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry. 幹！我不是王子，抱歉
Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry.
我在想... 我要抓狂了，所以我想或許...
I'm thinking... I'm going nuts, so I think maybe... 我在想... 我要抓狂了，所以我想或許...
I'm thinking... I'm going nuts, so I think maybe...
-這張沙發還不錯 -什麼？拜托，哈利
...the couch is good. What? Stop. Harry. -這張沙發還不錯 -什麼？拜托，哈利
...the couch is good. What? Stop. Harry.
不然我可以繼續喝酒 喝到醉倒為止
Or I can keep drinking until it goes away. 不然我可以繼續喝酒 喝到醉倒為止
Or I can keep drinking until it goes away.
哈利，我是說真的 如果你感覺不舒服...
Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable... 哈利，我是說真的 如果你感覺不舒服...
Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable...
我很願意想辦法幫忙
...I am more than happy to do something. 我很願意想辦法幫忙
...I am more than happy to do something.
-拜托，不用了 -為什麼不用？
For chrissake, no. Why not? -拜托，不用了 -為什麼不用？
For chrissake, no. Why not?
我不希望你抱著同情的心態
I don't want you to offer it as... Not, "It's a courtesy freebie." 我不希望你抱著同情的心態
-你真的很直接耶 -我不想要當備胎
You're so anal. I don't want the backup: -你真的很直接耶 -我不想要當備胎
You're so anal. I don't want the backup:
我不要你心裏想著 「讓我幫你一把...」
"Let me just give you a hand here"... 我不要你心裏想著 「讓我幫你一把...」
"Let me just give you a hand here"...
我不要當備胎
...as a kind of, like, default backup thing. 我不要當備胎
你不會再打電話給我了
You're gonna stop calling me. 你不會再打電話給我了
不，那是不可能的
No. You know, that's crazy. 不，那是不可能的
No. You know, that's crazy.
我對天發誓，就是你了
I swear to God, this is it. 我對天發誓，就是你了
I swear to God, this is it.
你是我的夢中情人 一直都是
You are the dream girl. You always have been. 你是我的夢中情人 一直都是
You are the dream girl. You always have been.
這是命中注定
This is destiny. 這是命中注定
This is destiny.
好
Okay. 好
Okay.
在這之前...
Before we do this... 在這之前...
我有件事情要跟你懺悔
...I have a little confession to make. 我有件事情要跟你懺悔
...I have a little confession to make.
我的好朋友！你說你只是去他家 跟他說再見而已
My best friend! You said you were going to drop by his house, wave goodbye. 我的好朋友！你說你只是去他家 跟他說再見而已
我那時候要出發到洛杉磯 再也沒機會看到他了...
I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him... 我那時候要出發到洛杉磯 再也沒機會看到他了...
I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him...
-他看起來很悲傷 -他看起來很悲傷？
He looked sad. He looked sad? -他看起來很悲傷 -他看起來很悲傷？
He looked sad. He looked sad?
-對啊 -你跟休可查尼上床？
Yes, he did. You slept with Chook Chutney. -對啊 -你跟休可查尼上床？
Yes, he did. You slept with Chook Chutney.
幹！拜托，哈利 都幾百年前的事情了
Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago. 幹！拜托，哈利 都幾百年前的事情了
Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago.
拜托 我那時候跟現在不一樣
Come on, I was a different person back then. 拜托 我那時候跟現在不一樣
Come on, I was a different person back then.
-你跟休可查尼上床，天啊 -拜托
You slept with Chook. Excuse me. Come on. -你跟休可查尼上床，天啊 -拜托
You slept with Chook. Excuse me. Come on.
-注意你的手 -哈利！
Watch your hand. Harry! -注意你的手 -哈利！
Watch your hand. Harry!
-哈囉 -哈利，她有被強暴嗎？
Yeah. Harry, was she raped? -哈囉 -哈利，她有被強暴嗎？
那個戴克斯特，她有被強暴嗎？
The Dexter girl, was she raped? 那個戴克斯特，她有被強暴嗎？
The Dexter girl, was she raped?
沒有，驗屍報告說 沒有被強暴的跡象
No, the ME's report showed no indication of rape stuff. 沒有，驗屍報告說 沒有被強暴的跡象
你跟休可查尼上床
You slept with Chook Chutney. 你跟休可查尼上床
You slept with Chook Chutney.
強尼葛薩默驚悚片 你不會想要住在那裏
（第四天 謀殺的簡單藝術）
醒醒，哈利，醒醒啊
Wake up. Harry, wake up. 醒醒，哈利，醒醒啊
-起來 -怎麼了？
Get up. What's up? -起來 -怎麼了？
Get up. What's up?
哈夢妮碰到麻煩了，快去換衣服
Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed. 哈夢妮碰到麻煩了，快去換衣服
Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed.
走吧
Let's go. 走吧
Let's go.
派瑞，是我，聽著 維若妮卡戴克斯特那件案子很糟
Perry, it's me. Listen, this Veronica Dexter business stinks. 派瑞，是我，聽著 維若妮卡戴克斯特那件案子很糟
我要去查一些哈利說的事情
I'm gonna go check on something Harry said. 我要去查一些哈利說的事情
I'm gonna go check on something Harry said.
打電話給我 如果我是對的，你就完了
Call me. If I'm right, you 'll shit. 打電話給我 如果我是對的，你就完了
Call me. If I'm right, you 'll shit.
-你對她說了什麼？ -沒什麼啊
What did you say to her? Nothing. -你對她說了什麼？ -沒什麼啊
What did you say to her? Nothing.
-我不知道到底發生什麼事情 -她開謎團了
I don't get what's happening. She solved this thing. -我不知道到底發生什麼事情 -她開謎團了
你那羞答答的小妞 解開了案子的謎團，我現在找不到她
That sly little minx of yours has solved this case, and now I can't find her. 你那羞答答的小妞 解開了案子的謎團，我現在找不到她
-你擔心嗎？ -你不擔心啊？
You're worried. You're not worried? -你擔心嗎？ -你不擔心啊？
You're worried. You're not worried?
我當然擔心 如果你擔心的話，我是應該擔心
Of course. If you are, I should be. 我當然擔心 如果你擔心的話，我是應該擔心
Of course. If you are, I should be.
你到底說了什麼？ 快點想
Now, what did you say? Think. 你到底說了什麼？ 快點想
Now, what did you say? Think.
-你說了有關於那件案子的事情 -對...
You said something about the case. Yeah. Yeah. -你說了有關於那件案子的事情 -對...
說什麼？
What? 說什麼？
What?
我說了關於命中注定的事情 他搖著頭
I tell him about destiny. He 's shaking his head. 我說了關於命中注定的事情 他搖著頭
關於夢中情人的事，他不在乎 我提到了內衣的事情
about dream girls, he doesn 't care. I mention the ynderwear thing... 關於夢中情人的事，他不在乎 我提到了內衣的事情
他很生氣
...he has a fucking conniption. 他很生氣
...he has a fucking conniption.
你們呢，電影觀眾？
And you? How about it, filmgoer? 你們呢，電影觀眾？
And you? How about it, filmgoer?
（哈倫戴克斯特 精神治療中心）
你們解開了洛杉磯謀殺案嗎？
Have you solved the case of the dead people in L. A? 你們解開了洛杉磯謀殺案嗎？
時代廣場的觀眾 不要對著銀幕大叫
times Sqyare aydiences, don 't shout at the screen. 時代廣場的觀眾 不要對著銀幕大叫
不要再找碴 因為情況只會更糟
And stop picking at that, it'll just get worse. 不要再找碴 因為情況只會更糟
-一下子就好 -好
This won't take a second. Right. -一下子就好 -好
嗨，你今晚好嗎？
Hi. How are you doing tonight? 嗨，你今晚好嗎？
他們把我的蟋蟀給人了
They gave away my crickets. 他們把我的蟋蟀給人了
They gave away my crickets.
不好意思 你有沒有看過這個女人？
Excuse me, you wouldn't, by chance, happen to have seen this woman? 不好意思 你有沒有看過這個女人？
沒有，我不喜歡他 克特科本拿走我的蟋蟀
No. I don't like him. Kurt Cobain, he took my cricket. 沒有，我不喜歡他 克特科本拿走我的蟋蟀
對，真是令人難過
Of course. That's sad. 對，真是令人難過
Of course. That's sad.
女士，希望你不要介意 我想問你...
Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you... 女士，希望你不要介意 我想問你...
在醫院的藍色袍子裏面 有沒有穿內衣
...if you're wearing anything at all underneath your hospital blues. 在醫院的藍色袍子裏面 有沒有穿內衣
有沒有穿內衣或內褲 這很重要
Any undergarments. It's important. 有沒有穿內衣或內褲 這很重要
那是很重要的線索 維若妮卡戴克斯特是這家醫院的病人
That's the clue. Veronica Dexter was a patient here. 那是很重要的線索 維若妮卡戴克斯特是這家醫院的病人
私人精神治療中心 再乖的女生來這裏都不穿內衣褲的
Private mental clinic, where even nice girls don't wear undies. 私人精神治療中心 再乖的女生來這裏都不穿內衣褲的
她怎麼可能住在這裏 又同時參加那麼多派對？
How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties? 她怎麼可能住在這裏 又同時參加那麼多派對？
動動腦，她先是恨她爸，後來又愛他 先是提起告訴，後來又撤銷，為什麼？
Think. First she hates her dad, then loves him. Has a lawsuit, withdraws it. Why? 動動腦，她先是恨她爸，後來又愛他 先是提起告訴，後來又撤銷，為什麼？
-我告訴你原因 -喔，天啊
I'll tell you why. Oh, my God. -我告訴你原因 -喔，天啊
天啊 所以有兩個不同的女生，對吧？
Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right? 天啊 所以有兩個不同的女生，對吧？
Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right?
他把女兒關到這裏 然後派個假冒的到外頭
He stashed his daughter in here, and then he put the ringer on the street. 他把女兒關到這裏 然後派個假冒的到外頭
因為他需要一個像她的人 撤銷告訴
He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint. 因為他需要一個像她的人 撤銷告訴
-已經10年了 -這真是太瘋狂了
It's been 10 years. This is nuts. -已經10年了 -這真是太瘋狂了
It's been 10 years. This is nuts.
-根本就是葛薩默書裏的劇情 -當然啊...
It's right out of a Gossamer book. Of course... -根本就是葛薩默書裏的劇情 -當然啊...
It's right out of a Gossamer book. Of course...
設計整個犯罪案件的人 擁有葛薩默所有的著作
...because the guy who planned the crimes has all the books. 設計整個犯罪案件的人 擁有葛薩默所有的著作
他讀了所有的書，那些書都在他家 而且他還參與了...
He's read them all. They're in his house. Plus, he was in that piece of shit... 他讀了所有的書，那些書都在他家 而且他還參與了...
那個電影演出
...movie. 那個電影演出
...movie.
你是說那個假冒的女生...
You're telling me the girl imposter... 你是說那個假冒的女生...
You're telling me the girl imposter...
一個挺而走險的男人需要一個 假冒的女兒
A desperate man needs a replacement daughter. 一個挺而走險的男人需要一個 假冒的女兒
A desperate man needs a replacement daughter.
然後一個女孩出現了 哈夢妮的妹妹
Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister. 然後一個女孩出現了 哈夢妮的妹妹
Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister.
-剛下公車，要尋找她的父親 -我想我找到冒牌貨了
Fresh off the bus, looking for her dad. I'd say I found my imposter. -剛下公車，要尋找她的父親 -我想我找到冒牌貨了
離開這裏吧
Let's get out of here. 離開這裏吧
Let's get out of here.
-那她去了哪裏呢？ -閉嘴，我正在思考
So where did she go from here? Shut up, I'm thinking. -那她去了哪裏呢？ -閉嘴，我正在思考
對了，這件事情
By the way, this thing: 對了，這件事情
By the way, this thing:
是你做過最娘的事情
Single gayest thing you've ever done. 是你做過最娘的事情
Single gayest thing you've ever done.
-晚安，各位 -嗨，我們徹底的迷路了
Evening, gentlemen. Hi, we are so incredibly lost. -晚安，各位 -嗨，我們徹底的迷路了
Evening, gentlemen. Hi, we are so incredibly lost.
凡史卓克先生，哈囉
Mr. Van Shrike, hello. 凡史卓克先生，哈囉
Mr. Van Shrike, hello.
你們看起來很冷 進來吧
You look chilly. Come back inside. 你們看起來很冷 進來吧
You look chilly. Come back inside.
我是從東岸來的 很習慣冷冷的天氣
I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold. 我是從東岸來的 很習慣冷冷的天氣
I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold.
-幹！那是他說的 -不然我可以在這裏把你殺了
Fuck! He's the one who said it. Or I can kill you here. -幹！那是他說的 -不然我可以在這裏把你殺了
哈利，我想的是 真實跟虛構之間的關系
Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction. 哈利，我想的是 真實跟虛構之間的關系
Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction.
比如說在電影裏面，如果一個人 拿把槍抵在一個蠢蛋背後跟他說
Like in the movies, when a guy sticks a gun at some schmuck's back and says: 比如說在電影裏面，如果一個人 拿把槍抵在一個蠢蛋背後跟他說
-「散個步吧」，就代表他有了人質 -我看過那部電影
"Let's take a walk." He's got a hostage. I've seen that movie. -「散個步吧」，就代表他有了人質 -我看過那部電影
"Let's take a walk." He's got a hostage. I've seen that movie.
在現實生活中，那樣的職業綁匪 應該會保持五英尺的距離
In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation. 在現實生活中，那樣的職業綁匪 應該會保持五英尺的距離
In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation.
這樣那個蠢蛋才沒機會搶到槍 反過來把綁匪給斃了
That's so the schmuck doesn't take the gun back and make him eat it. 這樣那個蠢蛋才沒機會搶到槍 反過來把綁匪給斃了
很爛吧？ 我剛剛打了你
Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. 很爛吧？ 我剛剛打了你
Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason.
小心
Watch it. 小心
Watch it.
-告訴我們哈夢妮在哪兒 -去死吧
T ell us where Harmony is. Fuck you, mary. -告訴我們哈夢妮在哪兒 -去死吧
T ell us where Harmony is. Fuck you, mary.
你還是不懂，對吧？ 這不是好警察跟壞警察的狀況
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." 你還是不懂，對吧？ 這不是好警察跟壞警察的狀況
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop."
我們是同志跟紐約客 你麻煩大了
This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. 我們是同志跟紐約客 你麻煩大了
This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
拜托，你到底在保護誰？ 一切都結束了，戴克斯特完了
For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down. 拜托，你到底在保護誰？ 一切都結束了，戴克斯特完了
-完蛋了 -我知道維若妮卡的官司
Down. I know about Veronica's lawsuit. -完蛋了 -我知道維若妮卡的官司
Down. I know about Veronica's lawsuit.
我知道戴克斯特快要破產了 還知道他找了假冒的女兒
I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters. 我知道戴克斯特快要破產了 還知道他找了假冒的女兒
I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters.
而且還成功的唬弄大家好一陣子 直到上個禮拜才被戳破
Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week. 而且還成功的唬弄大家好一陣子 直到上個禮拜才被戳破
Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week.
-所以他不得不殺了她，對吧？ -閉上你的嘴
Then he had to kill her, huh? Put a sock in it. -所以他不得不殺了她，對吧？ -閉上你的嘴
Then he had to kill her, huh? Put a sock in it.
-我在問問題 -如果你問我們問題...
I'm asking a question. If you ask questions... -我在問問題 -如果你問我們問題...
I'm asking a question. If you ask questions...
感覺好像我們什麼都不知道 懂嗎？
...then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay? 感覺好像我們什麼都不知道 懂嗎？
...then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay?
還有啊，一定是她男朋友 那個從巴黎來的家夥
And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris. 還有啊，一定是她男朋友 那個從巴黎來的家夥
And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris.
他發現了冒牌貨 發現「那不是維若妮卡」，沒錯吧？
He would've spothed the fake and said, "That's not Veronica." Am I right? 他發現了冒牌貨 發現「那不是維若妮卡」，沒錯吧？
He would've spothed the fake and said, "That's not Veronica." Am I right?
-幹！ -沒錯
Fuck you! Exactly. -幹！ -沒錯
Fuck you! Exactly.
所以戴克斯特派人殺了維若妮卡 讓她穿上衣服...
So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her... 所以戴克斯特派人殺了維若妮卡 讓她穿上衣服...
So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her...
把屍體載去棄屍，然後走人 不過他忽略了一件事
...dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing. 把屍體載去棄屍，然後走人 不過他忽略了一件事
...dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing.
-貼身衣物 -一套內衣內褲
Underpants. One tiny little pair of undies. -貼身衣物 -一套內衣內褲
Underpants. One tiny little pair of undies.
對
Yeah. 對
Yeah.
你覺得很好笑嗎？ 我要打斷你的鼻子
You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now. 你覺得很好笑嗎？ 我要打斷你的鼻子
You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now.
我要你想像腦袋中有子彈的樣子 可以嗎？
I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? 我要你想像腦袋中有子彈的樣子 可以嗎？
I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me?
去死吧
Fuck you. 去死吧
Fuck you.
-你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不這樣想 Fuck you.
-你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不這樣想
Anyway, that's ambiguous. Ambiguous? I don't think so. -你的意思很含糊不清？ -含糊不清？我可不這樣想
Anyway, that's ambiguous. Ambiguous? I don't think so.
不是啦，他是說 你說「想像腦袋中有子彈」
He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head"... 不是啦，他是說 你說「想像腦袋中有子彈」
He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head"...
意思是「待會兒你的腦袋裏 會有子彈」
...is that "a bullet will be inside your head"... 意思是「待會兒你的腦袋裏 會有子彈」
...is that "a bullet will be inside your head"...
-還是「想像有子彈」的意思呢？ -哈利，不要再碎碎念了
...or "picture it in your head"? Harry, will you shut up. -還是「想像有子彈」的意思呢？ -哈利，不要再碎碎念了
...or "picture it in your head"? Harry, will you shut up.
我根本不認識那個女的，真的 我是唬你們的
I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing. 我根本不認識那個女的，真的 我是唬你們的
I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing.
-我覺得你現在才是唬人的 -哈利，你在幹嘛？
I think that you are bluffing right now. Harry, what are you doing? -我覺得你現在才是唬人的 -哈利，你在幹嘛？
對付這種喜歡唬人的家夥...
What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff... 對付這種喜歡唬人的家夥...
What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff...
我會玩一種遊戲叫做 「我在吹牛嗎？」，她在哪兒？
...is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?" Where is she? 我會玩一種遊戲叫做 「我在吹牛嗎？」，她在哪兒？
哈夢妮到底在哪裏？ 你想來硬的嗎？
Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? 哈夢妮到底在哪裏？ 你想來硬的嗎？
Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball?
那女孩到底在哪裏？
Where is the girl? 那女孩到底在哪裏？
Where is the girl?
你剛做了什麼？
What did you just do? 你剛做了什麼？
What did you just do?
-我剛放了一顆子彈到他腦袋裏 -你在槍裏面裝了子彈？
I just put in one bullet, didn't I? You put a live round in that gun? -我剛放了一顆子彈到他腦袋裏 -你在槍裏面裝了子彈？
I just put in one bullet, didn't I? You put a live round in that gun?
是啊，大概有百分之八的機會
Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. 是啊，大概有百分之八的機會
Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance.
-八？你的數學是誰教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道... Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance.
-八？你的數學是誰教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道...
Eight? Who taught you math? Maybe it was more. I don't know... -八？你的數學是誰教的？ -可能更多吧，我不知道...
Eight? Who taught you math? Maybe it was more. I don't know...
該死！
Shit! 該死！
Shit!
-哈囉？ -派瑞，是你嗎？
Hello? Perry, is that you? -哈囉？ -派瑞，是你嗎？
Hello? Perry, is that you?
-嘿，是我 -嗨，哈夢妮
Hey, it's me. Hi, Harmony. -嘿，是我 -嗨，哈夢妮
Hey, it's me. Hi, Harmony.
-怎麼回事？ -你在哪兒？
Wtat's going on? Where are you? -怎麼回事？ -你在哪兒？
Wtat's going on? Where are you?
-在家啊 -你在家？
At home. you 're at home? -在家啊 -你在家？
At home. you 're at home?
我剛回到家，今天整天都待在 比佛利山莊，一個無聊的宴會
I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception. 我剛回到家，今天整天都待在 比佛利山莊，一個無聊的宴會
I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception.
-你聽起來不太好 -你為什麼不跟著直覺走？
You don't sound so good. Why aren't you following your lead? -你聽起來不太好 -你為什麼不跟著直覺走？
You don't sound so good. Why aren't you following your lead?
喔，算了啦，那太扯了
Oh, forget it. It's just crazy. 喔，算了啦，那太扯了
Oh, forget it. It's just crazy.
不，一點都不扯 聽著...
No, it's not crazy. Listen... 不，一點都不扯 聽著...
No, it's not crazy. Listen...
-一切都在葛薩默書裏面 -別說話，聽我說
It's right oyt of a Gossamer book. Don't talk. Listen. -一切都在葛薩默書裏面 -別說話，聽我說
It's right oyt of a Gossamer book. Don't talk. Listen.
-百分之八 -還有你，不要再算了
Eight percent. And you, stop multiplying. -百分之八 -還有你，不要再算了
Eight percent. And you, stop multiplying.
不，不是你 聽著，打電話到市中心...
No, not you. Listen, call downtown... 不，不是你 聽著，打電話到市中心...
No, not you. Listen, call downtown...
問問看維若妮卡戴克斯特的屍體 被送到太平間沒
...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary. 問問看維若妮卡戴克斯特的屍體 被送到太平間沒
...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary.
如果有的話 問問看火葬的時間確定沒 ...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary.
如果有的話 問問看火葬的時間確定沒
If it has, see if there 's a cremation schedyled. 如果有的話 問問看火葬的時間確定沒
If it has, see if there 's a cremation schedyled.
-等等，派瑞 -打電話給我
Wait, Perry. Call me back right away. -等等，派瑞 -打電話給我
Wait, Perry. Call me back right away.
反正他本來就要殺你的 他是這樣說的
Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so. 反正他本來就要殺你的 他是這樣說的
Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so.
把他蓋起來，我去開車
Cover him up. I'll get the car. 把他蓋起來，我去開車
Cover him up. I'll get the car.
-好，這樣就差不多了 -哈利...
All right, that's pretty much all done. Harry... -好，這樣就差不多了 -哈利...
All right, that's pretty much all done. Harry...
我知道了 我們可以把戴克斯特那個混蛋打倒
I got an idea. I say we take the son of a bitch Dexter down. 我知道了 我們可以把戴克斯特那個混蛋打倒
帶他去賽車場 請他喝一杯
To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink. 帶他去賽車場 請他喝一杯
你覺得怎麼樣，派瑞？ 幹！這不公平，一點都不公平 To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink.
你覺得怎麼樣，派瑞？ 幹！這不公平，一點都不公平
What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair. 你覺得怎麼樣，派瑞？ 幹！這不公平，一點都不公平
艾力歐，幫凡史卓克先生搜個身 What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair.
艾力歐，幫凡史卓克先生搜個身
Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down. 艾力歐，幫凡史卓克先生搜個身
Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down.
站好
Fucking maric¨®n. 站好
Fucking maric¨®n.
丟過來，看看是誰打來的
Toss it here. Let's see who it is. 丟過來，看看是誰打來的
Toss it here. Let's see who it is.
我們麻煩大了 戴克斯特逮到我們啦
We're in trouble. Dexter's got us. 我們麻煩大了 戴克斯特逮到我們啦
We're in trouble. Dexter's got us.
他剛叫了地毯清潔服務公司去救他
He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him. 他剛叫了地毯清潔服務公司去救他
He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him.
抱歉啦，孩子，手倒是很好看呢
Sorry, kid. Good hands, though. 抱歉啦，孩子，手倒是很好看呢
Sorry, kid. Good hands, though.
謝謝，我以前是魔術師
Thanks. Used to be a magician. 謝謝，我以前是魔術師
Thanks. Used to be a magician.
只要39塊9毛9，一半的時間 我們就可以清好三個房間的地毯
And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time. 只要39塊9毛9，一半的時間 我們就可以清好三個房間的地毯
這個服務價值40塊喔 心動不如馬上行動
That's a $40 value. Act today. 這個服務價值40塊喔 心動不如馬上行動
That's a $40 value. Act today.
棺材裏的那個小妞根本就...
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that... 棺材裏的那個小妞根本就...
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
跟你搬來搬去的冒牌貨不一樣 你有想過嗎？ That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
跟你搬來搬去的冒牌貨不一樣 你有想過嗎？
...ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that? 跟你搬來搬去的冒牌貨不一樣 你有想過嗎？
...ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that?
有啊，哈利 所以他要把屍體火化
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body. 有啊，哈利 所以他要把屍體火化
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body.
准備好了嗎？
Yeah, you ready? 准備好了嗎？
Yeah, you ready?
說到邪惡，我得閃了
Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 說到邪惡，我得閃了
Speak of the devil. Gotta go.
派瑞，很高興認識你
Perry, nice to have known you. 派瑞，很高興認識你
Perry, nice to have known you.
-哈利 -哈利，當然
Harry. Harry. Yes, of course. -哈利 -哈利，當然
Harry. Harry. Yes, of course.
紐約客哈利
Harry from New York. 紐約客哈利
Harry from New York.
我希望你不會因為今晚的經曆 對洛杉磯產生成見
I hope you don't judge Los Angeles based solely on your experience tonight. 我希望你不會因為今晚的經曆 對洛杉磯產生成見
我有點害怕，派瑞
I'm kind of scared here, Perry. 我有點害怕，派瑞
I'm kind of scared here, Perry.
艾力歐，饒了他吧
Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break? 艾力歐，饒了他吧
Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break?
別這樣，現在是聖誕節呢
Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas. 別這樣，現在是聖誕節呢
Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas.
-還有誰知道？ -我什麼都不知道
Who else knows? I don't know anything. -還有誰知道？ -我什麼都不知道
Who else knows? I don't know anything.
我根本不是當地人，笨蛋
I'm not even from here, you fuck-up. 我根本不是當地人，笨蛋
I'm not even from here, you fuck-up.
戴克斯特先生，棺木准備好了
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go. 戴克斯特先生，棺木准備好了
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go.
好，把那個賤貨燒了吧
Okay, let's burn the bitch. 好，把那個賤貨燒了吧
你可以射他的胸膛 會比較簡單一點
You could zap his chest. It'd be easier. 你可以射他的胸膛 會比較簡單一點
You could zap his chest. It'd be easier.
可是我們都知道你不得不做的事情
But we know why you gotta do it down there. 可是我們都知道你不得不做的事情
But we know why you gotta do it down there.
你喜歡看他的小弟弟，是不是？
You like looking at his johnson, don't you? 你喜歡看他的小弟弟，是不是？
You like looking at his johnson, don't you?
承認吧，老兄，你就是忍不住
Admit it, dude, you got it in you. 承認吧，老兄，你就是忍不住
Admit it, dude, you got it in you.
夠了！看著我的眼睛 告訴我你沒跟男人在一起過
Enough! Look me in the eyes and tell me you've never been with a man. 夠了！看著我的眼睛 告訴我你沒跟男人在一起過
-去你媽的！幹！ -這就是你想要的，不是嗎？
Fuck you, maric¨®n! Fuck you! That's what you want, isn't it? -去你媽的！幹！ -這就是你想要的，不是嗎？
Fuck you, maric¨®n! Fuck you! That's what you want, isn't it?
-你想幹我！ -別幫倒忙，別幫倒忙了！
You want to fuck me. Stop helping. Stop helping. -你想幹我！ -別幫倒忙，別幫倒忙了！
You want to fuck me. Stop helping. Stop helping.
-如果你不是同志，就說嘛 -幹！
If you are not gay, just say so. Fuck you, maric¨®n! -如果你不是同志，就說嘛 -幹！
If you are not gay, just say so. Fuck you, maric¨®n!
-看看他，他說不出口！ -別再幫倒忙了
Look at him. He can't even say it. Stop helping! -看看他，他說不出口！ -別再幫倒忙了
Look at him. He can't even say it. Stop helping!
-等不及要收你這個病人了 -我想也是
Can't wait to have you as a patient. Bet you can't. -等不及要收你這個病人了 -我想也是
Can't wait to have you as a patient. Bet you can't.
-這就是你要的 -閉嘴！
This is what you want. Here. Shut up! -這就是你要的 -閉嘴！
This is what you want. Here. Shut up!
看啊，你想要嗎？你看啊
Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this. 看啊，你想要嗎？你看啊
Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this.
閉嘴！
Just shut up! 閉嘴！
Just shut up!
幹得好！
Yeah! 幹得好！
Yeah!
同性戀才不看那裏呢！
Homophobes never check there. 同性戀才不看那裏呢！
Homophobes never check there.
還好是真的槍 我還以為同性戀...
Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing... 還好是真的槍 我還以為同性戀...
Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing...
真的可以那樣耶，抱歉
...like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry. 真的可以那樣耶，抱歉
...like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry.
-還好吧？ -不太好
Are you okay? Not really, no. -還好吧？ -不太好
各位，我們趕快離開這裏吧
Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here. 各位，我們趕快離開這裏吧
Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here.
-誰要開車？ -丟銅板決定吧
Who's driving? I tell you what, I'll flip you for it. -誰要開車？ -丟銅板決定吧
好
All right. 好
All right.
-這裏 -該死！
This way, come on. Shit! -這裏 -該死！
This way, come on. Shit!
-哈囉 -嘿，哈夢妮，是我
Yeah. Hey, Harmony, it's me. -哈囉 -嘿，哈夢妮，是我
Yeah. Hey, Harmony, it's me.
天啊，你怎麼逃掉的？
Oh, God, how did you get away? 天啊，你怎麼逃掉的？
Oh, God, how did you get away?
我用手槍把他給斃了 槍藏在小弟弟附近
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls. 我用手槍把他給斃了 槍藏在小弟弟附近
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
我找不到車子，我們在靠近奧立佛街 跟高速公路交叉口，你能來載我們嗎？
I can't get to my car. We're near Olive and the freeway. Can you pick us up? 我找不到車子，我們在靠近奧立佛街 跟高速公路交叉口，你能來載我們嗎？
我現在在箱型車裏，載著屍體 30秒後就能到那裏
I'm in a van with the body. I'll be there in 30 seconds. 我現在在箱型車裏，載著屍體 30秒後就能到那裏
I'm in a van with the body. I'll be there in 30 seconds.
好，站在顯眼一點的地方 隨時准備上車喔
All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move. 好，站在顯眼一點的地方 隨時准備上車喔
All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move.
該死，他們跟在我後面 我得掛了
Shit, they' re on my tail. I gotta go. 該死，他們跟在我後面 我得掛了
在那裏，她在那裏！該死
Right there. She's right there! Shit. 在那裏，她在那裏！該死
Right there. She's right there! Shit.
哈夢妮！
Harmony! 哈夢妮！
Harmony!
哈夢妮！
Harmony! 哈夢妮！
Harmony!
-哈夢妮！ -哈利，不要！
Harmony! Harry, don't! -哈夢妮！ -哈利，不要！
Harmony! Harry, don't!
快點，我們得走了 他們要回頭了，哈夢妮在那邊
Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there. 快點，我們得走了 他們要回頭了，哈夢妮在那邊
Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there.
派瑞，怎麼了？
Perry, what's wrong? 派瑞，怎麼了？
Perry, what's wrong?
快點，呼吸啊
Come on, breathe. 快點，呼吸啊
Come on, breathe.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
哈洛
Harold. 哈洛
Harold.
（哈夢妮）
哈洛...
Harold... 哈洛...
Harold...
用你神奇的魔力
...use your awesome might. 用你神奇的魔力
...use your awesome might.
把我從困境中解救出來吧
Save me from this hopeless plight. 把我從困境中解救出來吧
Save me from this hopeless plight.
哈洛...
Harold... 哈洛...
Harold...
哈夢妮！
Harmony! 哈夢妮！
Harmony!
真他媽的神奇
Captain Fucking Magic. 真他媽的神奇
Captain Fucking Magic.
來啊！
Come on! 來啊！
Come on!
不！
No. 不！
No.
全部解決了
There, all done. 全部解決了
There, all done.
結束了
Finished. 結束了
Finished.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-是你打電話給我嗎？ -哈利，你被槍射中了
Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot. -是你打電話給我嗎？ -哈利，你被槍射中了
Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot.
沒有，要不要看一個很酷的玩意 Did you call me? Harry, you' re shot.
沒有，要不要看一個很酷的玩意
No, no. Look, you want to see something cool? 沒有，要不要看一個很酷的玩意
No, no. Look, you want to see something cool?
真酷！這可以擋子彈啊，哈利
Cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry. 真酷！這可以擋子彈啊，哈利
Cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry.
其實不太行
No, not really. 其實不太行
No, not really.
喔，哈利
Oh, Harry. 喔，哈利
Oh, Harry.
天啊，哈利
Oh, God, Harry. 天啊，哈利
Oh, God, Harry.
哈利
Harry. 哈利
Harry.
-嗨，歡迎歸來 -是啊
Hi. Welcome back. Yeah. -嗨，歡迎歸來 -是啊
Hi. Welcome back. Yeah.
-這是幾根手指頭？ -把貓放下來，我對貓過敏
How many fingers? Put that cat down, because I'm allergic. -這是幾根手指頭？ -把貓放下來，我對貓過敏
How many fingers? Put that cat down, because I'm allergic.
你感覺還好嗎？你的...？
You feeling okay? How's your? 你感覺還好嗎？你的...？
You feeling okay? How's your?
-我的什麼？ -嗯，你的... You feeling okay? How's your?
-我的什麼？ -嗯，你的...
My what? Well, your... -我的什麼？ -嗯，你的...
My what? Well, your...
-下面的地方還好嗎？ -他竟然敢跟你說！
Everything down there. I can't believe he told you that. -下面的地方還好嗎？ -他竟然敢跟你說！
Everything down there. I can't believe he told you that.
嘿...是聖誕節耶 我的禮物在哪裏，滑頭？
It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? 嘿...是聖誕節耶 我的禮物在哪裏，滑頭？
It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick?
你的禮物就是你不用坐牢，娘們
Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag. 你的禮物就是你不用坐牢，娘們
Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag.
對啦，我知道 我也很討厭這樣
Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. 對啦，我知道 我也很討厭這樣
Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too.
因為公司挖空心思 不想讓電影結局太平淡...
In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending... 因為公司挖空心思 不想讓電影結局太平淡...
In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending...
所以男主角最後會突然杵著拐杖出現 神奇的還活著，我最討厭那樣了 In movies where the stydio gets all paranoid about a downer ending...
所以男主角最後會突然杵著拐杖出現 神奇的還活著，我最討厭那樣了
...so the guy shows up, he 's magically alive on crytches, I hate that. 所以男主角最後會突然杵著拐杖出現 神奇的還活著，我最討厭那樣了
我的意思是，搞什麼啊 幹脆把每個人都叫回來好了 ...so the guy shows up, he 's magically alive on crytches, I hate that.
我的意思是，搞什麼啊 幹脆把每個人都叫回來好了
I mean, shit, why not bring them all back. 我的意思是，搞什麼啊 幹脆把每個人都叫回來好了
I mean, shit, why not bring them all back.
可是重點是，這次是真的
but the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened. 可是重點是，這次是真的
but the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened.
派瑞是真的還活著 對，這種電影結局真的很遜...
Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing... 派瑞是真的還活著 對，這種電影結局真的很遜...
Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing...
但是要我怎麼辦呢，說謊嗎？ Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it 's a dymb movie thing...
但是要我怎麼辦呢，說謊嗎？
...but what do you want me to do, lie about it? 但是要我怎麼辦呢，說謊嗎？
...but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
你有發現到什麼嗎？ ...but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
你有發現到什麼嗎？
So you found something out? 你有發現到什麼嗎？
So you found something out?
有，可是你們不會希望聽到
Y eah. But you' re not gonna like it. 有，可是你們不會希望聽到
Y eah. But you' re not gonna like it.
戴克斯特沒有殺了你妹
Dexter didn't murder your sister. 戴克斯特沒有殺了你妹
Dexter didn't murder your sister.
怎麼可能？他利用我妹 假扮他的女兒，派瑞
That's crazy. He was using my sister to impersonate his daughter, Perry. 怎麼可能？他利用我妹 假扮他的女兒，派瑞
根本沒有這樣的事情 我跟警察朋友談過了
Never happened. I talked to my police guy. 根本沒有這樣的事情 我跟警察朋友談過了
Never happened. I talked to my police guy.
那個冒牌貨叫做米亞菲 一個從格蘭岱爾來的23歲女生
The ringer was a girl named Mia Frye, 23-year-old from Glendale. 那個冒牌貨叫做米亞菲 一個從格蘭岱爾來的23歲女生
她不假扮維若妮卡的時候...
When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter... 她不假扮維若妮卡的時候...
When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter...
都會帶上粉紅色的假發 When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter...
都會帶上粉紅色的假發
...she wore a pink wig. 都會帶上粉紅色的假發
...she wore a pink wig.
可是我妹讓你到大熊湖去 到他的小木屋去啊
But my sister sent you up to Big Bear Lake, to his cabin. 可是我妹讓你到大熊湖去 到他的小木屋去啊
你妹以為戴克斯特是她的親生父親...
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father... 你妹以為戴克斯特是她的親生父親...
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father...
所以她開始跟蹤她 在他附近出沒
...so she started following him, hanging around. 所以她開始跟蹤她 在他附近出沒
...so she started following him, hanging around.
你知道我接下來 要說什麼了吧？
Do you see where I'm going with this? 你知道我接下來 要說什麼了吧？
Do you see where I'm going with this?
有一天你妹打電話來 說她看到戴克斯特...
One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter... 有一天你妹打電話來 說她看到戴克斯特...
One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter...
跟一個粉紅色頭發的女生上床
...in bed with the pink-haired girl. 跟一個粉紅色頭發的女生上床
...in bed with the pink-haired girl.
她以為是父親跟女兒亂倫
What she thought was father and daughter. 她以為是父親跟女兒亂倫
What she thought was father and daughter.
在她看來是那個樣子 What she thought was father and daughter.
在她看來是那個樣子
Remember, that's how it would appear. 在她看來是那個樣子
Remember, that's how it would appear.
她無法承受
It was too much for her. 她無法承受
It was too much for her.
先是以前的老爸這樣 現在新的父親也一樣 It was too much for her.
先是以前的老爸這樣 現在新的父親也一樣
First the old father, now the shiny new one. 先是以前的老爸這樣 現在新的父親也一樣
她沒有辦法接受 所以就自殺了
She couldn't handle it, and she took her own life. 她沒有辦法接受 所以就自殺了
她要我拍的不是謀殺案 而是亂倫
What she hired me to film wasn't murder, but incest. 她要我拍的不是謀殺案 而是亂倫
我很遺憾
I'm sorry. 我很遺憾
I'm sorry.
為了追求不真實而付出的代價
So mych for ynreality. 為了追求不真實而付出的代價
So mych for ynreality.
我說了再見...
I said goodbye... 我說了再見...
I said goodbye...
看著強尼的世界回到虛構
...watched Jonny's world go back on the fiction shelf. 看著強尼的世界回到虛構
...watched Jonny's world go back on the fiction shelf.
但是到最後，兄弟...
but while it lasted, brother... 但是到最後，兄弟...
but while it lasted, brother...
那是小說的結局
...it was one for the books. 那是小說的結局
...it was one for the books.
你應該跟我說 你被逮捕了五次
You should've told me you were arrested five times. 你應該跟我說 你被逮捕了五次
You should've told me you were arrested five times.
我應該會很不爽
I should be pissed. 我應該會很不爽
I should be pissed.
你應該跟我說你在家的時候 會穿女生的內褲
You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants. 你應該跟我說你在家的時候 會穿女生的內褲
You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants.
-那叫做變裝，蠢蛋 -隨便啦
That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever. -那叫做變裝，蠢蛋 -隨便啦
That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever.
變裝的人有一半是異性戀 完美的父親，愛小孩的爸爸 That's cross-dressing, imbecile. Whatever.
變裝的人有一半是異性戀 完美的父親，愛小孩的爸爸
Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids. 變裝的人有一半是異性戀 完美的父親，愛小孩的爸爸
Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids.
你呢？你爸愛你嗎？
How about you? Did your father love you? 你呢？你爸愛你嗎？
How about you? Did your father love you?
有時候，尤其我包得緊緊的時候 你呢？
Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours? 有時候，尤其我包得緊緊的時候 你呢？
Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours?
他以前用摩斯電報打過我 所以他大概愛我吧...
Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible... 他以前用摩斯電報打過我 所以他大概愛我吧...
Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible...
可是他沒說過 Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible...
可是他沒說過
...but he never actually said the words. 可是他沒說過
...but he never actually said the words.
-哈利 -幹嘛？ ...but he never actually said the words.
-哈利 -幹嘛？
Harry. What? -哈利 -幹嘛？
Harry. What?
不要再偷東西了 Harry. What?
不要再偷東西了
Don't steal any more shit. 不要再偷東西了
Don't steal any more shit.
你不是個無賴
You're not a punk. 你不是個無賴
You're not a punk.
我要轉身了
You bet I'll turn around. 我要轉身了
You bet I'll turn around.
-你喜歡那樣的？ -在雜貨店看過他兩次，有6尺4吧？
You like that, huh? -你喜歡那樣的？ -在雜貨店看過他兩次，有6尺4吧？
I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"? -你喜歡那樣的？ -在雜貨店看過他兩次，有6尺4吧？
他不知道自己是同性戀 看他走路的樣子 I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"?
他不知道自己是同性戀 看他走路的樣子
He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks. 他不知道自己是同性戀 看他走路的樣子
He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks.
事情大概就是這樣 He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks.
事情大概就是這樣
So that's pretty mych that. 事情大概就是這樣
So that's pretty mych that.
我們回到印第安那去 三個人一起去參加珍娜的喪禮 So that's pretty mych that.
我們回到印第安那去 三個人一起去參加珍娜的喪禮
We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral. 我們回到印第安那去 三個人一起去參加珍娜的喪禮
We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral.
（尾聲 再會我的愛） We went back to Indiana, the three of ys, for Jenna 's fyneral.
（尾聲 再會我的愛）
別擔心 我有看《魔戒》最後一集
Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings. 別擔心 我有看《魔戒》最後一集
Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings.
我不會放電影結局放17次的 Don 't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings.
我不會放電影結局放17次的
I won 't have the movie end 17 times. 我不會放電影結局放17次的
I won 't have the movie end 17 times.
不過倒是有最後的一個場景 給大家娛樂一下 I won 't have the movie end 17 times.
不過倒是有最後的一個場景 給大家娛樂一下
there is, thoygh, one final scene for your viewing pleasyre. 不過倒是有最後的一個場景 給大家娛樂一下
there is, thoygh, one final scene for your viewing pleasyre.
我認識你嗎？
Do I know you? 我認識你嗎？
Do I know you?
不認識，我只是來參加喪禮的
No. Just in town for the funeral. 不認識，我只是來參加喪禮的
No. Just in town for the funeral.
你想幹嘛？
What do you want? 你想幹嘛？
What do you want?
動物園關門了 所以我想說來這裏看動物
The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal. 動物園關門了 所以我想說來這裏看動物
The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
混帳東西 The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
混帳東西
Son of a... 混帳東西
Son of a...
你以為你在跟誰說話？ Son of a...
你以為你在跟誰說話？
Who do you think you're talking to? 你以為你在跟誰說話？
Who do you think you're talking to?
我今天才剛埋了自己的女兒 Who do you think you're talking to?
我今天才剛埋了自己的女兒
I buried my daughter today. 我今天才剛埋了自己的女兒
I buried my daughter today.
錯了
No. 錯了
No.
你早在20年前就把她埋了
You buried her 20 years ago. 你早在20年前就把她埋了
You buried her 20 years ago.
哈夢妮是對的 她的妹妹是被謀殺的 You buried her 20 years ago.
哈夢妮是對的 她的妹妹是被謀殺的
Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. 哈夢妮是對的 她的妹妹是被謀殺的
是你扣下的扳機 只是很久之後才打中她 Harmony was right, her sister was murdered.
是你扣下的扳機 只是很久之後才打中她
You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit. 是你扣下的扳機 只是很久之後才打中她
You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
你是誰？
Who are you? 你是誰？
Who are you?
我愛我的女兒
I loved my girl. 我愛我的女兒
I loved my girl.
你這個混蛋！ 如果我可以起來的話...
You fucker! If I could get out of this bed... 你這個混蛋！ 如果我可以起來的話...
是嗎？可惜你不行 You fucker! If I could get out of this bed...
是嗎？可惜你不行
Yeah? Well, you can't. 是嗎？可惜你不行
Yeah? Well, you can't.
混帳東西！
You bastard! 混帳東西！
You bastard!
竟然攻擊一個無法抵抗的老人家
An old man that can't defend himself. 竟然攻擊一個無法抵抗的老人家
An old man that can't defend himself.
你還真是勇猛啊
Big tough guy. 你還真是勇猛啊
Big tough guy.
沒錯 Big tough guy.
沒錯
Yeah, that's right. 沒錯
Yeah, that's right.
是很勇猛
Big tough guy. 是很勇猛
Big tough guy.
我喜歡傑拿洛，不過我懂什麼？ 我只是只熊，只知道低頭找魚吃
I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish. 我喜歡傑拿洛，不過我懂什麼？ 我只是只熊，只知道低頭找魚吃
I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish.
就是這樣，這就是去年聖誕節 發生的真實故事
That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas. 就是這樣，這就是去年聖誕節 發生的真實故事
剛才老家夥那一幕很殘酷吧？ That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas.
剛才老家夥那一幕很殘酷吧？
That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right? 剛才老家夥那一幕很殘酷吧？
不過反正他是個古怪的家夥 管他的，不用擔心 That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right?
不過反正他是個古怪的家夥 管他的，不用擔心
But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him. 不過反正他是個古怪的家夥 管他的，不用擔心
But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him.
總而言之... But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him.
總而言之...
Anyhow, so... 總而言之...
Anyhow, so...
謝謝你們 Anyhow, so...
謝謝你們
Thanks for coming. 謝謝你們
Thanks for coming.
跟我一起造訪洛杉磯 Thanks for coming.
跟我一起造訪洛杉磯
Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me. 跟我一起造訪洛杉磯
Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me.
如果要我做個總結的話...
If I had to sum it up, and I do... 如果要我做個總結的話...
If I had to sum it up, and I do...
因為故事已經到了結尾 If I had to sum it up, and I do...
因為故事已經到了結尾
Because, you know, it's, like, the end. 因為故事已經到了結尾
Because, you know, it's, like, the end.
我想這部電影是關於...友情的故事 Because, you know, it's, like, the end.
我想這部電影是關於...友情的故事
I would say that this movie is about... It's about friendship. 我想這部電影是關於...友情的故事
-友情是很嚇人的 -你在幹嘛... I would say that this movie is about... It's about friendship.
-友情是很嚇人的 -你在幹嘛...
Friendship is sacred. What are you doing? -友情是很嚇人的 -你在幹嘛...
Friendship is sacred. What are you doing?
我要把電影做個總結啊... Friendship is sacred. What are you doing?
我要把電影做個總結啊...
I'm trying to wrap up the movie... 我要把電影做個總結啊...
I'm trying to wrap up the movie...
把電影中的訊息傳達給觀眾 I'm trying to wrap up the movie...
把電影中的訊息傳達給觀眾
...and leave the people with a message. 把電影中的訊息傳達給觀眾
...and leave the people with a message.
我有訊息要告訴你 不要把腳放在我的桌上！
I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk. 我有訊息要告訴你 不要把腳放在我的桌上！
I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk.
抱歉，我現在是派瑞的手下了 I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk.
抱歉，我現在是派瑞的手下了
Sorry. I work for Perry now. 抱歉，我現在是派瑞的手下了
Sorry. I work for Perry now.
-還有，別再解說了 -也解說不了了 Sorry. I work for Perry now.
-還有，別再解說了 -也解說不了了
And stop narrating. Obviously. -還有，別再解說了 -也解說不了了
And stop narrating. Obviously.
就這樣 請待到工作人員名單放完再離開 And stop narrating. Obviously.
就這樣 請待到工作人員名單放完再離開
That's it. Please stay for the end credits. 就這樣 請待到工作人員名單放完再離開
That's it. Please stay for the end credits.
最乖的男孩是某人的外甥 That's it. Please stay for the end credits.
最乖的男孩是某人的外甥
If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew. 最乖的男孩是某人的外甥
If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew.
別忘了去蓋停車章 If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew.
別忘了去蓋停車章
Don't forget to validate your parking. 別忘了去蓋停車章
Don't forget to validate your parking.
對於所有中西部的好朋友們... Don't forget to validate your parking.
對於所有中西部的好朋友們...
For all of you good people in the Midwest... 對於所有中西部的好朋友們...
For all of you good people in the Midwest...
抱歉我們說髒話說太多 For all of you good people in the Midwest...
抱歉我們說髒話說太多
...sorry we said "fuck" so much. 抱歉我們說髒話說太多
...sorry we said "fuck" so much.
-說晚安 -再次謝謝你們 ...sorry we said "fuck" so much.
-說晚安 -再次謝謝你們
Say good night. Thanks again. -說晚安 -再次謝謝你們
Say good night. Thanks again.
現在，快走，給我消失 Say good night. Thanks again.
現在，快走，給我消失
Now, go. Vanish. 現在，快走，給我消失
Now, go. Vanish.
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